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mrfrog

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Today I managed to get this error message:

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"Error, (in RootOf) index should be a positive integer less than 1"


Oh Maple, I love it when you talk dirty.

12/18/2007 7:11:53 AM

simonn
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o.O

12/18/2007 7:15:18 AM

wdprice3
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NSFW tag, maybe?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

12/18/2007 7:15:25 AM

mrfrog

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is there a division by zero tag?

WARNING: DvB0

12/18/2007 7:21:00 AM

fjjackso
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fuck maple

12/18/2007 7:32:54 AM

joe17669
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MATLAB > Mathematica > Maple

12/18/2007 7:35:09 AM

fjjackso
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^

Matlab numero uno

12/18/2007 7:35:43 AM

mrfrog

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Matlab can lick my harry balls!

thing wants $texas$ to use it and I can't even install the POC on my computer.

Fuck that, I can type factor(exp,x) just as well as I can highlight x, right click and click "factor". At least that way I'll get a decent error message instead of the same machine dressed up with less functionality.

12/18/2007 7:57:02 AM

joe17669
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"thing wants $texas$ to use it and I can't even install the POC on my computer."


It's not the software that's a POC

but yea I see what you're saying about the "ease of use" thing. But once you go Matlab, you can't ever go back.

BTW if I want to do simple factor() w/ symbolic functions, Mathematica still >> Maple

12/18/2007 8:26:24 AM

mrfrog

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Quote :
"> expr := x^2*n+x;
2
x n + x
> root1 := proc (np) algsubs(n = np, expr) end proc;
proc(np) ... end;
> root1(5);
2
5 x + x
>
> iso2 := sin(Pi/n);
/Pi\
sin|--|
\n /
> root1 := proc (np) algsubs(n = np, iso2) end proc;
proc(np) ... end;
> root1(5);
/Pi\
sin|--|
\n /
"


See, the problems that I have are with the mathematics. I doubt switching to any of the other two would fix these blatant errors.

Maple, please die.


Description of quote: Define one function with n in it. Then make a procedure that substitutes n into an expression. Run procedure, n=5 is substituted. Then repeat with another function. No substitution is made.

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 8:41 AM. Reason : ]

12/18/2007 8:39:52 AM

Novicane
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:restart

12/18/2007 8:44:46 AM

Smath74
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I must not "get it"

12/18/2007 9:08:08 AM

mrfrog

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'get it'

the quotes do not delay calculation and you will be stuck with an expression with unsolved for variables with no idea what's going on.

12/20/2007 12:58:36 AM

amac884
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yea...if we were doing binomials

12/20/2007 1:20:22 AM

fredbot3000
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wat

12/20/2007 1:48:52 AM

Lionheart
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you kids don't know how good you've got it with maple

I remeber when we only got one submission and no feedback

12/20/2007 4:07:18 AM

Sleik
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wat

12/20/2007 4:41:06 AM

mrfrog

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^^ damn, they've had that shit for at least 5 years now.

you're too old. Just go kill yourself old man.

12/20/2007 8:43:53 AM

jbtilley
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^^^You think you have it bad. Our assignments were punch-cards... and this dude was grading the homework.





[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 8:56 AM. Reason : -]

12/20/2007 8:54:56 AM

baonest
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i did maple back in june of 01. MA 141.

it was horrible. our TA didnt know much, of course we all cheated

12/20/2007 8:55:52 AM

ALkatraz
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Only one person ever has done the maple assignments. Then he just shared it with everyone else. It was passed down throughout the years.

12/20/2007 9:01:09 AM

catalyst
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^

That is the fucking truth

12/20/2007 9:08:27 AM

joe17669
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Quote :
"I remeber when we only got one submission and no feedback"


same.

12/20/2007 9:10:40 AM

BigMan157
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Quote :
"Only one person ever has done the maple assignments. Then he just shared it with everyone else. It was passed down throughout the years."

12/20/2007 9:16:11 AM

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Quote :
"So y = r^3/3.

And if you determine the rate of change in this curve correctly, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Derivative dy = 3r^2/3, or r^2 dr, or r dr r.

Har-de-har-har, get it?"


12/20/2007 10:30:03 AM

pilgrimshoes
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yall fruits get feedback on maple now?

what the hell?

12/20/2007 10:36:03 AM

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