i love you just like i love any other human, but just please, please for christ's sake don't hit on me, k. i will talk to you and all, but don't think 'he might just be gay.' fuck, can't even have small talk at an eatery with the cashier without some gay shit popping off like you looking at me and asking round about questions. other than that, this is a free thread.

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 8:03 PM. Reason : sgh]

12/18/2007 8:01:54 PM

Quote :

"for christ's sake don't hit me"

12/18/2007 8:02:56 PM

evan's suspendered homie

12/18/2007 8:03:40 PM

you probably just put out that "I'm gay" vibe.

12/18/2007 8:05:10 PM

Being hit on by gay guys is really weird.


/true story

12/18/2007 8:05:11 PM

is he really a gay paramedic? if so i am going to have tattooed on my chest, 'if you re a gay medic i refuse your help, kthxbye!'

12/18/2007 8:05:12 PM

^^^naw bro, i ain't got a gay fiber within my being, and anyone that knows me can tell you that.

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 8:06 PM. Reason : sdfg]

12/18/2007 8:06:11 PM

i get hit on by them, as well...gf and gf's friends say i don't give off the gay vibe, but apparently they're just being nice

12/18/2007 8:07:14 PM

maybe because we are willing to talk to them when most guys aren't that think is possible that we could pitch and also catch

12/18/2007 8:08:36 PM

hahaha seedless is a queer

12/18/2007 8:08:38 PM

ATTN quAgers Hey you have a gf again? Is it that same girl you were with before?

oh mah gaw

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 8:12 PM. Reason : fgsdfg]

12/18/2007 8:08:51 PM

haha, this gay dude copped a feel on me once--you think hypothetically about what you would do in that situation, but then it happens, and it catches you so off-guard that by the time you're ready to hit some mfer, it's all over and there's no point

12/18/2007 8:10:57 PM

^^^^ it's possible...i have no problem with them, and count a few as friends...it's not like gay is contagious or anything

^^ you talking to ME? if so, yes...we took some time apart, but we've been together again for a while...if you ignore the time apart, more than 6 years

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 8:11 PM. Reason : .]

12/18/2007 8:11:43 PM

jesus christ thats a long time!!

ha jaykay

12/18/2007 8:12:36 PM

you feel for that 'time apart' shit quagmire? i thought you were smarter than that, she was keeping her options opened until she figured out that you were the best option

12/18/2007 8:13:32 PM

^ INORITE!

meh, we both needed it...she was going through a rough time and i was out of the country for a few months...it worked out well for us, i think

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 8:14 PM. Reason : .]

12/18/2007 8:14:29 PM

hahahaha

was that rough time 'no vag to peen' and she needed some?

12/18/2007 8:15:35 PM

probably

though i have to say, it was nice to be so free while traipsing around europe...i don't regret it...it's all good now and i'm pretty happy

12/18/2007 8:17:45 PM

i guess one the biggest reasons why i dont have a gf currently s that one i leave you or you leave me, thats it and won't change my mind about it no matter what! i don't know if this is god or bad, but fuck it.

12/18/2007 8:22:18 PM

the main question is, did you sleep around in europe? lol

12/18/2007 8:24:09 PM

naw he didn't get any you know she did because all she had to do was spread'um. it must be nice to be objectified like that!

12/18/2007 8:25:22 PM

Quote :

"'if you re a gay medic i refuse your help, kthxbye!'"

wtf mang, it's not like we are gonna rape you or anything
to be a medic DOES require some degree of professionalism.

we are completely capable of doing our job, otherwise the state wouldn't let us do it.

would you really want us to just stand there and watch you die?

12/18/2007 9:35:03 PM

sup evan

12/18/2007 9:37:39 PM

this one time on the bus i was talking to this gay black guy just to be friendly. He ended up asking me my number and inviting me to "drinks".


i gave him a bogus number and acted interested after it was clear he didnt understand that i was just trying to make friendly bus talk.

12/18/2007 9:38:44 PM

cause telling him you weren't gay would've been too hard...

12/18/2007 9:46:13 PM

i ain't got nothing against gay people, really i don't, band i was joking about the tattoo also! i just don't want to feel like i am targeted by a gay guy, then i get mad. other than that i will treat you like any other human.

12/18/2007 9:48:44 PM

you treat me with respect and dignity

and i'll treat your ignorant self like any other human.

12/18/2007 9:51:38 PM

i have nothing but respect for the gay race

12/18/2007 9:52:35 PM

^^that really doesn't compute to me

please break down in layman terms thx!

[Edited on December 18, 2007 at 9:53 PM. Reason : sdfg]

12/18/2007 9:53:18 PM

Quote :

"gay race"

i am the fuhrer

12/18/2007 9:53:50 PM

12/18/2007 9:54:02 PM

respect and dignity: not stereotyping me just because i like other dudes. not all gay guys are faggots.

i call you ignorant because you are judging a healthcare professional by who they date - this has absolutely nothing to do with the quality of care they provide. but, alas, the laws of the state of north carolina state i have to treat you no matter what.

12/18/2007 9:56:15 PM

fucker i was only joking about that shit. get that cock out of you ass and put it in your mouth! (just joking i had to do it) but really i was joking, and i don't look at a gay guy and say 'hay he's gay and i'll show him i can show him the respect he deserves' i just carry on my normal actions, and not give a fuck.

12/18/2007 9:58:46 PM

anyways...you should put that video on autoplay so i don't have to keep clicking it

12/18/2007 9:59:44 PM

k good.

that's all i'm sayin. just treat me like anyone else. i'm not inferior.

12/18/2007 10:00:10 PM

right that what i do boo

12/18/2007 10:00:32 PM

we good then, boo [no homo]

12/18/2007 10:01:05 PM

finally the [no homo] disclaimer makes perfect sense! thx evan for clearing that up!

12/18/2007 10:02:49 PM

i are not following you

12/18/2007 10:04:18 PM

another one of my stupid jokes that r not funny

12/18/2007 10:05:47 PM

we're used to it

12/18/2007 10:06:50 PM

anyway good night bedtime!

12/18/2007 10:07:27 PM