according to MSN LOLOLOL

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"12 Things to Make Peace With Things to move past to become happier By the Editors of Men's Health 1. Her sexual past. As long as she didn't pick up anything communicable, think of it this way: You're the beneficiary of years of practice. 2. Your parents' fallibility. Your therapist is tired of hearing about the forced French horn lessons. Get over it, will ya? 3. Your own fallibility. Sometimes sucking at something but doing it anyway is fun (think: dancing). 4. The knowledge that life has more violent swings than Barry Bonds. Denying it only makes it worse. Right, Barry? 5. That college rival/ex-girlfriend/ex-boss/jerk-who-cut-you-off-in-traffic you still resent. They don't deserve that level of devotion from you, do they? 6. Your lousy childhood. If you had lived in 1650, you'd have had a one-in-three chance of making it to 18. Being parked in front of Grover was a privilege. 7. The neighbors' holiday party. It's kind of like Canada: They serve crappy beer, they're boring, and they're always watching hockey. But attending creates a peaceful border. Suck it up. 8. Monday morning. Nothing makes for a killer Friday like a productive Monday. 9. Your rock-star fantasy. You know what comes with groupies? The clap. 10. Your girlfriend's "flaw." Cut her a break. She endures your quirks, maybe even indulges them. Return the favor, and throw in a Hermes bag. 11. The daily grind. Defend your priorities with a firm hand, and other people will stop setting them for you. 12. Mortality. Men stare death in the face with terror, with bravery, with incomprehension, with loathing, with honor, but we all still bite the dust. You will, too. But just in case, check back over Easter."

LOL I say!

12/20/2007 2:43:06 PM

1 thing women need to get over:

1. Herself

12/20/2007 2:44:20 PM

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"11. The daily grind. Defend your priorities with a firm hand, and other people will stop setting them for you."

Keep the pimphand strong, B.

12/20/2007 2:45:21 PM

OKAY EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN

12/20/2007 2:46:07 PM

SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN PEOPLE

12/20/2007 2:46:39 PM

1 thing women need to get over:

1. Herself

12/20/2007 2:48:23 PM

this sounds like a woman wrote it. a woman with a slutty past.


you cant turn a hoe into a housewife.

12/20/2007 2:54:25 PM

^ DING DING DING!

I mean, the FIRST demand is to forgive her sexual past

ummmmmmm

12/20/2007 2:57:33 PM

1 thing women need to get over:

1. Herself

12/20/2007 3:01:34 PM

the responses to this thread thus far are by far funnier than anything in the first post

12/20/2007 3:02:10 PM

EVERYBODY JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

12/20/2007 3:04:11 PM

PLEASE, WE NEED ORDER HERE

12/20/2007 3:05:26 PM

why can't kiwi be a muslim?

12/20/2007 3:18:33 PM

we need our order over here too. it's been like 20 fucking minutes.

12/20/2007 3:20:27 PM

Men's health is a waste of paper

12/20/2007 3:21:00 PM

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"why can't kiwi be a muslim? "

Yeah, it would be nice for her to wear a hijab and cover all that shit up

12/20/2007 3:21:44 PM

I don't get the all caps posts. You could take that whole list and switch around to "Things women need to get over" and then add about 15 other things. I mean, spend a few hours over at some fuckstick's holiday party just to keep things peaceful? To hell with that. Reasonable people (read: men ) know how to get along without meaningless crap like that.

12/20/2007 3:28:29 PM

haha I knew you fools would get all up in arms!!

You should write a complaint letter to MSN for being sexist, that'll show em what a man you are!!

12/20/2007 3:29:22 PM

I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO "GET"

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 3:31 PM. Reason : .]

12/20/2007 3:29:43 PM

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"1 thing women need to get over: 1. Herself"

a whole list could be made for shit women need to get over


btw, most of this list is BS, most guys don't give 2 shits about that stuff

12/20/2007 3:30:25 PM

^^a jenny craig membership?

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 3:30 PM. Reason : .]

12/20/2007 3:30:27 PM

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"I don't get the all caps posts."

SIR IT REMAINS IMPERATIVE THAT YOU SILENCE YOURSELF

12/20/2007 3:31:23 PM

QUIET EVERYONE, I'M CONCENTRATING

12/20/2007 3:32:03 PM

I already have a gym membership

OH SICK BURN!!!

YOU GUYS should actually make a list of things you need to get over then we can psycho analyze you!! Fun!

12/20/2007 3:32:11 PM

haha Absolution is one my favorite new posters btw

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 3:32 PM. Reason : but I think kiwi is cool]

12/20/2007 3:32:12 PM

Things I need to get over
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1) The fact that dumb, fat bitches are too dumb to know their stupid posts irritate me. Its not their fault they're dumb

2) It is their fault they're fat.

[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 3:35 PM. Reason : ^Cheers]

12/20/2007 3:33:20 PM

I'm pleasantly plump, mind you.



[Edited on December 20, 2007 at 3:34 PM. Reason : dfgdf]

12/20/2007 3:34:14 PM

^rubenesque

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"That college rival/ex-girlfriend/ex-boss/jerk-who-cut-you-off-in-traffic you still resent."

werd

12/20/2007 5:37:48 PM

this seems morelike stuff that women care about. i for one don't really hold grudges for all that long. and most girls i've known have multiple outstanding grudges for stupid shit.

12/20/2007 5:38:50 PM

7/10.

12/20/2007 5:40:14 PM

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"our lousy childhood. If you had lived in 1650, you'd have had a one-in-three chance of making it to 18. Being parked in front of Grover was a privilege."

not sure i buy this statistic

12/20/2007 5:55:40 PM

Death shouldn't be considered inevitable.

12/20/2007 6:24:47 PM

^^ Yeah that's one of the first things that stood out to me also.

I'm calling BS on that one.

12/20/2007 6:30:10 PM

This is retarded, who wasted their time writing this?

12/20/2007 6:38:39 PM

For the most part the list seems reasonable. But this -- this is bullshit:

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"That college rival/ex-girlfriend/ex-boss/jerk-who-cut-you-off-in-traffic you still resent."

The hatred I feel for various people from my childhood on is a huge source of motivation for me, and picturing their brutal demise at my hand is a major stress reliever.

These two are also fairly stupid:

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"Your rock-star fantasy. You know what comes with groupies? The clap."

There is more to the rock star fantasy than groupies. In fact, I think those represent a fairly small part of it.

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"Monday morning. Nothing makes for a killer Friday like a productive Monday."

This is false. There is no correlation between Monday's productivity and Friday's awesomeness, unless you are in some sort of commission-based sales job in which Monday's productivity = Friday's beer money.

12/20/2007 6:49:01 PM

did that list fall out of a cow's ass or what

12/20/2007 7:44:47 PM