1.) Gets amazing grades/$$ without even trying
2.) Actually accomplishes things she sets out to do on time
3.) Can get 6 million+ in Geometry Wars
4.) Is friendly to annoying people that make me want to stab a fork into my scrotum
5.) Has a low[er] post count on TWW

to name a few...

The first person to mention something related to blowjobs loses 1e15 TWW points and must spend a night sleeping between evan and yoshiemaster after they have gone to cookout

12/21/2007 12:15:00 PM

poker
pool
sarcasm

12/21/2007 12:16:49 PM

son of a bitch

12/21/2007 12:18:01 PM

blowjobs

12/21/2007 12:18:10 PM

sense of direction

12/21/2007 12:18:15 PM

Karaoke.

12/21/2007 12:19:15 PM

maths

12/21/2007 12:20:20 PM

starting arguments

12/21/2007 12:20:34 PM

He doesn't want me to post this stuff...I had to edit it out

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12/21/2007 12:20:46 PM

That's our Slappey.

12/21/2007 12:21:22 PM

^^sounds like a winner

12/21/2007 12:21:35 PM

nothing

12/21/2007 12:21:51 PM

lies

12/21/2007 12:22:02 PM

my bf is wayyyy more patient than i am
videogames
snowboarding
driving
eating

12/21/2007 12:24:57 PM

Okay umm lets see

1)Drink more
2)He can a lot of times tell me a band from a song if I don't know it
3)He's older so I guess that means he's wiser
4)He holds irrational emotions in
5)Recreational reading
6)Not as ADD
7)Build a fire

12/21/2007 12:27:10 PM

he has patience

12/21/2007 12:31:08 PM

he's more patient
he speeds less
he makes a better nurse when someone is sick
he makes more money
he cuddles better
he's not as mean as I am
he's not as judgmental as I am
he has better impulse control
he plans ahead
is less forgetful

12/21/2007 12:32:11 PM

better story teller

12/21/2007 12:41:32 PM

starting arguments

12/21/2007 12:44:09 PM

winning arguments
he's a lot funnier than I could ever be
team fortress 2
he's way more patient
driving
poker
knows more about how things work and the general history behind anything

12/21/2007 12:53:03 PM

most everything.

I, however, excel at urinating from the standing position.

12/21/2007 12:55:59 PM

my hand is a lot better at rock, paper, scissors than i am

12/21/2007 12:57:40 PM

being cute

snoring

12/21/2007 12:59:29 PM

overall being a better person
thinking things through more thoroughly
grammar
can smile and be friendly to anyone no matter what they do

12/21/2007 1:01:31 PM

He doesn't speed or get parking tickets in front of our own house

12/21/2007 1:05:12 PM

i could also say
music--both playing and knowing about all types (record store workers ftw!!)
drawing
probably smarter
nicer

the more i think about it, the more i wonder if i do anything well! i beat him in cooking, but that isn't saying too much.

12/21/2007 1:42:25 PM

Quote :

"my hand is a lot better at rock, paper, scissors than i am"

ahaha

12/21/2007 1:43:16 PM

oh yeah

he doesn't get lost leaving parking decks

12/21/2007 1:43:36 PM

^ ooooh good one. i get lost leaving parking decks. i get lost finding my car a lot of places. sometimes i can't even get to my car because i lose my keys a lot. so again, my bf is better than me at keeping up with his shit. and being grounded/down to earth/practical. i am good at living in my own little world, making things up, and eating candy.

12/21/2007 1:45:48 PM

1.) she remembers the series of turns that we took to a certain destination and the way back out
2.) remembers birthdays like nothing else
3.) amazing grades
4.) video games (She slapped a friend of mine to death in Goldeneye her first time playing!)
5.) anything that requires rhythm

12/21/2007 1:50:20 PM

Quote :

"She slapped a friend of mine to death"

12/21/2007 1:51:57 PM

she is more patient
she gives without thinking

12/21/2007 1:53:50 PM

1. making her boobs bounce
2. dusting

12/21/2007 1:58:12 PM

strokin my tallywhacker

12/21/2007 1:58:45 PM

haha you have inspired me to find a picture of a british black guy wearing a monacle

african-englandian?

12/21/2007 2:01:18 PM

1. Mentruating
2. Baking Pies
3. Cooking breakfast
4. Making Sandwiches
5. Sucking cock
6. inserting various poles in various holes
7. vacuuming
8. cleaning

12/21/2007 2:02:59 PM

^ awww what a sweet list!

12/21/2007 2:03:51 PM

^ 9. making lists



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12/21/2007 2:04:54 PM

terpball loses

go figure

[Edited on December 21, 2007 at 2:05 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/21/2007 2:04:58 PM

fly
cook
make people laugh

12/21/2007 2:10:54 PM

Quote :

"Mentruating"

10. Spelling

12/21/2007 2:16:08 PM

knows a lot more useless information than me
also knows a lot more about music

i think i'm a better cook, although i haven't had too much of his cooking.
and i think i get frustrated a lot less than he does

12/21/2007 2:16:27 PM

HAHHAHA CAN WE GET SOME MORE SPELLING JOKES

OH MAN THOSE ARE THE BEST

12/21/2007 2:17:07 PM

Quote :

"10. Spelling "

11. shut the fuck up

12/21/2007 2:18:13 PM

Just about everything except peeing standing up.

12/21/2007 2:27:11 PM

^^ then you have trained her well.

12/21/2007 2:33:42 PM

nothing, she's a woman.

12/21/2007 3:24:06 PM

eatin coochie

12/21/2007 3:26:51 PM

1. he's a much better parent
2. more patient
3. makes more $$ than I ever could
4. more motivated
5. better looking
6. pees standing up

12/21/2007 3:38:49 PM

set em up

12/21/2007 3:40:05 PM