i mean srsly

12/22/2007 8:00:51 PM

I'm moving to Canada to avoid the draft.

12/22/2007 8:01:28 PM

jacksonville, nc
pregnant by a marine

12/22/2007 8:04:22 PM

I know a shit-ton of those.

For realz. I think like one out of every three chicks in Jacksonville is knocked up.

12/22/2007 8:05:39 PM

12/22/2007 8:05:39 PM

i wouldnt mind knocking one out up

12/22/2007 8:06:11 PM

come out come out wherever you are

12/24/2007 11:08:43 AM

freedom aint free bitches.

12/24/2007 11:09:56 AM

12/24/2007 11:10:49 AM

you can have the white girls, they're all whores anyways.

12/24/2007 11:11:10 AM

put out or get out

12/24/2007 11:11:33 AM

( * Y * )

12/24/2007 11:12:06 AM

i dont get it

12/24/2007 11:14:30 AM

Quote :

"jacksonville, nc pregnant by a marine"

12/24/2007 11:15:34 AM

Harris Teeter

12/24/2007 11:16:22 AM

how does one pick up dames at the teeter?
or any grocery store for that matter

12/24/2007 11:17:14 AM

referring to them as dames is a good start

12/24/2007 11:17:49 AM

tell them you're ryan adams

12/24/2007 11:18:10 AM

stephen glover would be more believable

will that work?

12/24/2007 11:19:33 AM

"hi."
"hi."
"can i help you thump your melons?"
"..."




$profitdames @ HT

12/24/2007 11:20:02 AM

no

bryan adams won't work, either

12/24/2007 11:20:15 AM

you mean Stephen Hawking?

12/24/2007 11:20:25 AM

12/24/2007 11:22:33 AM

12/24/2007 11:39:29 AM

why they gotta be patriotic? im just saying

12/24/2007 11:42:46 AM

so they will do it for their country

ps HEY I KNOW YOU

12/24/2007 11:48:49 AM

bored at home huh?

12/24/2007 11:55:12 AM

yeah it sucks knowing no one within 180 miles of home

12/24/2007 11:58:35 AM

give your sister kisses for me!

12/24/2007 11:59:02 AM

k where?

12/24/2007 12:04:41 PM

12/24/2007 12:05:02 PM

12/24/2007 12:05:12 PM

sup

12/24/2007 12:07:11 PM

holler

12/24/2007 12:10:53 PM

12/24/2007 12:13:35 PM