today while i was at work. the phone was old and i just kept it for emergencies, but what pissed me off was that they ripped the whole clip out and jacked up my interior--atleast they didn't bust my fucking window. the ironical part is that i work at a federal prison...

[Edited on December 22, 2007 at 8:31 PM. Reason : cue the phone for sale thread]

12/22/2007 8:30:58 PM

i love ironicalizations

12/22/2007 8:31:30 PM

federal "pound me in the ass" prison?

12/22/2007 8:49:26 PM

they have very bad persons

12/22/2007 8:50:48 PM

yeah, there's prolly some ass pounding that goes on--not as much as people think though

12/22/2007 8:52:32 PM

I mean, that sucks dude. Really, I am sorry


but please learn the lesson that so many of us has learned....
don't keep valuable shit in your car

12/22/2007 8:54:25 PM

Quote :

"don't keep valuable shit visible in your car "

12/22/2007 8:55:17 PM

what sucks is when you have shit that ain't even valuable in your car and people steal it anyway. Some fucktard once busted a window (about $300 to fix) to steal a cd visor thing with ~20 burned cds in it (approximate resale value = jack fucking shit).

[Edited on December 22, 2007 at 8:57 PM. Reason : the only other thing missing was a bag of tootsie rolls]

12/22/2007 8:57:22 PM

shit, I'll kill a nigga over some tootsie rolls

12/22/2007 8:58:35 PM

but that's just it, the phone was almost two years old--it's not worth anything, it was locked, and it's a sprint phone, so it's not like they can just take the SIM card out and use it--it's just an extra phone i keep in case i break down or something. but instead of taking the phone out of the clip like a considerate thief, they ripped the whole fucking clip out

[Edited on December 22, 2007 at 8:59 PM. Reason : and you couldn't see it from outside the car]

12/22/2007 8:59:08 PM

also you can't take cell phones into prison, so it's either leave it in the car or not carry it

12/22/2007 9:07:04 PM

damn fykal...sorry to hear that...didnt know you did the vending machine job at da prison

12/22/2007 9:13:38 PM

haha, i told you that before

12/22/2007 9:14:15 PM

oh damn i must have forgot....i just remember you worked at the vending machines cuz u wuz gone get me some lance crackers


btw if that offer is still available i'll take you up on it once school starts

12/22/2007 9:18:03 PM

yeah, i have like 20 packs in the car as a matter of fact; they didn't take those

12/22/2007 9:18:58 PM

So do they let inmates there have conjugal visits?

12/22/2007 9:20:37 PM

^^oh man what kind? i'll meet up with you asap to get them...would make a good snack for work

12/22/2007 9:21:31 PM

Quote :

"So do they let inmates there have conjugal visits?"

no, but some of them can go on furlough (go home for the weekend)

Quote :

"oh man what kind?"

mostly smokehouse cheddar, some grilled cheese and toasty peanut butter

12/22/2007 9:23:43 PM

hey man i can come pick them up wed or thursday if that works with you...you live near campus?

12/22/2007 9:26:56 PM

sure--i live in dominion walnut creek

12/22/2007 9:29:27 PM

Quote :

"atleast they didn't bust my fucking window"

12/22/2007 10:11:53 PM

^^oh ok, cool...would wed or thurs be better? i get off work at like 4 or 5 this wed and dont work thurs

12/22/2007 10:17:05 PM

i don't guessi t matters either way; i don't work during the week anymore

12/22/2007 10:17:51 PM

oh ok....well i'll prolly pm you christmas day if thats ok and we can exchange #'s and then i'll call you when i come out...i think i'd rather do it after work on wednesday cause i'll be in work clothes and therefore feel more presentable(no homo)

12/22/2007 10:24:23 PM

What's the number? I want to tell the thief "Merry Christmas" and I bet everybody else would too.

12/22/2007 10:55:47 PM

haha, i turned off service within 5 minutes of finding out

12/22/2007 10:56:52 PM