and it didnt quit for 4 months!!!1

12/26/2007 10:26:07 AM

i just farted

12/26/2007 10:27:22 AM

i thought it was 40 days and 40 nights

12/26/2007 10:27:50 AM

tww fun fact of the day:

supposedly, in biblical times, the word 'forty' was often used to signify a long period of time, not necessarily the number 40.

(just something i heard before on tv, it could have no validity whatsoever)

12/26/2007 10:50:19 AM

stupid is as stupid does

12/26/2007 11:10:36 AM

^^that is true

12/26/2007 11:24:58 AM

the army called it a million dollar wound...

12/26/2007 11:50:29 AM

^^^^
OMG NO WAY! IF THE BIBLE SAYS '40' THEN IT MEANS 40! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL EVILDOER!

12/26/2007 12:05:52 PM

she tasted like cigarettes!

12/26/2007 12:07:56 PM

i was once overseas and it rained at least once a day for 180 days straight.



who wants to play guess the motherfucking country?

12/26/2007 12:28:20 PM

Seattle?



Now when I was a baby mama named me after the great Cival War hero General Nathan Bedford Forrest. She said we was related to him in some way. And what he did was He started up this club called the Ku Kux Klan. They'ed all dress up in their robes and their bedsheets, And act like a bunch of ghosts or spooks or somethin'. They'ed even put bedsheets on their horses and ride around. And anyway, that's how I got my name: Forrest Gump.

12/26/2007 12:32:59 PM

Quote :

"overseas...country..."

Quote :

"Seattle?"

12/26/2007 1:24:15 PM

If I'd have known this was going to be the last me and Bubba was gonna talk, I'd of thought of something better to say. "Hey Bubba"

12/26/2007 6:51:01 PM

"But you ain't got no legs, Lt. Dan."

12/26/2007 6:52:38 PM

damn where's that vid of the story in major payne

12/26/2007 6:53:52 PM