"The child passed into my realm, I had no choice"


http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/12/26/tiger.attack/index.html

12/26/2007 6:55:50 PM

am I gunna have to maul a bitch?

12/26/2007 6:56:18 PM

Quote :

"Officers yelled for the tiger to stop"

12/26/2007 7:02:59 PM

That's grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat.

12/26/2007 7:03:59 PM

12/26/2007 7:04:28 PM

12/26/2007 7:04:37 PM

Quote :

"Officers yelled for the tiger to stop"

12/26/2007 7:37:22 PM

^^hahahhahahah

12/26/2007 7:39:25 PM

Search

12/26/2007 7:41:37 PM

thats a lot of general tso to eat

12/26/2007 7:45:21 PM

12/26/2007 7:58:10 PM

^^ I think he was a spic

12/26/2007 8:52:31 PM

Even if the dateline was missing, you could still tell this took place in/around San Fran.

Quote :

""...Dr. Rochelle Dicker told reporters. "Right now, I can tell you that they're in good spirits, and they look absolutely fantastic.""

"Dr. Rochelle Dicker"

12/26/2007 8:59:35 PM

that's just stupid

[Edited on December 26, 2007 at 9:04 PM. Reason : ]

12/26/2007 9:03:52 PM

^^ she's very female, B

watch the news or something

12/26/2007 9:04:47 PM

It's still a very random quote.

They look "absolutely fantastic" after being mauled by a tiger? WTF is this doctor talking about?

12/26/2007 9:06:10 PM

she's talking about the two that weren't harmed badly

that are now in stable condition

they look fantastic considering that they've been injured

[Edited on December 26, 2007 at 9:07 PM. Reason : they obviously weren't SERIOUSLY fucked up like the one who got killed]

12/26/2007 9:07:07 PM

fantastic is a terrible word to drop in that situation

12/26/2007 9:08:39 PM

semantics.

she's saying they look great after all they've been through

what is so hard to understand about that

12/26/2007 9:10:06 PM

Chicks dig scars. I bet those guys are gonna get crazy poon after this.

12/26/2007 9:11:29 PM

Quote :

"That's grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat."

FTW

12/26/2007 9:17:00 PM

You just don't describe mauled folks (seriously or not) like Christopher Lowell talking about drapes.

12/26/2007 9:17:17 PM

It's not like she used a lisp or waved her hands flamboyantly when she said it.

[Edited on December 26, 2007 at 9:32 PM. Reason : .]

12/26/2007 9:32:00 PM

how do you know that

12/26/2007 9:32:39 PM

Do you watch the news? Her press conference (more like her just standing outside of the hospital giving a statement) was on it, fyi.

http://www.ktvu.com/video/14925300/index.html

[Edited on December 26, 2007 at 9:38 PM. Reason : .]

12/26/2007 9:36:13 PM

How are you going to let facts and logic ruin a perfectly good thread...in Chit Chat, no less???

12/26/2007 9:40:19 PM

you hoodlums have beat on my glass for THE LAST TIME.

or

I WILL END YOU.

12/27/2007 12:35:57 AM

12/27/2007 12:43:35 AM

family is on cnn right now...they are never celebrating christmas again...man that must be so sad...

12/27/2007 7:40:47 AM

Poor Tiger.

12/27/2007 10:38:19 AM

^^ Then the terrorists tigers have truly won.

Seriously, it's Christmas. I understand losing a loved one around a holiday, but you don't have to make the holiday all about losing your loved one.

[Edited on December 27, 2007 at 10:43 AM. Reason : aha, [s][/b], wtf is wrong with my head]

12/27/2007 10:43:24 AM

Quote :

""

OMG HILARIOUS

12/27/2007 10:55:53 AM