lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
i need me a groin massage, i pulled a groin muscle and webmd.com says to get a professional message where it hurts anyone know a good massage parlor with asian women do they message the whole body, including the groin area? 12/28/2007 1:10:44 AM |
hypaone All American 11084 Posts user info edit post |
first and "message" 12/28/2007 1:36:53 AM |
Chief All American 3402 Posts user info edit post |
12/28/2007 1:49:41 AM |
ZomBCraw Suspended 6999 Posts user info edit post |
your momma house
[Edited on December 28, 2007 at 1:56 AM. Reason : s] 12/28/2007 1:56:34 AM |
drunknloaded Suspended 147487 Posts user info edit post |
haha groin "message" 12/28/2007 3:18:17 AM |
hypaone All American 11084 Posts user info edit post |
Monica was just giving Bill's groin a message.
[Edited on December 28, 2007 at 3:23 AM. Reason : a] 12/28/2007 3:23:37 AM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
don't talk with your mouth full
[Edited on December 28, 2007 at 3:27 AM. Reason : &] 12/28/2007 3:24:39 AM |
hypaone All American 11084 Posts user info edit post |
I'd like to suggest that BJs be referred to as groin messages.
Yay - Nay 12/28/2007 3:27:11 AM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
12/28/2007 3:30:37 AM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
University Massage (919) 967-5765 403 W Franklin St Chapel Hill 12/28/2007 4:12:58 AM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
i'd let you give me a groin message begonias... 12/28/2007 4:13:38 AM |
begonias warning: not serious 19578 Posts user info edit post |
ew 12/28/2007 4:14:22 AM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
haha, just thought i'd throw that out there 12/28/2007 4:14:55 AM |
hypaone All American 11084 Posts user info edit post |
lol 12/28/2007 4:15:40 AM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
thanks for answering my question, groin message for the day, "wash dem nuts" 12/28/2007 11:41:01 AM |
TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148364 Posts user info edit post |
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lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
^that really sucks, i cant get a massage from a girl, now way im gonna get a massage from a dude 12/28/2007 6:47:22 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
there used to be a lot of them in greensboro but i think they all got shut down or something. there are a decent amount within a few blocks of the university of arizona. i sat in the car while my friend paid 60 bucks for a blowjob. what a dumbass. why not just use the 60 bucks to take some girl out, then you get dinner and a blowjob and you feed someone less fortunate 12/28/2007 7:12:48 PM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
whoa i never said anything about that, im seriosly having to get a massage for a pulled muscle 12/28/2007 7:23:07 PM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
jesus would not do this. 12/28/2007 7:25:44 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.remedyclinic.com
this place was recommended to me, but i never ended up going
[Edited on December 28, 2007 at 7:27 PM. Reason : Ginna in particular] 12/28/2007 7:26:18 PM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
i was thinking of going to campus clinic, they do rehab massages there,
^i mihgt check that out
not to mention i still havent recovered from running the 10k marathon
[Edited on December 28, 2007 at 7:31 PM. Reason : .]
^wait a minute, i though you cant get a massage from a girl?
[Edited on December 28, 2007 at 7:32 PM. Reason : .] 12/28/2007 7:30:18 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
why not? 12/28/2007 7:32:55 PM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
appearantly its a crime against nature or somehting
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joe_schmoe All American 18758 Posts user info edit post |
Jesus does not approve, Laftaaaa.
Dont make me go find that picture. 12/28/2007 7:39:46 PM |
lafta All American 14880 Posts user info edit post |
please dont!!! and once again, despite the racy title, im just in need of a medical massage gosh 12/28/2007 7:43:31 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
my general doctor or whatever is azn and down with the chinese medicine. i cant really take pain meds so ive had him work out some back and neck/trapezius stuff. he's really into sticking needles into you and all that crazy shit so he was happy to help.
well i thought it was crazy and never really believed in the whole qi thing. but when you feel it go up your back and into your brain its hard to be cynical. then again i guess it could have been some kind of crazy reflex or me coming close to being paralyzed . but it definitely feels cool cause its like natural electricity from your body or something, and you can feel it doing the massaging for you and shooting into the knots and all that. still the coolest is when it goes right into your brain and makes you drool. ha ha 12/28/2007 7:45:28 PM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "appearantly its a crime against nature or somehting" |
i doubt it12/28/2007 7:46:52 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
on the books its probably something like 'using massage as a form of erotic pleasure for money' or some crap and it was just shortened to something that seemed like a silly law. cause its obviously not illegal. 12/28/2007 7:56:49 PM |
BadPokerPlyr All American 2081 Posts user info edit post |
i need one of these right now 3/1/2008 4:56:11 PM |