ok on 99X the other day

on the confess it and request it

guy calls in and says i fucked my gf's daughter

first question was, how old was she?
18

how old were you?
33

DJ then says,"simply dude, you are the FUCKING MAN."

12/28/2007 12:10:33 PM

we need images of said subjects

otherwise he might just be flipping it to an ogre

12/28/2007 12:15:14 PM

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLOOOOLLLOOLLLLOOLLLLLLLOLLLLL

12/28/2007 12:22:47 PM

his words were, that he had been dating the woman for 6 years.

knew the girl but she lived with the father. she then moves back with her mom. he says, "well you know how parents or whoever wrestles with little kids or younger kids. Well we did that but this time, the mom was gone, and she started to try to jump my bones and just come onto me."

"so i fucked her."

then they ask who is better in bed
"the daughter"
who had the bigger rack?
"the daughter"

the mom is nine years older than him


and the daughter has come to him multiple times for sex

12/28/2007 12:26:40 PM

gg to that guy

12/28/2007 12:29:00 PM

Sounds like something you'd hear on Opie and Anthony

5 years ago

12/28/2007 12:29:27 PM

Where was he when I was in high school?

12/28/2007 12:33:25 PM

its been 4 years since it happened

but he has done it many times

and gf doesnt know about it



he was like,"i guess its because she doesnt have loose skin and blemishes"

12/28/2007 12:34:57 PM

now see thats awesome

12/28/2007 12:35:13 PM

that is awesome


gg to that guy

12/28/2007 12:36:49 PM

my question


Why aren't you continuously fucking that girl and why is the mom still with you?

12/28/2007 12:38:33 PM

Definitely seems like something that would be on Jerry Springer.

12/28/2007 1:50:00 PM

damn, i can't help but laugh my ass off at this.

12/28/2007 1:56:26 PM

How is this awesome?

12/28/2007 1:57:58 PM

I mean it makes sense in a twisted way if you think about it........if he is attracted to the mother, chances are he will be attracted to a similar woman who has the same traits.....like the daughter.

12/28/2007 1:58:04 PM

exactly

but that doesnt always work

but yea, wasnt it custom that if the woman died that the husband would marry the sister

or if the the husband died, her brother in law would marry her

12/28/2007 2:00:35 PM

^^ so most dads are attracted to their daughters is what you are trying to say



[Edited on December 28, 2007 at 2:03 PM. Reason : ]

12/28/2007 2:01:23 PM

whats the female version of the oedipus theory

12/28/2007 2:02:51 PM

isn't that basically like fucking your stepdaughter


gg though.

12/28/2007 2:04:15 PM

electra complex

[Edited on December 28, 2007 at 2:07 PM. Reason : not elektra like the comic]

12/28/2007 2:06:42 PM

^^^It's called the Electra complex

[Edited on December 28, 2007 at 2:08 PM. Reason : ^ you win]

12/28/2007 2:07:49 PM

hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

god bless the south

12/28/2007 2:09:11 PM

hooray for cheating on your girlfriend. that's what real men do. this dude is THE MAN.

12/28/2007 2:11:28 PM

it would be cooler if the mom was like a playboy playmate still and the daughter was just joining

12/28/2007 2:16:21 PM

Trailer trash redux.

12/28/2007 2:21:31 PM

no one ever said these were trailor trash people or where they live.

99X is a national radio station which plays across the country and not just NC

12/28/2007 2:43:09 PM