IS WHAT I WANT TO DO TO A BITCH

1/2/2008 4:43:57 PM

you fight a mummy?

1/2/2008 4:44:33 PM

<3 Patrick Warburton.

1/2/2008 4:44:43 PM

look like a homo?

1/2/2008 4:44:50 PM

not really...the point is to look hetero without explicityly stating it

1/2/2008 4:45:47 PM

you want your boner to look like a square?

1/2/2008 4:46:28 PM

Feels like an Arby's night

1/2/2008 4:47:22 PM

this makes absolutely no sense, Josh.

thank you for keeping the universe in balance.

1/2/2008 4:47:33 PM

^^^i aboner goes into a vagina...if you realize this than you may be able to answer my question

[Edited on January 2, 2008 at 4:48 PM. Reason : .]

1/2/2008 4:47:55 PM

what? it goes in there?!

SHIT

ive been doing it wrong.

1/2/2008 4:48:35 PM

I thought this thread would be about chokin a bitch...

1/2/2008 4:48:53 PM

fucking is played out

beating off is the new getting laid

1/2/2008 4:49:18 PM

lol shit thats a fucking lie...

1/2/2008 4:50:29 PM

I'm gonna become celibate

[Edited on January 2, 2008 at 4:54 PM. Reason : .]

1/2/2008 4:54:23 PM

nah

Not to brag but I got my share of cunt these past few weeks

With lonely college girls home for the holidays and all

and it was nice

but whenever I cranked up a session with with the 22 inch monitor and Naughty America, it was better than all but the Alba-est of women could bring to the table

no bullshit

1/2/2008 4:56:12 PM

pretty much

1/2/2008 4:57:23 PM

yeah there were a ton of chicks that were wanting a new years eve dude

1/2/2008 4:58:32 PM

It's times like that I wish was more of a prick.

1/2/2008 5:02:52 PM

That's the beauty of celebrating New Year's Eve in a different time zone than the East

You get the traditional celebration at midnight on the east coast

then another one at midnight at your location

and theres no rules that says you have to have the same partner for both celebrations

1/2/2008 5:04:16 PM

i think sexytime is only worth a damn where there is love in there.

1/2/2008 5:08:04 PM

since when do people wait for love to bwn


that could take forever

1/2/2008 5:14:46 PM

no i just said bwning was better when the love was there.

1/2/2008 5:17:06 PM

depends

1/2/2008 5:17:42 PM

you aint got a heart. how would you know?!!!!!

1/2/2008 5:18:14 PM

I used to love


I'm gonna give it a shot again one day

1/2/2008 5:18:59 PM

i loved you for a day.

but its over now.

1/2/2008 5:22:12 PM

lots of people have loved me for a day or two


even a week

1/2/2008 5:22:51 PM

i was only kidding.

but thats nice.

1/2/2008 5:25:01 PM

I wasn't kidding



love is a scary word sometimes

1/2/2008 5:26:18 PM

Love is a beautiful word. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

1/2/2008 5:31:34 PM

our love will last a lifetime ...

or as long as you have a boat bigger than mine

1/2/2008 5:31:51 PM

^^ love is a beautiful word


but I've said it maybe to maybe three chicks in my life

I don't want it to lose it's value by saying it to anyone and everyone


^ lol

1/2/2008 5:33:32 PM

i've only said i love you to one person in my life, the person i'm with now.

but other then that, i stick to saying "less than three" with my best friend.

1/2/2008 5:35:33 PM

all this speak of love when i just want to fuck

1/2/2008 6:47:20 PM