Your nephew is graduating from HS (mine will be next year at the same HS I graduated from).

[Edited on June 4, 2011 at 1:39 AM. Reason : w]

6/4/2011 1:38:36 AM

i just realized that i've had my screen name (se7enty) for 16 years

6/4/2011 9:09:28 PM

When getting up early because you have to get ready for school in the morning no longer refers to yourself, but to your kid(s).

6/5/2011 10:12:47 AM

I, too, have a nephew graduating from high school.

6/5/2011 7:47:34 PM

When you can't finish a race because of leg cramps. (I never cramped as a kid).

6/5/2011 9:51:38 PM

It's been 10 years since they made Surge.

6/7/2011 5:17:44 PM

^god, I'd love me some surge. Volt is hard to find. Do they still make them?

... when you start telling people you are x years younger than you actually are. Granted, I'm Asian, they can't tell the age difference anyhow.

6/7/2011 7:14:29 PM

Every time you have to shit, it's an emergency.

6/10/2011 10:25:58 AM

Upon seeing the 420 thread in ChitChat, the first thing that crossed my mind was "Wow. People really still smoke pot?"

6/10/2011 8:14:09 PM

^just fyi, you don't out grow 420... and yes, you have never heard of California?

6/12/2011 1:28:44 AM

I feel like I can't hang as late as I used to. I used to be up until 3 or 4 on the regular. Now I can barely make it past midnight. sigh

6/12/2011 4:53:50 PM

me too, unless I'm in some serious gaming sessions that require my attention till 4am.

6/12/2011 6:27:00 PM

that's not a sign you're getting old. that's a sign that you probably need to grow up.

6/12/2011 8:11:59 PM

hey, they used to require my attention past 8am. I can't sit and play games like I used to.

6/13/2011 1:57:22 AM

^^I realized I was old when my contemporaries were suggesting that video games are something that one needs to grow out of.

6/13/2011 9:45:12 AM

nah, not video games, staying up all night to play them!

i play video games occasionally

ain't nothing wrong with that

6/13/2011 4:42:27 PM

You are pissed about the P&G brand saver coupon book being left out of your newspaper....thinking of writing a letter to tell them what I think....sad, I know

6/13/2011 6:45:16 PM

You enjoy wandering around home depot.

6/14/2011 12:38:09 AM

Bobby, what if you have a match?

6/14/2011 12:59:52 AM

silly person, matches are only for screaming 14 yr olds who hack like a mother fucker...

6/14/2011 1:44:16 AM

^^^ YAY! I must not be old!

I enjoy wandering around Lowes.

6/14/2011 10:46:57 AM

okay when i said i can't hang late anymore i didn't mean to imply gaming sessions. what i was trying to say was in regards to my energy. i used to be able to stay up late with no problems, whether i was studying or yes, playing games. now i can't do that shit. it's like my biological battery cut out a couple of hours

6/14/2011 3:22:59 PM

I got excited today because tractor supply had their sprinklers that cover 8100 sqft on sale for 5$. Now I can water my newly seeded yard.

[Edited on June 15, 2011 at 1:06 PM. Reason : .]

6/15/2011 1:05:23 PM

If you're 15 or younger, then just remember that it's nevertheless probably too late to be a child prodigy.

6/15/2011 6:17:13 PM

All of your housemates either have more than half a head of gray hair, or are starting to go grey. I was looking around at my boyfriend and our one roommate yesterday at dinner, and was like "damn, we're old".

My bf is 30 and the roommate is 32 or so.

6/17/2011 5:02:55 PM

I bought these today:



(the sunglasses that fit over glasses)

7/1/2011 4:36:48 PM

^ They're called 'geris' cause old folks love them.

I've also got the Transitions lenses like people in their 40s have....what what.

7/7/2011 11:51:20 PM

2^ I have a pair of those that ambrosia1231 gave me, and I <3 them.

7/8/2011 9:32:20 AM

I just read that Jon Benet Ramsey would've been 21 years old today

8/19/2011 9:29:40 AM

Its Friday night and I cant wait to go to sleep.

8/19/2011 9:11:38 PM

My birthday party was last weekend. I was more excited about the food than the presents.

8/20/2011 1:20:06 AM

I was thrashed in basketball by a high school senior. That's not the problem. The problem is the guy was a 5-year-old the last time I saw him.

8/20/2011 8:34:55 AM

^

8/20/2011 8:37:33 AM

...You get super excited about sleeping in till 8. I've been getting up betwen 5:30 and 7 for school and work the past few weeks, 8 seemed so late today.

8/31/2011 10:28:50 AM

my doctor made me schedule a mandatory cholesterol management appointment

9/15/2011 10:31:29 AM

Quote :

"...You get super excited about sleeping in till 8"

Fuck yes! I look forward to the weekend to where I can sleep in til 8/9ish.

9/15/2011 10:52:34 AM

F that. I sleep in till 10 or later every Saturday/Sunday. Unless there's a noon (or 33) football game or a track event that day, then I will gladly get up earlier (sometimes earlier than I would for work).

9/15/2011 10:56:49 AM

I can't remember the last time I was able to sleep past 7:00AM.

Of course during the summer it was a bit self inflicted, since Saturday was the only day of the week I had to be able to do what I wanted to do and what I wanted to do was always outdoors. I wanted an early start to avoid this ridiculously hot summer heat.

Looking forward to a little more sleep this winter. Then it will be wait for it to warm up on those Saturdays.

[Edited on September 16, 2011 at 2:35 PM. Reason : -]

9/16/2011 2:34:47 PM

20 year high school reunion is right around the corner

9/22/2011 12:55:23 AM

I threw out my back picking up a bath towel that I dropped while doing laundry.

9/22/2011 10:17:55 AM

When you can't remember the last time you had an overdraft fee

9/22/2011 11:54:33 AM

I have a shirt that says "you family has died of dysentary" and everyone asks me to explain it

it even has a green wagon with a cow

9/22/2011 7:36:15 PM

^That made me very sad.

9/22/2011 9:44:29 PM

When you realize that you've been rooting for our pathetic sports teams for 15 years and it's been mostly 15 years of

[Edited on September 22, 2011 at 10:52 PM. Reason : How can we lose by 30 to Cincy? Come on man!]

9/22/2011 10:52:08 PM

^^^LOL, I have "Oregon Trail HD" on my phone.

9/23/2011 9:20:56 AM

you are excited to have paid off a significant debt, such as a car, only to realize that instead of having extra cash flow you now must pay off something else you wife has bought

9/29/2011 10:00:44 AM

"c'mon guys we're in our 20s" doesn't apply to you anymore

10/11/2011 9:23:12 AM

When you remember back when Fruit Loops cereal only had 3 colors

10/11/2011 1:34:32 PM

you paid to park at Colorado's on hillsborough street and actually know what colorado's was


skittles, taste the rainbow

10/11/2011 3:06:55 PM

Kids born in the 90s can legally drink alcohol
You have friends getting married for the third time
Your friend's kids have started grade school
You go to bed at 10PM instead of 2am on a weeknight
People laugh when you hand them your ID to buy alcohol or get into a bar

[Edited on October 12, 2011 at 11:46 AM. Reason : asdf]

10/12/2011 11:44:11 AM