or the must disturbing quote EVAR !!!!!!!!1 from a tdubber that should potentially be Baker Acted

Quote :

"hahaha ive dated a girl that came into my room once and said "did you just jerk off?" i was like why? she said "it smells like cum in here" i was like what the fuck, but i said yes even better part, i was lying and i had just banged out an ex girlfriend about half an hour before she came over. ..."

- jackleg

1/5/2008 8:44:12 PM

ahhaha we have them all fooled. dont baker act me on some shit you said. klaus.

1/5/2008 8:45:09 PM

Quote :

"or the must disturbing quote TDubber EVAR !!!!!!!!1"

1/5/2008 8:45:45 PM

haha

baker act

1/5/2008 8:46:07 PM

hahahaha gg

1/5/2008 8:46:12 PM

dont hate. 5+5=10

1/5/2008 8:46:32 PM

Jackleg HATES cheaters though, he told me!!!

1/5/2008 8:46:32 PM

i wasnt cheating. thats the only good thing about off and on relationships where you sex the ex.

1/5/2008 8:47:36 PM

disturbing part is that she can smell cum in .2 seconds

1/5/2008 8:48:03 PM

i have to come clean. just like my trip to idaho, this story isnt totally true. its just the best part of 2 stories mashed together with a little white lie all over the place

i did once date someone who could smell fresh cum, but it was because i busted one in the toilet before she got there. and the part where she called me out was true

but there was never any double dipping. but it sounded funny in my head.

1/5/2008 8:53:44 PM

JAckleg, you gotta do the double dip

It balances out their female evil

Gives you perspective on shit

1/5/2008 8:58:10 PM

you know me in real life. im too nice (in that department) to ever cheat or spread potential diseases. im that gay fag that always gets his heart broken and withdraws to a life of learning about rootkits and watching bad tv shows. and preaching about the evils of drugs.

1/5/2008 9:02:37 PM