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cddweller
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Condition 1: She slept downstairs last night because her cat's in heat, so she locks the cat in her room so the meowing doesn't keep her up (it's really fucking loud).

Condition 2: My sister also hasn't slept well the past few nights because of the meowing which is what drove her to sleep on the couch, and she really is sleeping like a rock right now.

Condition 3: I know she needs to go to work today but I don't know when. If I let her sleep, she'll be pissed off at herself and at me for not waking her up. If I wake her up, there's a chance she had made prior arrangements to go into work later on in the morning and I'll have woke her up early for nothing (in which case she will be major pissed at me for the next week, and make my life a living hell).

What to do, TWW, oh what to do?

PS: I kinda sorta snuck the cat downstairs so the meowing might wake her up and I can claim the cat got out. Not working.

1/10/2008 9:52:23 AM

casummer
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shoot the cat. the gunshot will wake her up.

1/10/2008 9:53:28 AM

cddweller
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lol

Right now I'm just considering putting on some earphones and getting to work on a wedding album, let my sister sleep, let the cat go

RRRREEEEOOOOORRRRROORRRRR?????

and to hell with the rest.

But that would be incosiderate.

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 9:54 AM. Reason : .]

1/10/2008 9:53:41 AM

GraniteBalls
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shoot the cat. the gunshot will wake her up.

1/10/2008 9:54:32 AM

Jeepin4x4
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just say "hey i was worried you might be running late for work" she won't bite your head of for showing sincerity

1/10/2008 9:54:54 AM

cddweller
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I did that once when she got a phone call early in the morning from her brother in law. It was so early that I thought it was an emergency, and like I said before, she was a major bitch to me for several days.

1/10/2008 9:55:35 AM

ALkatraz
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shoot the cat. the gunshot will wake her up.

1/10/2008 9:56:28 AM

ALkatraz
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Are you living with her or is she living with you?

1/10/2008 9:56:56 AM

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1/10/2008 9:57:06 AM

Skwinkle
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If she needed to wake up at a specific time, she should have set an alarm or something.

1/10/2008 9:58:02 AM

cddweller
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We've crashed at the 'rents for a few months after her husband died.

So I gently wake her up and apparently she did intend on going to work. AND she's pissed at me.

Juuuuust like I thought.

1/10/2008 9:58:02 AM

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"I did that once when she got a phone call early in the morning from her brother in law. It was so early that I thought it was an emergency, and like I said before, she was a major bitch to me for several days.

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If she's your sister, wouldn't that make him your brother-in-law too? Unless she's married and it's her husband's brother... but then why would she be crashing with you?

^oh, nm. Wasn't being an ass, I was just wondering.

[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 10:06 AM. Reason : .]

1/10/2008 10:06:03 AM

BigMan157
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shoulda just let her sleep and when she asks why you didn't wake her up be like BITCH YOU KNOW WHY

1/10/2008 10:14:29 AM

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"shoot the cat. the gunshot will wake her up.

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AHAHAHA gg.

1/10/2008 10:16:54 AM

datman
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wake her up so shes awake enough to talk to you

if she doesnt have to go in, then let her fall asleep

1/10/2008 10:33:52 AM

JCASHFAN
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"So I gently wake her up and apparently she did intend on going to work. AND she's pissed at me.

Juuuuust like I thought."
thats her fault, fuck 'er.





[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 10:35 AM. Reason : Also, I thought this was going to be a DNL thread when I first saw the title.]

1/10/2008 10:34:33 AM

Nerdchick
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get the cat fixed

1/10/2008 10:40:27 AM

JCASHFAN
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1/10/2008 10:51:42 AM

cddweller
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[Edited on January 10, 2008 at 10:52 AM. Reason : .]

1/10/2008 10:52:23 AM

wdprice3
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shoot the cat. the gunshot will wake her up.

1/10/2008 10:58:07 AM

beergolftile
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i read this as catch you sleeping with my sister

1/10/2008 11:00:05 AM

cddweller
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Did not, you lame pervert.

1/10/2008 11:01:20 AM

GrumpyGOP
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Look, if you're gonna have a cat that isn't spayed, you pretty much deserve any and all of the shit you're getting

1/10/2008 11:03:53 AM

cddweller
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What the fuck are you all lecturing me for? In case you haven't noticed, it isn't my cat, nor is it my responsibility.

Unless you were referring to my sister.

1/10/2008 11:05:39 AM

GrumpyGOP
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Look sweetheart, cat neutering is everybody's responsibility

He'll, I'm gonna go rip the uterus out of one right now

1/10/2008 11:10:10 AM

cddweller
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1/10/2008 11:13:16 AM

Wolfmarsh
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I think one of you should shit in a cup, then proceed to do crazy things with it, then put it on the internet.

Awesome.

1/10/2008 11:14:36 AM

Ronny
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Wow, your sister is a raging cunt.

1/10/2008 11:53:29 AM

Kiwi
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So in those pictures of her with an older looking white male, is that the one who died? Just putting a face to a description....

1/10/2008 12:03:53 PM

se7entythree
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go get the fucking cat spayed

1/10/2008 12:04:40 PM

puppy
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spaying the animal is the responsibility of the one taking care of her. If its not cddweller's cat, she shouldn't have to spay her.

1/10/2008 12:10:30 PM

30thAnnZ
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you need to punch that bitch in the throat

1/10/2008 12:10:55 PM

JCASHFAN
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"He'll, I'm gonna go rip the uterus out of one right now"
lawls / NEDM

1/10/2008 1:43:59 PM

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