I've engineered a device that will download digital content directly into my brain

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Banana

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"Banana is the common name for a fruit and also the herbaceous plants of the genus Musa which produce the commonly eaten fruit. They are native to the tropical region of Southeast Asia and Australia. Today, they are cultivated throughout the tropics."

Fermion

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"In particle physics, fermions are particles with a half-integer spin, such as protons and electrons. They obey the Fermi-Dirac statistics and are then named after Enrico Fermi. In the Standard Model there are two types of elementary fermions: quarks and leptons."

Cumulus humilis

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"Cumulus humilis is what is commonly referred to as "fair weather cumulus". In hot countries and over mountainous terrain these clouds occur at up to 6000 meters altitude, though elsewhere they are typically found lower."

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1/17/2008 1:56:20 PM

Totally sweet.

I can't wait for skill downloads.

1/17/2008 1:57:39 PM

1/17/2008 1:59:07 PM

I know Kung-FU.

1/17/2008 2:16:53 PM

Kung fu

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"Kung fu or gongfu or gung fu is a well-known Chinese term often used by speakers of the English language to refer to Chinese martial arts. Its original meaning is somewhat different, referring to one's expertise in any skill, not necessarily martial."

1/17/2008 2:57:59 PM

FTW

1/17/2008 3:25:09 PM

1/17/2008 3:57:05 PM

HELL YEAH

1/17/2008 3:57:33 PM

narf

1/17/2008 3:58:21 PM

what are we doing tonight brain?

same thing we do every night, pinky, try to take over the world

1/17/2008 4:02:55 PM

drunken boxing?

1/17/2008 4:07:00 PM

Drunken Boxing

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"Zui Quan (Traditional and Simplified Chinese: Zuì Quán, literally Drunken Fist, also known as Drunken Boxing or Drunkard's Boxing) is a traditional Chinese martial art. It is a style of wushu that imitates a drunkard in its movements. The postures are created by momentum and weight of the body, and imitation is generally through staggering and certain type of fluidity in the movements. It is considered to be among the more difficult wushu styles to learn due to the need for powerful joints and fingers."

1/17/2008 8:44:29 PM

1/17/2008 8:45:37 PM

woah

2/25/2008 1:28:14 PM

sweet dude.

2/25/2008 1:29:27 PM

2/25/2008 1:39:43 PM