i saw a piece of ass crossing the road, and morons in cars stopped for like 10 minutes watching it pass
no one even honked their horn, the ass actually stopped in the middle to take a dump
i was seriously this close || to running it over...

the other day i was inches from hitting a hooker going 40mph, i wonder if i'd'a survived

1/22/2008 8:21:28 PM

first?

1/22/2008 8:22:26 PM

fist?

1/22/2008 8:23:31 PM

not a bad try,

i lolled at "the ass actually stopped in the middle to take a dump
i was seriously this close || to running it over..."

4/10

1/22/2008 8:23:38 PM

i just clicked cause i thought hollister was gonna talk about doing anal

1/22/2008 8:24:50 PM