a devastating problem that they currently are going through.
Preferably someone that I don't like.


I feel the need to pick on someone tonight.

1/23/2008 10:34:53 PM

i am posting in some reallllllyyyy horrible threads tonight

1/23/2008 10:35:46 PM

im out of gold bond and its stuck to my leg

1/23/2008 10:36:11 PM

well sir, I like you. So I am going to get your some advice:

jackleg

1/23/2008 10:36:54 PM

My devasting problem is that my stupid tivo stopped recording Nip/Tuck early and I didn't get to see 'scenes from the next episode'.

1/23/2008 10:50:43 PM

I like you too mytwocents

1/23/2008 10:51:29 PM

NC State sucks balls.

1/23/2008 10:52:26 PM

I like you too EMCE. My padre is in Sterling so I thought of you

1/23/2008 10:53:17 PM

that bett midler looking character gets surgery and goes batshit fucking crazy
uh gina's death is a suicide and he has to tell wilbur
and you can hear christian saying "daddy's a mommy killer" or some shit
it went by so fast that's all i remember

[Edited on January 23, 2008 at 10:54 PM. Reason : nip/tuck]

1/23/2008 10:54:02 PM

Bette Midler looking chick?

1/23/2008 10:55:48 PM

that dudes agent, i cant ever think of his name though hes a main character

1/23/2008 10:59:49 PM

Hah... Sharon Gless.... 'Cagney & Lacey'.... the funny thing is I was friend's with her nephew in college and in one scene last night, I swear she had a 'UA Wildcats' pin on her blazer.

1/23/2008 11:04:49 PM

I'm bored.

and lonely.

as documented in an earlier thread.

1/23/2008 11:05:56 PM

My problem isn't devastating, but more of a recurring theme sprinkled with tragedy

will that do?

1/23/2008 11:07:14 PM

Dear EMCE,

Some asshole keeps threatening to cut off my nipple. He has sent me many horrible threats accusing my boobs of resembling sunny-side-up eggs. What should I do in this devastating situation I'm going through?

Thanks,
StillFuchsia

1/23/2008 11:08:14 PM

I like all of you guys

well, maybe not amac884



StillFuchsia,
1. Please explain how the sunny side up eggs things is a threat?
2. My advice would be to sleep with this individual. That way he you can prove that you don't have runny nipples. Or...PM a moderator and explain the situation. They will probably suspend him. We honestly don't need users like that on this system.

1/23/2008 11:08:22 PM

my father is having heart problems and my mom has had Alzheimer's for 10 years

1/23/2008 11:10:12 PM

good...

Cause I'm going to bed anyway

1/23/2008 11:10:33 PM

^^^^ What!?

[Edited on January 23, 2008 at 11:11 PM. Reason : .]

1/23/2008 11:11:22 PM

^

/message_topic.aspx?topic=484368

running gag

Quote :

"1. Please explain how the sunny side up eggs things is a threat? 2. My advice would be to sleep with this individual. That way he you can prove that you don't have runny nipples. Or...PM a moderator and explain the situation. They will probably suspend him. We honestly don't need users like that on this system."

Good advice, will undertake ASAP.

[Edited on January 23, 2008 at 11:14 PM. Reason : /]

1/23/2008 11:12:17 PM

^that was a great thread.

and we need to go out and get some blue motorcycles again.

1/23/2008 11:14:10 PM

uh huh huh huh

You can understand why I thought it was not a joke.

1/23/2008 11:15:25 PM

^^ without the tequila or something

^Not really, no.

[Edited on January 23, 2008 at 11:16 PM. Reason : .]

1/23/2008 11:15:49 PM

funny, but true story....
I was having a conversation via PM with a user the other day. Of course I'm not going to mention any names, cause I just don't roll like that.

But somehow, the topic of StillFuchsia came up. This particular user said something to the effect of "I would hate fuck her"

I loled a little bit. Not much though....

1/23/2008 11:16:44 PM

hahahaha, oh dear

1/23/2008 11:18:23 PM

1/23/2008 11:18:47 PM

hold on....I'll grab the PM and edit a few details out....

1/23/2008 11:19:14 PM

Quote :

"Not really, no."

Really, you can't?

hmmm

1/23/2008 11:20:05 PM

Yoshiemaster, you've been here long enough to know that you shouldn't use imageshack

^ internet =/= real life, try it sometime

1/23/2008 11:21:36 PM

oh, that's a yellow frog for you guys?


My b, i just stole it off the internets.


here watch this till i come back

1/23/2008 11:22:25 PM

this better?

1/23/2008 11:23:21 PM

I was just saying that I wouldn't doubt it if someone on here said that to another user.

Quote :

"^ internet =/= real life, try it sometime"

But way to be a giant bitch for no reason.





Comprehension, try it sometime.

1/23/2008 11:25:55 PM

I hadn't seen the full version of that before now.

Those kids deserve fucking medals.

1/23/2008 11:26:46 PM

^i know right, i love that kid

1/23/2008 11:27:36 PM

Quote :

"But way to be a giant bitch for no reason."

I just interpreted that as "hey, Stillfuchsia's a huge bitch, I'm sure someone said that to her seriously"

that's all

Quote :

"I was just saying that I wouldn't doubt it if someone on here said that to another user."

that's not explicit

[Edited on January 23, 2008 at 11:28 PM. Reason : .]

1/23/2008 11:27:38 PM

Yeah, because I'm stupid enough to think that someone being a "huge bitch" jutifies another person in threatening to cut off their nipples.

1/23/2008 11:31:23 PM

this is TWW

and there are people who would apparently hatefuck me, so cutting off my nipple is well within the realm of the possible as far as threats go

1/23/2008 11:32:33 PM

Quote :

"this is TWW"

That's my whole goddamn point!

That's why I didn't think it was a running joke.

1/23/2008 11:33:49 PM

and I'm just throwing this one in here for shits and giggles. I like to giggle.

1/23/2008 11:37:25 PM

I'm devastated by stupid fat chicks.


http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=511470

1/23/2008 11:37:35 PM

^^ LOL

too ugly to be seen in public with = hahahahahahahahaha

[Edited on January 23, 2008 at 11:39 PM. Reason : oh lord]

1/23/2008 11:37:59 PM

I'm the worst, most vile person that I know. I'm such a coward that I'm too afraid to kill myself, even though I feel that my life is already over. This leaves me with a 60 year Hell where I simply wait around to die. I can't help but feel like I'm taking so many people down with me. I've affected so many people's lives negatively, and none of the awful consequences of my actions sway me in any way from the vices that keep me on my downward spiral. I'm the reason why I want to die.

1/23/2008 11:41:00 PM

That first one makes it look like it was from me.

Quote :

"That's why I_________"

DiamondAce sometimes speaks in the third person.

1/23/2008 11:41:36 PM

Misogyny seems to be thriving here on TWW.

1/23/2008 11:45:30 PM

indeed

you should see what I said to this person!!1

j/k

1/23/2008 11:51:21 PM

oh i have plenty of horrible things to talk about but i dont want to be picked on plus i think you like me

1/24/2008 12:05:10 AM

I do like you twoozles
if I wasn't so gosh darn shy, I would have hung out with you when I was in raleigh for 5 years

1/24/2008 12:13:12 AM

I play guitar in a metal band.

Go!

1/24/2008 12:13:40 AM

I see

1/24/2008 12:25:37 AM

yea. i know.

1/24/2008 12:27:01 AM