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1/25/2008 1:18:08 AM

1/25/2008 1:21:11 AM

I once saw an old piece of shit at a back-country gas station in rural SC. Some unfortunate soul had suffered through one hell of a shit to leave behind this surprise. That turd was so big it draped up and out the bowl hanging over the side. The best part, the seat had fallen down on top of it, but the leg of shit was propping it up still. Literally, the shit looked like a dead, bloated leg.

Ever since then, my friends and I have referred to that shit as the Restless Leg. It was epic.

1/25/2008 1:27:47 AM

i saw a monstrosity of a log in a public restroom in San Antonio several years ago. I mean, this thing was HUGE...it must've been as long as my arm and as big around as my bicep.

It was mildly amusing in and of itself, but what was hilarious was that someone--presumeably the freakshow who left this fecal show of force--left a sign on the toilet that simply said "EVERYTHING'S BIGGER IN TEXAS."

1/25/2008 1:37:52 AM

^lol

1/25/2008 4:18:48 AM

I thought this was about jackleg

but he doesn't do drugs anymore!

1/25/2008 4:20:02 AM

ha ha it sure is nice to have so many witnesses.

i know i said it enough, but its something i was really proud of at the time. its been a good 18 months now and i know i dont mention it outside of casual conversations and the occasional story.

gimme a break already, that shit was hard. i earned the right to talk about it for months straight

also i thought this thread was about me too, im getting in a bad sleep pattern. it resets every monday but i go to bed later and later every night, and then by thursday night i get like 2 hours sleep at the most. then i get it corrected on the weekends and i'm in bed by like 9 on sunday night.

i need to regulate that shit before i end up sleeping through a day and fucking up. i dont know how i manage to get through fridays without falling asleep. i did once but i got busted by someone who didnt matter.

this is one of those times i should have a prescription, but i fucked that one up didnt I!!1

1/25/2008 4:32:39 AM

lol

1/25/2008 4:42:33 AM