[no homo]

1/26/2008 1:10:57 PM

Fat cock or big titties?

1/26/2008 1:11:35 PM

too much time downtown?

1/26/2008 1:12:05 PM

Fat cock

1/26/2008 1:12:08 PM

the bitch got lock jaw

1/26/2008 1:12:40 PM

she had the biggest titties a nigga EVER saw

1/26/2008 1:13:16 PM

you must not be very good

[Edited on January 26, 2008 at 1:15 PM. Reason : ]

1/26/2008 1:14:50 PM

(extremely homo).

1/26/2008 1:15:21 PM

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"too much time downtown?"

i didn't spend as much time down as i usually do...i guess i was just over eager...didn't hurt till this morning

^ i'm not entirely sure you're allowed to comment...someone who sucks cock for blow really isn't in a place to judge

[Edited on January 26, 2008 at 1:16 PM. Reason : .]

1/26/2008 1:15:48 PM

Quote :

"someone who sucks cock for blow really isn't in a place to judge"

1/26/2008 1:19:12 PM

I cut my heel wide open having sex once

I didn't even notice until the morning...when I had bled all over the carpet

1/26/2008 1:24:02 PM

damn, son...must been really good or really awful sex

1/26/2008 1:25:09 PM

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"I didn't even notice until the morning...when I had bled all over the carpet "

that's what SHE said
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

1/26/2008 1:25:34 PM

it was good

I would explain how it happened....
but I don't put stuff about my current relationship online

1/26/2008 1:35:57 PM

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"I didn't even notice until the morning...when I had bled all over the carpet"

Somewhat similar experience...

Cut half my toe off stumbling back to her place...but was so drunk I didn't feel it. We both freaked out in the morning when there was blood all over the sheets...then I felt the unimaginable pain in my toe, looked down, then told her "everything is okay, im just missing half of my big toe."

Only other injuries would include a locked up jaw, bad calf/hamstring cramp, and dick burn from too much sex in a small period of time.

1/26/2008 1:40:00 PM

i've had my balls ache from a 4+/day run we had a few years back, she's given me a black eye (don't ask), and i've had a few charlie horses in various places

all in all, good times

but damn it all if the right side of my jaw doesn't ache when i chew

1/26/2008 1:45:16 PM

...limping around town with a cut on your foot, a black eye, a busted lip, and bruises everywhere....all with that smug look on your face and that cocksure strut. You don't even know the name of the song stuck in your head...but all you can hear is 70's porno music....

1/26/2008 1:49:10 PM

haha

1/26/2008 1:50:43 PM

[Edited on January 26, 2008 at 1:54 PM. Reason : oh nevermind]

1/26/2008 1:53:07 PM

Must...Finish...Manliness...At Stake!

1/26/2008 1:57:54 PM

^ben...i like you, but for that picture...im gonna punch you in the ovaries

1/26/2008 2:00:36 PM

lol runaway! runaway!

1/26/2008 2:01:27 PM

you're doing it wrong?

1/26/2008 2:11:27 PM

ha BD made a funny

1/26/2008 2:13:49 PM

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"someone who sucks cock for blow really isn't in a place to judge"

BLOW DICK FOR BLOW ???? WTF ! I'm 100% HETERO, B. and coke is not an addiction worthy of prostituting yourself out. you should know that poindexter and secondly. who are you to attempt to insult anyone.

you sprained your fucking jaw wolfing down a cocksandwich. you ball guzzling cum drinker you.

1/26/2008 2:28:17 PM

^

1/26/2008 2:29:33 PM

^^ dang.

[Edited on January 26, 2008 at 2:30 PM. Reason : ^]

1/26/2008 2:30:05 PM

i hear Amsterdam718 gives pretty good head, but not good enough for the good stuff

and i like it when he mentioned poindexter, because it reminds me that season 3 of dexter comes out in fall of this year (and it's in miami!!!)

[Edited on January 26, 2008 at 2:32 PM. Reason : .]

1/26/2008 2:31:03 PM

1/26/2008 2:42:15 PM

Quote :

"you sprained your fucking jaw wolfing down a cocksandwich. you ball guzzling cum drinker you."

- Jungle Since 1997.

1/26/2008 2:52:57 PM