It's not just gonna lift into the air.

1/28/2008 1:19:20 AM

the real question is....

would the pilot in the cockpit still get paid for operating the plane?

1/28/2008 1:22:34 AM

the treadmill is doing all the work

1/28/2008 1:24:04 AM

I bet it doesn't hit the wall in front of the plane on a treadmill with snakes on it.

1/28/2008 1:51:06 AM

snakes make it impervious

1/28/2008 2:20:55 AM

Are the snakes paddling?

1/28/2008 2:21:27 AM

shielding

1/28/2008 2:24:32 AM

no, I mean are the snakes rowing?

1/28/2008 2:25:30 AM

no, the snakes are shielding. from the wall. the snakes don't have time to row. also, the plane was not equipped with enough paddles to go around.

1/28/2008 2:26:23 AM

so...no rowing.

row, row, row your plane, urgently 'twards land

1/28/2008 2:27:15 AM

what if the treadmill had slippery oil on it?

1/28/2008 2:27:17 AM

Finally. This shit makes sense.

1/28/2008 2:27:37 AM

the plane might slide off

the snakes would be fucked
rowing, or not the snakes are going down

1/28/2008 2:28:15 AM

how do the inflatable life vests stay on the snake's bodies?

1/28/2008 2:30:35 AM

magic,

yo holmes to bel-air!

1/28/2008 2:32:09 AM

snakes don't have arms. how could they possibly row? you guys are fucking idiots.

1/28/2008 9:01:30 AM

What about the treadmill's safety cord? what would we do with that?

1/28/2008 9:15:44 AM

are you guys fucktards or something?

the snakes will be rowing by using telekinesis and the life vest will fit perfectly because each snake will be fed an third-world kid from somalia

1/28/2008 9:18:18 AM

^ See you never said that...

1/28/2008 9:23:30 AM

what about the Bernoulli effect??????????????

1/28/2008 9:36:21 AM

The Bernoulli Effect is cancelled out by magical snakes.

1/28/2008 9:44:08 AM

Question: How many calories is the airplane burning again? And which setting are we putting it at: Fat Burner or Professional......

1/28/2008 9:48:14 AM

Are there any fat people on the plane?

1/28/2008 9:59:49 AM

Quote :

"snakes don't have arms. how could they possibly row? you guys are fucking idiots."

Boa constrictors don't have telekinesis powers like other snakes, but luckily they can wrap their tails around the paddles with an IRON GRIP.

1/28/2008 11:46:03 AM

no fat people on the plane, they hate treadmills

1/28/2008 11:51:27 AM

Yeah, but maybe they think they can get on the treadmill and lose weight with the plane doing all the work. Hmmm...That sounds like a good idea. "I did 10 miles on the treadmill today and didn't even break a sweat."

[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 12:03 PM. Reason : s]

1/28/2008 12:02:58 PM

at the very least i suppose they could be good snake food

1/28/2008 12:04:33 PM