you, too, can count sheets of TP!

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_8083336

1/28/2008 5:33:43 PM

I read that story yesterday morning (i live in Denver) and I was like wtf? Why did i even read it? It's just about some old guy who can't count........

1/28/2008 5:35:35 PM

i blame the altitude.

1/28/2008 5:37:52 PM

guess he'd read all the magazines...

1/28/2008 5:38:20 PM

i blame the shower curtain

1/28/2008 5:38:32 PM

i want to know why that's in the breaking news section

1/28/2008 5:40:41 PM

and ...

Quote :

"Before toilet tissue, wealthy Romans used wool and rosewater or sponges soaked in salt water at the end of a stick."

what?

1/28/2008 5:42:42 PM

this is why I feel suicide can be a noble and viable option to growing old



[Edited on January 28, 2008 at 5:46 PM. Reason : .]

1/28/2008 5:43:18 PM

^^well they didn't have corn cobs in ancient rome...

1/28/2008 5:44:22 PM

ahhaha i can see it now, all the frontier pranksters

instead of 'vaseline on the toilet seat' they did 'vaseline on the corn cobs'

OWWW

1/28/2008 5:53:23 PM