before you say "yes sir?" make sure the cop isn't a butch dyke.

fucking bitch gives me ticket after i've been following another cop car for 2 miles. don't understand that shit.

speed limit = bullshit marketing ploy

1/29/2008 12:19:51 AM

wat

1/29/2008 12:20:31 AM

if you get pulled over, before you say, "yes, sir?", make sure the cop isn't a butch dyke.

too many commas

1/29/2008 12:21:54 AM

you must have caught me when I slowed down to take that curve, cuz for a while there I was going WELL over 100!

1/29/2008 12:22:08 AM

ohshiiit was that you?

that's why i was fucking pissed (and still am), following a cop car and another car that were both going faster than i was. i was just trying to keep the same distance.

i was gonna flash my lights to warn you about the cop suv, but i didn't. bad karma i guess.

1/29/2008 12:25:03 AM

Quote :

"TOO MANY COMMAS"

1/29/2008 12:27:41 AM

1/29/2008 12:52:08 AM

i seriously feel like that A there. A for Apocalypse.

clocked going 15 over. following a cop car. A'nt that some shit.

1/29/2008 12:59:38 AM

^^ LOL--"chocolate thief."

1/29/2008 1:06:15 AM

James Crouch

He will either get it dismissed or continued until the cop quits or dies of old age.

1/29/2008 1:48:06 AM