should i work my way up from the patch?

2/4/2008 3:20:07 PM

I've never tried up smoking.

2/4/2008 3:20:57 PM

start with the gum.

2/4/2008 3:21:35 PM

Is that like updog?

2/4/2008 3:21:51 PM

how long do the gums last?

do they have flavors?

2/4/2008 3:22:12 PM

just smoke a damn cigarette

2/4/2008 3:22:46 PM

How do you pickup up smoking?

2/4/2008 3:23:06 PM

Quote :

"do they have flavors?"

ahahahahahaha. don't start smoking because you like flavors.

2/4/2008 3:23:23 PM

well i don't want to rush into it

i might get cancer.

2/4/2008 3:23:36 PM

start with djarums

2/4/2008 3:24:15 PM

can you smoke crack?

2/4/2008 3:25:16 PM

that's the whole idea

2/4/2008 3:25:45 PM

i thought u had to use needles and shit.

2/4/2008 3:26:27 PM

nah, that's heroin

[Edited on February 4, 2008 at 3:28 PM. Reason : you still don't have to, but iz more common]

2/4/2008 3:27:08 PM

and insulin

2/4/2008 3:27:57 PM

gotcha.

ok so heroine you inject via needle

crack you smoke.


are there alternatives methods of using either of those? like can you put crack in brownies or anything?

2/4/2008 3:28:39 PM

nah, hash goes in brownies--you're iranian, you should know that

2/4/2008 3:30:19 PM

You can mix coke and smack and snort it.

2/4/2008 3:31:43 PM

^^yea i know that, i was just wonderin if you could put other stuff in there too.

i think our national drug is Opium, but that's not as cool and mainstream as coke and pot.

^whoa there's an idea. will it hurt my nose?

[Edited on February 4, 2008 at 3:32 PM. Reason : ]

2/4/2008 3:32:06 PM

It won't help your nose.

2/4/2008 3:32:58 PM

yeah, opium is for chinks

2/4/2008 3:32:59 PM

ambien is taken orally, right?

it's not one of those "up nose" sprays is it?

2/4/2008 3:34:11 PM

^^chinks and other people that want a laid back high that can be ingested as a sauce that tastes excellent with a steak.

2/4/2008 3:34:29 PM

i bet you'd like to take it orally

2/4/2008 3:34:41 PM

hey hey, look who it is.


well i mean i was thinkin if you mixed crack + Ambien and washed it all down with like a Monster energy drink, you'd have a pretty tripped up night.

2/4/2008 3:35:23 PM

i think i'll take my steak and drugs separately thanks

2/4/2008 3:35:54 PM

You get more of a stomach ache than a high if you eat coke.

^You're missin out....

2/4/2008 3:36:16 PM

now when you say eat, do you mean like literally *nom* it down?

2/4/2008 3:36:57 PM

a pickup game of smoking?

2/4/2008 3:37:24 PM

Yes, by eat I mean the same way you take a tylenol pill, or a bite of steak. Chewing is optional.

2/4/2008 3:38:02 PM

play to pack by ones.

coke counts as two.

2/4/2008 3:38:21 PM

I'm a druggie n00b too but I don't go around asking questions. lol

2/4/2008 3:38:42 PM

that's how people become susceptible to ODs and roofies and stuff cddweller,

you gotta know the game to play it.

2/4/2008 3:39:31 PM

But I don't play it, and neither should you.

2/4/2008 3:40:49 PM

who said i was gunna play it?

oh, i guess the thread title suggests that huh.

reading comprehension ftl

[Edited on February 4, 2008 at 3:42 PM. Reason : ]

2/4/2008 3:41:26 PM

Gunna?

2/4/2008 3:41:56 PM

gunna

2/4/2008 3:43:52 PM

dirka dirka jihad

2/4/2008 3:46:34 PM

Durka durka


A code phrase to get the attention of another male and alert him to the presence of a potentially "Do-Able" female, conformation of said hotness is often followed with finger signs on a 1 to 10 scale

Person 1:"Durka Durka? hmm?"
Person 2:"eh..." 5 fingers

2/4/2008 3:47:39 PM

hey, wat dis bitch is sayin'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjAGNCQWzmw

2/4/2008 3:49:28 PM

wow that song sucked.

that's actually the afghan dialect of farsi.

it basically the same except they don't really know how to speak right so they talk fast and slur words.

2/4/2008 3:52:02 PM

ahaha

2/4/2008 3:53:30 PM

this a cool persian wedding video


it's like a tradition, some people do it some people don't.

the sisters/cousins of the groom tease the groom with the knife used to cut the cake. they won't give him the knife until he gives them moniez. it's pretty fun.

2/4/2008 3:56:09 PM

apparently people of all cultures do dumb stuff at weddings. it's like a global common denominator.

2/4/2008 3:58:44 PM

it's only dumb if you're not drunk

2/4/2008 3:59:21 PM

it'd be better w/ a stripper pole

2/4/2008 3:59:57 PM

^dat 190% troof

2/4/2008 4:00:16 PM

^what would happen if the groom just sat there and didn't give any moniez?

2/4/2008 4:32:50 PM

then the groom just uses a bomb to segment the cake.

2/4/2008 4:51:16 PM

are you even old enough to buy cigs yet?

2/4/2008 5:00:53 PM