1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head)
2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the Area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4. Add 1
5. Multiply by 250
6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8. Subtract 250
9. Divide number by 2
Do you recognize the answer?

2/6/2008 1:15:56 AM

iz magic

2/6/2008 1:18:11 AM

werd

2/6/2008 1:18:53 AM

oh look, my phone number

2/6/2008 1:19:01 AM

THIS IS THE WORK OF A WITCH!
BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL YOU DEVIL CALCULATOR!

[Edited on February 6, 2008 at 1:21 AM. Reason : ]

2/6/2008 1:21:24 AM

OH MY GOD

YOU JUST TOLD US AN AL-GOREITHM THAT DISPLAYS THE PHONE NUMBER AFTER YOU KEY IT IN

HOLY SHIT BUD THATS WACK

2/6/2008 1:44:02 AM

^^lawl

2/6/2008 1:46:16 AM

(250(80x+1)+2y-250)/2 = retarded

2/6/2008 1:46:39 AM

^^^
Al Gore got rhythm?

2/6/2008 1:48:13 AM

((Threedigits*80+1)*250+2*Lastdigits-250)/2


reorganized

(250*80*Threedigits+2*Lastdigits)/2


reduced to

10,000*Threedigits+Lastdigits

yes its stupid but clever

2/6/2008 2:01:38 AM

congratulations! you killed the awesome

2/6/2008 2:03:24 AM

sorry, i cant contain my genious

2/6/2008 2:04:58 AM

1-2 = -fun

2/6/2008 2:08:11 AM

ok ive got a new one

1. grab a calculator
2. key in your favorite number
3. multiply by 2
4. divide by 2
5. do you recongnize the number?

2/6/2008 2:10:28 AM

THIS IS THE WORK OF A WITCH!
BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL YOU DEVIL CALCULATOR!

2/6/2008 2:12:24 AM

OH SNAP!!11

that was cool

2/6/2008 3:19:34 AM

2/6/2008 10:52:23 AM

Here's a good one

1. Grab a calculator
2. Type in 58008
3. Turn the calculator upside down
4. Do you recognize the answer?

2/6/2008 10:58:17 AM

OKAY THERES 1 GIRL


SHE'S 16

SHE 69'd 3 GUYS


WHAT IS SHE?


)1+16+69)x3= ?

2/6/2008 11:00:34 AM

X=first 3 digits
Y=second 4 digits

[(80x + 1)250] +2Y -250
------------------------
2




goes to:

20000x + 250 +2Y - 250
------------------------
2




goes to:

10000x + Y = you are a faggot

2/6/2008 11:03:19 AM

WOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT YOURSELF OR DID YOU GET IT FROM THE TWO TIMES IT'S ALREADY BEEN EXPLAINED IN THIS THREAD

2/6/2008 11:05:05 AM

fuck you quantum fred you fucking computer nerd bitch

2/6/2008 11:05:32 AM

2/6/2008 11:06:25 AM

Quote :

"WHAT IS SHE?"

my friend's sister or so i hear

2/6/2008 11:06:27 AM

Quote :

"LardAss All American 800 Posts user info edit post fuck you quantum fred you fucking computer nerd bitch"

you're an idiot

2/6/2008 6:18:29 PM

2/6/2008 6:19:46 PM

so if my phone number weighs more than a duck? that means.....

2/6/2008 6:47:32 PM

So there was this girl, her tits weighed 69 pounds. but that was 2 2 2 big. So she went to 5th street to see her #1 docter. Doct0r X gave her 8 pills.

55378008 (i give you the calculator) and she ended up boobless

2/6/2008 6:54:04 PM