...or blow your dad for 5?

2/6/2008 3:50:24 PM

30 minutes is a long time, mom or not

2/6/2008 3:51:02 PM

you are twisted

2/6/2008 3:51:04 PM

2/6/2008 3:51:20 PM

i'd rather stick my penis in your asshole

2/6/2008 3:51:28 PM

I'd rather just fuck my sister for free (no incesto)

2/6/2008 3:51:44 PM

two-headed baby...

2/6/2008 3:52:09 PM

i want to take out my cock and show the world

2/6/2008 3:52:39 PM

I'm surprised that the question whether your dad orgasms or not at the end of the 5 minutes hasn't come up yet

He does, btw

2/6/2008 3:58:48 PM

suicide is clearly an option here.

2/6/2008 4:01:00 PM

its 'would you rather?'...you have to make a choice, thats the whole point of the exercise

so far no one has

2/6/2008 4:02:45 PM

i bet you want to do both you sick bastard

2/6/2008 4:05:25 PM

because it's a stupid choice that would never actually happen. if someone actually held a gun to my head and told me to do one of these two things, i would call his bluff and either die or not do it. those are the only two real options...

2/6/2008 4:06:19 PM

uh, if you died you wouldn't do it either homeslice

2/6/2008 4:08:55 PM

^aha

2/6/2008 4:15:49 PM

you guys are terrible at this game

and anyone who says they'd rather die is a liar...you'd obviously rather do either one of these acts than die

2/6/2008 4:25:03 PM

2/6/2008 4:26:16 PM

i'd rather die

i bet you think keyser sozay would rather give up his opium business but no, he instead chose to murder his wife and children

2/6/2008 4:27:10 PM

Still no one has chosen

I'll give my choice any my reasoning behind that choice

I'd rather blow my dad for five minutes

Why? I'm glad you asked...the shorter duration is one reason, along with the fact that it would be less messy up until the end. During most of the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, my mom would probably be secreting vaginal juices, most of which would end up on my tounge, constantly reminding me that I was going down on my own mother. With the fellatio, there would be no fluids till the end (precum nonwithstanding), so it wouldn't be as bad psychologically. I'd be sucking a cock, yes, but only for 1/6 of the time, and I could channel my thoughts somewhere else during the inevitable 15-20 second orgasm period. With my mom, it would be moist the whole time, and I'd really be kicking myself if she had multiples.

So the choice is clear cut for me....lets please see some intelligent responses now.

2/6/2008 4:36:27 PM

I think your head is fucked.

2/6/2008 4:37:34 PM

You need to seek help from some mental health professionals

2/6/2008 4:39:18 PM

Quote :

"it wouldn't be as bad psychologically"

orly

2/6/2008 4:39:29 PM

there is no intelligent response... You sick fuck- Why would you even think about this....? also- in order to chose there would have to be a reason to chose- Such as...

"if someone were putting a gun to your head and forced you to; would you rather..."

in which case i would take a bullet- Why the fuck did you think of this or where did you hear it?

2/6/2008 4:39:44 PM

I thought about it on a whim at my desk this afternoon...and its not even close to the worst 'Would you rather' questions in my repertoire

Not even close

[Edited on February 6, 2008 at 4:44 PM. Reason : yall are just some close-minded motherfuckers]

2/6/2008 4:43:36 PM

depends on who's mom it is amiright

2/6/2008 4:59:13 PM

Quote :

"orly"

No, "orally."

2/6/2008 5:00:02 PM

all this shit about "Oh, I'd commit suicide" is pretty rubbishy, I think

would you REALLY commit suicide?

I'd blow the old man and get on w/ my life

2/6/2008 5:55:35 PM