but then I remember that she's hot as fuck
and that I would probably lick her butthole if she asked me to.

then I feel better.

2/6/2008 8:46:45 PM

She's kinda cute

2/6/2008 8:47:45 PM

i'd drink her bathwater

2/6/2008 8:48:39 PM

~ as in, wanting to explore your inner woman?

2/6/2008 8:48:51 PM

i'd explore her inner woman

2/6/2008 8:51:46 PM

no

I mean ~ as in I catch my self singing (mumbling along). Then all of a sudden, I realize that I just said something like "THIS MAN IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!1"

2/6/2008 8:51:54 PM

if you can listen to sade, you can handle some alicia

2/6/2008 8:52:03 PM

Then jerk off to her video instead of buying the record.

That's like a guy I went to HS with who owned Jewel CDs "because she's hot!"

2/6/2008 8:52:27 PM

I think she wears too much makeup.

Someone find a picture of her without makeup so I can make a valid decision.

2/6/2008 8:52:54 PM

^^nah man. I absolutely love her music too. haha, I'm not REALLY complaining here. I just wanted an excuse to post some pictures of my boo

2/6/2008 8:53:54 PM

Fair enough. I had an ex who loved her and now I can't stand listening to it. What can I say? I'm a petty petty little man.

2/6/2008 8:58:10 PM

2/10/2008 10:13:04 PM

I went to one of her concerts with my aunt. She's adorable.

2/10/2008 10:13:45 PM

she's rockin the tighest pants in america right now.

2/10/2008 10:16:11 PM

Who let John Mayer out of class early?

2/10/2008 10:17:22 PM