on a scale from 1 to 10, how clean is your buttcrack

2/7/2008 11:01:28 PM

Is 1 good or bad?

2/7/2008 11:02:44 PM

this thread operates on perfect 10 rules

[Edited on February 7, 2008 at 11:03 PM. Reason : you know the drill]

2/7/2008 11:03:19 PM

i dont know how clean my buttcrack is but i swabed my belly button for micro and that actually came out pretty damn clean. Grew a little coci but i give a 3 (if one is the cleanist)

2/7/2008 11:03:42 PM

So ten is an immaculate starfish?

2/7/2008 11:04:05 PM

8

2/7/2008 11:04:11 PM

^^LOL

i knew this thread would spawn one day

2/7/2008 11:06:28 PM

I was about to reply to this thread, but then I realized it would be homo.

2/7/2008 11:07:27 PM

too late!

2/7/2008 11:08:14 PM

you would have to have a bleached cornhole (a la porn actresses) to be a 10

2/7/2008 11:08:18 PM

she licked any residue out last night so 10 i suppose

2/7/2008 11:13:00 PM

Quote :

"you would have to have a bleached cornhole (a la porn actresses) to be a 10"

2/7/2008 11:33:32 PM

I wonder if black porn girls bleach their anus?

2/7/2008 11:34:33 PM

Quote :

"girls bleach their anus?"

Oh, they all share one?

2/7/2008 11:35:33 PM

stink star

2/7/2008 11:35:44 PM

so is -6 bad?

2/7/2008 11:37:07 PM

i think that means you have the bubonic plague

[Edited on February 7, 2008 at 11:45 PM. Reason : bootybonic?]

2/7/2008 11:45:16 PM

lol

2/7/2008 11:45:46 PM

mines got to be like a 1.5 or so

2/7/2008 11:46:37 PM

shower, then about 2-3 poots... so maybe a 9 or so.

2/7/2008 11:52:33 PM

I guess mine is a 7/10.

2/7/2008 11:52:46 PM

oh i thought this was how dirty is your buttcrack

mine is a 8.5

2/7/2008 11:53:27 PM

But the math checks out.......so ok.

2/7/2008 11:54:37 PM

dude i thought 1.5 was good...then next 2 are kinda high...i'm like ew they got nasty buttholes...then i realized i did it backards

2/7/2008 11:56:19 PM

this number ranges because of daily activities, temps, humidity, dew point and gas exchange

[Edited on February 7, 2008 at 11:58 PM. Reason : if porn actress is 10 my cleanest is a 5]

2/7/2008 11:57:54 PM

my ass is far too hairy for it ever to reach a 10 or even a 9

2/7/2008 11:59:08 PM

you guise, it says buttcrack.. not butthole, so I think you may be able to add a point or two

or maybe not

2/8/2008 12:00:20 AM

I thought about getting laser hair removal in my crack so that bits of TP wouldn't get stuck there, then I realized that gay men are probably the only people who do that.

And hairy sluts, of course.

2/8/2008 12:00:49 AM

Quote :

"So ten is an immaculate starfish?"

AHAHAHA 10/10

2/8/2008 2:00:35 AM

right now or regularly?

2/8/2008 2:26:37 AM