i dunno but enough to break the ice



























hi im jay

2/7/2008 11:30:00 PM

shroomin?

2/7/2008 11:30:40 PM

I always liked that one.

2/7/2008 11:30:44 PM

2/7/2008 11:30:49 PM

hi, im nc86


and id like to subscribe to your newsletter

2/7/2008 11:31:18 PM

i heard it earlier
















nice dickostume

2/7/2008 11:31:30 PM

Polar bears are among the largest living land carnivores, and male polar bears may weigh more than twice as much as a Siberian tiger. Males are generally 25–45% larger than females. Most adult males weigh 350–650 kg (770–1500+ lb) and measure 2.5–3.0 m (8.2–9.8 ft) in length. Adult females are roughly half the size of males and normally weigh 150–250 kg (330–550 lb), measuring 2–2.5 m (6.6–8.2 ft), but double their weight during pregnancy. The great difference in body size makes the polar bear among the most sexually dimorphic of mammals, surpassed only by the eared seals. At birth, cubs weigh only 600–700 g or about a pound and a half. The largest polar bear on record was a huge male, allegedly weighing 1002 kg (2200 lb) shot at Kotzebue Sound in northwestern Alaska in 1960. Their tail is 2.8–4.8 inches long.

2/7/2008 11:31:53 PM

I always felt sorrier for the polar bears than any other animals at the zoo

2/7/2008 11:53:30 PM

kontalonis posted this one forever ago

i liked it so much i decided to use it one night in stool pigeons, it worked

2/8/2008 12:10:51 AM

2/8/2008 12:11:55 AM

dude, ima try this

and report back to tell you how it worked out

2/8/2008 12:13:47 AM

Quote :

"Polar bears are among the largest living land carnivores, and male polar bears may weigh more than twice as much as a Siberian tiger. Males are generally 25–45% larger than females. Most adult males weigh 350–650 kg (770–1500+ lb) and measure 2.5–3.0 m (8.2–9.8 ft) in length. Adult females are roughly half the size of males and normally weigh 150–250 kg (330–550 lb), measuring 2–2.5 m (6.6–8.2 ft), but double their weight during pregnancy. The great difference in body size makes the polar bear among the most sexually dimorphic of mammals, surpassed only by the eared seals. At birth, cubs weigh only 600–700 g or about a pound and a half. The largest polar bear on record was a huge male, allegedly weighing 1002 kg (2200 lb) shot at Kotzebue Sound in northwestern Alaska in 1960. Their tail is 2.8–4.8 inches long."

i think it would be amazing to recite this to a chick as an ice breaker

2/8/2008 12:19:25 AM

Unless she likes bears, I doubt it.

2/8/2008 12:20:49 AM

^^ I tried something like that. I took a meteorology class one summer then spent the rest of the time living in the basement of a bar in Montana.

One night a girl said something along the lines of "The weather has been so weird lately, I wonder where it comes from." I went on a little tirade about the artic polar front and the maritime tropical front. When I was done they both looked at me like I was Rainman.

Once again, Mr. Joshua didn't get laid.

2/8/2008 12:23:31 AM

2/8/2008 12:24:24 AM

on the flipside rainman was a kickass movie

2/8/2008 12:28:38 AM

the chick who just straight up tries to answer with something like "i don't know, like 1000 pounds?"

she's the keeper

2/8/2008 12:45:13 AM

no doubt

2/8/2008 12:48:48 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_bear

Quote :

"Polar bears are the world's largest land carnivores, with most adult males weighing 300–600 kg (660–1320 lb); adult females are about half the size of males"

2/8/2008 12:59:13 AM