DONT PUNCH BRICK WALLS

2/8/2008 9:00:24 PM

try rebooting everything before calling tech support.

2/8/2008 9:01:29 PM

don't overanalyze things to the point that it makes you crazy

2/8/2008 9:02:30 PM

fuck alotta women

2/8/2008 9:03:06 PM

Don't go into a gas station while on shrooms.

2/8/2008 9:03:08 PM

buy low, sell high

2/8/2008 9:03:23 PM

never trust a left-handed goalie

2/8/2008 9:06:54 PM

protect the neck

2/8/2008 9:08:39 PM

$1.00 at the picnic basket

2/8/2008 9:11:18 PM

make sure you bring a towel

2/8/2008 9:16:14 PM

don't breath mountain dew

2/8/2008 9:18:54 PM

wipe until its white

2/8/2008 9:21:20 PM

don't put too much horsey sauce on your arby's roast beef sandwich.

2/8/2008 9:22:13 PM

dont shake more than twice

2/8/2008 9:49:38 PM

Don't fuck with bored state troopers in Texas.

2/8/2008 10:04:52 PM

when you are watching sports and the announcers start talking about unrelated topics, the team that is losing will never come back and you can switch the game off.

2/8/2008 10:08:38 PM

dont drink the $3 bottle of wine you can get at harris teeter

2/9/2008 2:30:54 PM

Keep your girl and your friends separate unless you are absolutely sure of her affections

2/9/2008 2:32:41 PM

drink lots and lots and LOTS of water

2/9/2008 2:37:03 PM

dont bet parlays

2/9/2008 2:37:39 PM

don't eat yellow snow

2/9/2008 2:38:17 PM

THAT ONE LAST SHOT, DO NOT TAKE IT

2/9/2008 2:51:27 PM

do drink and ski

2/9/2008 3:20:32 PM

don't pee into the wind.

2/9/2008 3:22:22 PM

Don't raise when you aint got shit

2/9/2008 3:25:10 PM

Member, even though ghosts may be spooky they can't hurt you.

2/9/2008 3:32:20 PM

bttt

10/21/2008 8:59:55 AM

Do not order chilli cheese fries with a carolina burger at moes.

10/21/2008 9:56:36 AM

TIP OF THE DAY:

HOLD THE TIP


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10/21/2008 10:04:06 AM

its ok, blind people think they have big dicks too

10/21/2008 10:14:14 AM

10/21/2008 10:48:50 AM

^ lol

10/21/2008 11:16:31 AM

Don't get in a cab in Skopje, Macedonia.

10/21/2008 11:28:08 AM

Don't go in here

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10/21/2008 11:41:21 AM

Do not put a bag of movie theatre popcorn with exta butter on top of your best dress pants.

10/26/2008 1:32:45 PM

dont piss on the electric fence

10/26/2008 1:57:52 PM

keep your expectations of others low

10/26/2008 1:58:28 PM

This election needs more graphs

10/26/2008 1:58:59 PM

Let your wife / GF stick her finger in your ass.

10/26/2008 6:09:58 PM

Shut the Fuck up.

10/26/2008 6:25:18 PM