punchmonk is not pleased

2/10/2008 9:48:04 PM

Huh?

2/10/2008 9:48:38 PM

that's why you should always pee in the bathtub...

2/10/2008 9:50:42 PM

Was this during sex?

2/10/2008 9:50:50 PM

Huh?

2/10/2008 9:51:29 PM

ah yes, pee shudders

why wouldn't she be pleased?

2/10/2008 9:52:28 PM

He probably sprinkled while he tinkled, and did not wipe the seat.

2/10/2008 9:55:10 PM

it would be in good taste to stop the music now.

2/10/2008 9:55:47 PM

^^He was not a sweety.

2/10/2008 9:57:46 PM

this is why i am a proponent of

2/10/2008 9:58:16 PM

2/10/2008 9:59:28 PM

Did you pee on the floor??

2/10/2008 10:00:34 PM

see i really don't like sitting down on the toilet

i've noticed that either when it's hot outside, or i've got a fever, or something of that sort

my balls hang lower, of course

well, they're long enough to dip into the water

and i'm one of those people that flushes like twice because i'm not a fan of seeing my fecal output in the toilet when i get up... and the water that's used to flush it runs over my cawk

2/10/2008 10:00:50 PM

Women are just jealous that they can't stand up pissing.


^What. The. Fuck.

[Edited on February 10, 2008 at 10:01 PM. Reason : ./.]

2/10/2008 10:01:02 PM

Nah. 'Cause then we don't pee all over the place.

[Edited on February 10, 2008 at 10:01 PM. Reason : unlike you fellas]

2/10/2008 10:01:29 PM

Iz gots the aim, b.

2/10/2008 10:02:15 PM

peeing standing up. So overrated.

2/10/2008 10:03:45 PM

too easy

[Edited on February 10, 2008 at 10:04 PM. Reason : ^^^that too]

2/10/2008 10:04:12 PM

^ I'll second that.

[Edited on February 10, 2008 at 10:07 PM. Reason : Forgot the wink.]

2/10/2008 10:06:47 PM

Quote :

"i've noticed that either when it's hot outside, or i've got a fever, or something of that sort my balls hang lower, of course well, they're long enough to dip into the water "

You didn't notice this when you were, say, 10 or 12 years old?

2/10/2008 10:09:41 PM

Quote :

"Nah. 'Cause then we don't pee all over the place."

Actually, I'll debate that. I used to work in a theater and you ladies can really destroy a bathroom.

2/10/2008 10:39:47 PM

^ I currently work at one.

There's not piss all over the place. It's more like paper towels, etc.

[Edited on February 10, 2008 at 10:54 PM. Reason : Also wtf, why would a guy ever clean the women's room?]

2/10/2008 10:53:47 PM

haha, it's where people go to poop--not some sort of sanctum

2/10/2008 10:56:09 PM

two points

1.)

an ad i got in gmail about a year ago

I wonder what it was parsing and decided i needed this




2.)

I've started new habits while peeing

ive realized that i can waddle to the sink, and start doing the other preporatory activities no problem

you can start to floss, but the motion of starting brushing your teeth usually throws off the aim


ok maybe 3

3.)

i pee too much

2/10/2008 10:58:00 PM

2/10/2008 11:02:19 PM

LOL

2/11/2008 7:38:02 AM

2/11/2008 8:14:37 AM

Quote :

"peeing standing up. So overrated."

The hell you say!

2/11/2008 8:18:14 AM

I used to be jealous of my older brother bc he could pee standing up and so I tried it, I think I was about 4 years old. Peed all down my leg and on the stool that I was using. MOM was not pleased.

2/11/2008 9:33:48 AM

my roommate can piss over his own shoulder

its fucking impressive

2/11/2008 9:38:15 AM

wow, lacking the body control mid shiver huh?

work on that man

2/11/2008 9:38:18 AM

^^I wonder how many times he pissed in his face, hair, or generally all over himself before he perfected that.

2/11/2008 10:19:21 AM

I pee in the shower.

2/11/2008 11:33:54 AM

i pee in your shower.

2/11/2008 1:13:00 PM