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LovedYoMoma
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Facebook anti-rape groups has some "stats" about rapists, one is:
" Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early morning, between 5:00a.m. and 8:30am."


so if you see a guy out between 5am and 8:30am with a pair of scissors, watch out, cuz you're gona get raped

http://ncst.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9877124497&ref=nf

2/10/2008 11:04:30 PM

qntmfred
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good looking out

2/10/2008 11:05:30 PM

pilgrimshoes
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more like still up all night drinking and snorting

2/10/2008 11:05:35 PM

DiamondAce
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Quote :
"with a pair of scissors"


??

Maybe it's cause I'm not a rapist...

2/10/2008 11:05:40 PM

puppy
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so girls, keep your hair short, carry an umbrella, do not do anything that distracts you from your surroundings, do not go out in the morning or at night, and talk to anyone who comes up behind you (yelling is a great idea, especially if you yell I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY!!), and then kick them in the nuts if they grab you.

^to cut clothes off.

2/10/2008 11:12:45 PM

ALkatraz
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Whatever happened to a knife?


Also, thanks for telling me and my rape cohorts what you gals are doing to protect yourselves. Now I can plan around all that stuff.

2/10/2008 11:16:16 PM

AndyMac
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Quote :
"and talk to anyone who comes up behind you (yelling is a great idea, especially if you yell I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY!!),"


One night I was walking back to my dorm room and I was behind this dude and his busted sorostitute girlfriend. All of a sudden he turns around and says "hey man can I help you"


I stop and look around wondering WTF is going on, and I'm like "not unless you want to carry me to my dorm room (I had been drinking a bit)."

Only a minute later did it dawn on me that I was apparently a suspected rapist.

[Edited on February 10, 2008 at 11:21 PM. Reason : ]

2/10/2008 11:20:39 PM

qntmfred
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hey we've all been there amirite lol

2/10/2008 11:21:35 PM

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2/10/2008 11:24:15 PM

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