God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
Did you hide your boner?
Recently I found I was not the only one.
Long ago, when I would be making out with a lady, I would get a boner, and for whatever reason, I thought she might be upset about that (I don't know why). So when we were finished with kissing, I would have to leave the room "clever" so she woudlent see it.
What I would do was crawl away on all fours pretending to be a cat. I would even go as far as saying "meow" as I crawled around the corner to fix myself before I went upstairs.....
Another friend of mine apparently use to pretend he was a monkey while jumped around until he was clear out of the room.
Anyone else? 2/11/2008 1:40:28 PM |