lawl

it updates when its gonna start baking and shit

2/12/2008 7:05:10 PM

hi i'd like a large pepperoni, xtra gps plzkthx.

2/12/2008 7:06:09 PM

"Bradley put your order in the oven at 7:05 PM"

~

[Edited on February 12, 2008 at 7:08 PM. Reason : lol]

2/12/2008 7:08:10 PM

"Bradley sneezed and didn't wash his hands at 7:04"

2/12/2008 7:09:01 PM

Bradley just nutted on your cinnastix 7:08

2/12/2008 7:10:10 PM

I live and die by that pizza tracker

2/12/2008 7:11:03 PM

Quote :

"We packaged your order and placed it in a warm HeatWave™ bag at 7:10 PM"

this pizza is going to taste like ass if it only took 5 min to cook right?



and

Quote :

"Our delivery expert, Michael, left the store with your order at 7:11 PM"

omfg is clark kent's middle name bradley?

oh wait, michael will be delivering

this sonofabitch's name better be michael or i call shenanigans

[Edited on February 12, 2008 at 7:13 PM. Reason : ]

2/12/2008 7:12:09 PM

Pizza Tracker is a load of crap. Its more common to tell the computer that the pizza is out of the door while its still on the rack than it is to accurately tell the computer the status of the pizza.

2/12/2008 7:13:14 PM

"Bradley stopped at a friends house to hit a bowl at 7:14PM"

2/12/2008 7:14:19 PM

Man I wish Gumby's was still around and had this!

With sanitation citations of course !

2/12/2008 7:14:21 PM

2/12/2008 7:16:24 PM

Quote :

"this pizza is going to taste like ass if it only took 5 min to cook right? "

The oven is set for 4min45seconds

2/12/2008 7:16:42 PM

it doesnt take 6 min to get here from that dominos

lies this tracker is




LOL it says it's been delivered...okay

[Edited on February 12, 2008 at 7:18 PM. Reason : ]

2/12/2008 7:17:58 PM

Don't tip him, then be like "Jameson stiffed you at 7:23 PM"

2/12/2008 7:20:00 PM

it tracks the future! it's clock is just slow...

2/12/2008 7:20:42 PM

i left a comment

"Delivered"?.....not really...still waiting

2/12/2008 7:21:10 PM

This thread has evan written all over it

2/12/2008 7:22:45 PM

Next time you order, specify that you don't want Bradley to make it

Bonus points if its Bradley who you're talking to

2/12/2008 7:23:26 PM

Quote :

""Delivered"?.....not really...still waiting"

If there are pizzas that need to be checked out on the computer, they'll check a driver in (even if he just left) so they can check out those pizzas to the driver.

2/12/2008 7:23:59 PM

Quote :

""Bradley stopped at a friends house to hit a bowl at 7:14PM""

aahhahahahahahhaaha

2/12/2008 7:24:39 PM

i couldnt follow that



btw its supposedly michael that is delivering whenever it happens...but i bet its that nigerian dude that always delivers...or the dirka....i dont recall ever answering the door for an american

[Edited on February 12, 2008 at 7:25 PM. Reason : ]

2/12/2008 7:24:58 PM

Quote :

"Michael drove in the same circle for the 3rd time at 7:25PM"

[Edited on February 12, 2008 at 7:26 PM. Reason : most generic names ever.]

2/12/2008 7:26:30 PM

Jameson took a shit at 7:25 and smeared a dirty sanchez onto Michael at 7:28

2/12/2008 7:27:25 PM

Bradley acted on a suicidal urge at 7:29 PM, taking the entire wolfweb with him.

2/12/2008 7:27:38 PM

Quote :

"A critical error has occurred. Pizza Tracker will now close."

2/12/2008 7:29:58 PM

damn this pizza looks magfuckinificent

2/12/2008 7:34:23 PM

well it's a good thing you tracked it then...

2/12/2008 7:35:18 PM

all you do is eat pizza

Mid-twenties now

branch the fuck out

2/12/2008 7:36:15 PM

i make one pizza thread and you assume its all i eat

2/12/2008 7:38:18 PM

Bradley Tea-Bagged your marinara sauce 7:15pm

2/12/2008 7:38:38 PM

Motherfucker you made a Digiorno thread this weekend

Or at least mentioned to ate one at some point in some thread

Oh and you went to Long John Silvers last month, big deal

2/12/2008 7:40:15 PM

i was probly just making fun of brian

2/12/2008 7:40:49 PM

If Brian was at the Sea of Galilee, he'd bitch out Jesus for only making loaves and fishes

2/12/2008 7:42:12 PM

it sure is

2/12/2008 7:46:02 PM

Quote :

"This thread has evan written all over it"

wat

2/12/2008 10:13:45 PM

LOL to this thread

2/12/2008 10:25:57 PM

10/10

2/12/2008 10:39:20 PM

goddamnit i want pizza now

2/12/2008 10:50:20 PM

joe

come over, i've got some pizza

2/12/2008 10:52:29 PM

it'd probably be quicker if i just ordered my own down here in atlanta

im seriously thinking about ordering a stuffed crust pepperoni lovers pizza.

2/12/2008 11:02:21 PM

Quote :

"10/10"

2/12/2008 11:13:37 PM

Michael fell walking down your driveway to the car 7:36 pm

Bradley got caught jacking it by the wash sink 7:32pm

[Edited on February 13, 2008 at 12:52 AM. Reason : not bradley. ]

2/13/2008 12:51:52 AM

lol A+ thread

2/13/2008 12:53:25 AM

hook me up with a slice hoss

2/13/2008 12:57:40 AM

Quote :

"Bradley just nutted on your cinnastix 7:08"

LO Fucking L

2/13/2008 2:42:57 AM