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Str8BacardiL
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after pulling out and very little cum sprays, make the "oh shit" face.

2/15/2008 9:30:55 PM

Yoshiemaster
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how's that job search goin?

2/15/2008 9:31:36 PM

pttyndal
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2/15/2008 9:31:40 PM

Chief
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Hah, now thats a Spray and Pray son!

2/15/2008 9:37:07 PM

LovedYoMoma
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...i dont get it

2/15/2008 9:46:41 PM

miska
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neither will he for awhile

2/15/2008 10:29:25 PM

datman
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hahahahahahaha

2/15/2008 10:38:37 PM

jackleg
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i am also not a virgin

2/15/2008 10:43:33 PM

Snewf
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big ups to birth control

2/15/2008 11:33:06 PM

arcgreek
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a. the pill or one of it's other incarnations
b. the condom
c. snip snip

the pull out is dumb

the hottest sex i've ever had, was with a girl who had been snipped.

2/16/2008 12:55:44 AM

SandSanta
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Juno isn't real.

Kids aren't cute.

2/16/2008 1:01:20 AM

pilgrimshoes
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I don't care if she is on bc, I'm still not busying up in there without a condom.


My #1 goal is no babies. I'm not lookin to beat the odds.

2/16/2008 1:03:29 AM

Snewf
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yeah man but I can't use a condom

I'm catholic

she'll have to get an abortion

2/16/2008 1:05:30 AM

lmnop
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I thought this thread was about posting about one's sex life on tww

2/16/2008 1:06:09 AM

pilgrimshoes
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lol

2/16/2008 1:06:56 AM

Snewf
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I'm serious

I haven't used a condom in like 4 years

because I'm an idiot

2/16/2008 1:08:42 AM

SandSanta
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Nick

you know

that genital herpes you gave me a while back is working out swell.

2/16/2008 1:13:59 AM

Snewf
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no genital herpes for me

I went to the doctor recently

2/16/2008 1:25:15 AM

SandSanta
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hmmmm

Well that certainly makes things interesting.

2/16/2008 1:25:55 AM

Snewf
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yeah I'm pretty happy

I was definitely pressing my luck for a minute there

2/16/2008 1:43:21 AM

lewoods
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Quote :
"I don't care if she is on bc, I'm still not busying up in there without a condom.


My #1 goal is no babies. I'm not lookin to beat the odds."


yeah, look at the stats on birth control pills with "average use" and they are pretty scary! If I were a guy I'm 100% sure I'd wrap it anyway.

2/16/2008 1:58:09 AM

chabnic
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been workin tha interuptus for a year now n so far so goood bitches...














so suck it.

2/16/2008 2:18:01 AM

begonias
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so if you pull out... where/what do you go on?

it seems like extra loads of laundry would be involved

2/16/2008 2:37:33 AM

mawle427
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her face doesn't have to go through the laundry.

2/16/2008 2:54:35 AM

fredbot3000
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just dump it in her ass

2/16/2008 2:59:21 AM

jackleg
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you guys talk about the horror stories of beating the odds. im gonna rant on odds and abortions and where the real dangers lie. fucking the ones you hardly know

to the odds: big deal, i beat the odds once. first or second year out of HS/into college with my GF that carried over from HS. also my first/virginity breaker/CONQUEST/VICTORY!!1 but seriously... i know so many people who have beat the odds, and had the abortions, but who arent willing to admit to it. and im sure all you ladies and a lot of you guys out there know how quick a girl is to sell out to their boyfriend those "friends" of hers who beat the odds.

back to the odds. based on the odds, i really doubt i beat them that badly. basically depends if its 99.9% or 99.99% or 99.999999999% or whatever the condom odds are though whether i technically beat them. but at age 29 with the amount of "serious" relationships ive been in, i'd imagine that it stops being about the odds at some point. granted, i was like 18-19 when i beat the odds, so i probably did beat the odds then.. but i think its evened out to average over a nice time frame for data collection

honest about the odds: actually since that relationship ended like 8, 9 years ago i have rarely used one (because of BC and trusting where i put my dong). no problems since. but doesnt matter if youre like me and tend to have a girlfriend for a number of years, or you have a different girl every month for a few years, or whatever. 100, 200, 300, 400, they add up fast. dont know the exact odds but even with 99.5%, you're pushing those odds in a year easily. unless my math is just totally off in my head. 99.5% is 199 out of 200, right?

my rule: basically my rule is that not knowing her abortion policy and having it match yours... thats about as unprotected as you can get i guess that sounds bad to some people, but my non-scientific research has shown that most of the oddbreakers will toss it in an instant, and their biggest regret is that someone will find out.

so there, have some words. i know lots of people will verify it. especially on the good ole anonymous internet

2/16/2008 3:18:30 AM

jackleg
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yeah thats really a 3am math thing that can probably be torn apart. im less sure of it the more i read it. im just thinking:

effectivity:
99% = 99 out of 100, 1 of 100 = bad
99.5 = 99.5 out of 100, 199 of 200, 995 of 1000, 0.5 out of 100 bad, 1 of 200 bad, 5 of 1000 bad
99.9% = 999 out of 1000, 1 of 1000 = bad

etc

but im probably missing some big dumb thing thats obvious. either way the last point was the main point. cause shit happens. time to read some other thread and think about funny shit

2/16/2008 3:26:58 AM

ThePeter
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wat

2/16/2008 3:30:34 AM

beatsunc
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Quote :
"even with 99.5%, you're pushing those odds in a year easily."


jackleg the pill is 99% effective per year if she takes it everyday.....

2/16/2008 5:53:31 AM

colter
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lol @ leg

2/16/2008 7:33:24 AM

wdprice3
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2/16/2008 7:48:58 AM

wakwak
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^wat.....

so im a sitting beside wdprice3 in the computer lab... and I pose the above question...

the answer I got was NOT wat was expected

[Edited on February 16, 2008 at 9:00 AM. Reason : WOW]

[Edited on February 16, 2008 at 9:01 AM. Reason : welcome to my failboat... even with a damn insert user button i fail...]

2/16/2008 8:59:35 AM

wdprice3
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^stfu & gtfo n00b

2/16/2008 11:36:23 AM

Mr. Joshua
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The last time that I had a one night stand I was too drunk for sex.

The next day I woke up and went at it with her. For some reason I lasted about 30 seconds then sprayed on her. Then I looked at her and said "I don't have to impress you."

She never called me back.

2/16/2008 11:47:42 AM

NC86
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^ lol



in those cases, you always give her a fake name.

2/16/2008 11:49:13 AM

datman
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in the case of that baby, you are not the father

2/16/2008 12:18:06 PM

Slave Famous
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I'm the pull out master

Timing is every thing

Get it just right and its Look Ma, No Hands!

2/16/2008 12:21:12 PM

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2/16/2008 1:45:52 PM

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