qntmfred retired 40639 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.marryyourpet.com
Quote : | "Please note that by marrying your pet he/she may be entitled to half your house and all your income. You are not allowed to mistreat your pet in any way. You cannot make him pick up your pants, put up with your nostril hair or use him as a general dogsbody - even if he is indeed a dog. You may not get excessively fat. You may not embarrass your pet at any time. Marriage is for life* or until your contract expires. For further details see full terms and conditions.
*You are not allowed to take the life of your pet." |
2/15/2008 10:12:25 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
*Goes to get Mr. Twinklepuss* 2/15/2008 10:15:28 PM |
DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "She's just so warm and snuggly and she vibrates when she's happy!" |
A pussy vibrator. 2/15/2008 10:19:19 PM |
qntmfred retired 40639 Posts user info edit post |
2/15/2008 10:58:42 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
cool ive just reaffirmed that the website i made the other night looks good . i made it for my cousin and was hoping it looked fancy enough for her business. 2/15/2008 11:03:39 PM |
puppy All American 8888 Posts user info edit post |
I'd marry my pet, however she is female. Does the pet have to be the opposite gender, or can we be gay? 2/15/2008 11:04:09 PM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
http://message_topic.aspx?topic=514680 2/15/2008 11:06:12 PM |
ShawnaC123 2019 Egg Champ 46681 Posts user info edit post |
This is funny, I'm always talking about marrying my dog. 2/16/2008 2:26:39 AM |
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2/16/2008 9:01:06 AM |