again.

Twas a good night.

2/17/2008 11:54:37 AM

I hate it when I do that

2/17/2008 11:55:45 AM

I've gotten into this habit lately of getting wasted Friday and Saturday, sleeping fully dressed and not showering until Monday morning.

Obviously I'm not getting laid.

2/17/2008 11:57:53 AM

that sucks, b.

2/17/2008 11:58:18 AM

i thought there would be a picture of you after being violated by a box of sharpies.

2/17/2008 11:58:48 AM

^ I've actually never been that guy.

Go talk to GroundZero.

2/17/2008 12:00:07 PM

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"i thought there would be a picture of you after being violated by a box of sharpies. "

2/17/2008 12:00:18 PM

it's illegal so sleep with your shoes on in Tulsa

2/17/2008 12:01:25 PM

I can't stand even sleeping with socks on

2/17/2008 12:01:51 PM

It leaves me ready to go to Bojangles in the morning. I'm the navy SEALS of drunkenness.

2/17/2008 12:04:17 PM

i got drawn on once.

we came back from a party to my friend's apartment and she and her friends to in her room to freshen up cuz we were gunna go to another party right after.....

well i sat on the couch and started watchin that Keanu Reeves baseball movie and i fell asleep....

woke up after being drawn to shreads.... i had sharpie alllll over me.

face, ears, neck, arms, chest, ass, feet, shins.....


glad i deleted the pictures the next morning from all their cameras

2/17/2008 12:10:07 PM

Quote :

"i thought there would be a picture of you after being violated by a box of sharpies."

2/17/2008 12:30:49 PM

i sleep with my coat or hoodie on sometimes cause its easier to snuggle

2/17/2008 12:35:09 PM

I just pass out sitting up fully dressed. I go on standby.

2/17/2008 12:41:35 PM

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"I just pass out sitting up fully dressed. I go on standby."

ahahahaha



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2/17/2008 12:44:11 PM

lol

2/17/2008 12:44:39 PM

i slept naked last night....................it was a great night

2/17/2008 2:17:04 PM

Ive got a pretty awesome talent of being able to sleep in a chair, through the night, holding a beer bottle.

With a sample size of about 50, and not a single spill, its nearing a profession.

2/17/2008 2:32:09 PM

My old roommate used to get out of bed to piss when he was drunk. He would sit down because he was too shithoused to aim well. I would always walk in the next morning and find him passed out sitting on the toilet with his face in his hands.

2/17/2008 2:45:19 PM

I managed to get my clothes off before bed

2/17/2008 2:46:05 PM

^^ sometimes i am so shitfaced that im too dizzy to fall asleep

other times im just so tired but its not because im that fucked up

2/17/2008 4:32:48 PM

one of my friends' wife now makes a distinct point to get up every time he gets up drunk to go piss, while in his own house.

after standing at the top of the stairs and pissing down the hardwood stairs 5 times, she gets up with him



[Edited on February 17, 2008 at 4:34 PM. Reason : e]

2/17/2008 4:33:54 PM

I don't drink

2/17/2008 6:28:11 PM

You should try it.

2/17/2008 6:41:57 PM

don't listen to him,


don't drink.

2/17/2008 6:42:26 PM

Heed me.

2/17/2008 6:43:35 PM

I ate Zaxby's freedom fries out of the trash can last night.

2/28/2008 3:25:32 PM

Of the three times I've eaten dog food, twice was while I was wasted

2/28/2008 3:26:40 PM

Quote :

"I can't stand even sleeping with socks on"

troo

2/28/2008 3:27:08 PM

i've slept with a bridesmaid dress and shoes on before...

needless to say, it was a good night

2/28/2008 3:28:09 PM

must not have been that great if the dress was still on

2/28/2008 3:28:41 PM

No matter how drunk I am, the first thing I do when I get home is get naked. My shoes are usually off before I come home from where ever I am (assuming it's an 'outing' and not just drinkng somewhere randomly) because by the end of the night, heels are a bitch

2/28/2008 3:29:13 PM

^^^ haha, yeah I remember that night. We were wasted.

thanks for cooking breakfast btw

[Edited on February 28, 2008 at 3:29 PM. Reason : moar arrows]

2/28/2008 3:29:33 PM

i couldn't figure out how to get my dress off, that was my problem

2/28/2008 3:29:44 PM

i've slept with only my shoes on before...

if that counts for anything

2/28/2008 3:30:02 PM

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" slept naked last night....................it was a great night "

I can't do that, i always end up playing with myself

2/28/2008 3:30:43 PM

^^hahaha....that takes skill right there....

[Edited on February 28, 2008 at 3:31 PM. Reason : ]

2/28/2008 3:30:54 PM

Quote :

"Of the three times I've eaten dog food, twice was while I was wasted"

I ate a whole bag of Paul Newman's peanut butter flavored dog treats once because I was too drunk to drive to the Teeter.

Needless to say I didn't get laid that night.

2/28/2008 3:31:59 PM

I'd sleep with cleats on if I was married

[Edited on February 28, 2008 at 3:32 PM. Reason : ^the dog beef jerky is actually not bad...a lot like human beef jerky, just poorer quality meat]

2/28/2008 3:32:07 PM

Last night I slept with my boots on again,
one cut on my forehead and one my chin,
on the hard old floor with nothin to cover up with.
You got me real good, girl, and I must admit,
you pack purty mean punch for such a pretty little dish.
And it's a shame to know most folks don't ever know love like this.

2/28/2008 3:32:59 PM

Look, we don't have to take our clothes off.

We can have a good time

2/28/2008 3:34:46 PM

^^

[Edited on February 28, 2008 at 3:36 PM. Reason : i guess it would work for ^ too]

2/28/2008 3:35:42 PM

on my 21st birthday one of the guys that went out with me passed out under a table in the study room and wrapped up with a piece of plexi-glass cause he was cold...

2/28/2008 3:36:21 PM

i sleep in rollerskates almost every night

2/28/2008 3:40:21 PM

Order up.

2/28/2008 3:40:41 PM

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"Look, we don't have to take our clothes off. We can have a good time"

Ironic that Jermaine Stewart, the guy who sang that, went on to die of AIDS.

2/28/2008 3:41:25 PM

^^^^^ DBT is coming to Asheville in March. I'll be there

2/28/2008 3:42:14 PM

^^oooo.....sick burn


^me too! what are the chances of that?

2/28/2008 3:43:03 PM

march what, march what? i wonder if i could get anyone to go with me from here.

2/28/2008 3:44:59 PM

I also fell asleep with AC/DC Plug Me In in the DVD player so I got to wake up to that.

2/28/2008 3:46:02 PM