im juror 184, wtf, how can they possible need that many jurors,

anyone know what the deal is, im supposed to be there tomorrow at 9am

2/18/2008 2:49:29 AM

just go say some real racist shit and you get passed.

2/18/2008 2:51:32 AM

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"just go say some real racist shit and you get passed."

this never fails

2/18/2008 2:55:51 AM

for real, im gonna say i like to commit crimes, and im like a gang leader or something

2/18/2008 2:56:20 AM

naaaah don't go that far

don't be obvious about it

just kind of drop hints during conversation

if you're obvious about it they'll either a) know you're faking it, or b) think you're signal 96

2/18/2008 2:57:12 AM

now would be a good time to purchase a judge dredd costume

2/18/2008 2:58:26 AM

also, dont forget to tell them you are judge, jury, and executioner

2/18/2008 2:59:41 AM

I'm here and ready to fry some nigger


Needless to say, I didn't make the final cut.






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2/18/2008 3:02:08 AM

how did you not come of with an excuse before tonight

2/18/2008 3:05:51 AM

LMFAO I missed doc rambo's post.

[Edited on February 18, 2008 at 3:07 AM. Reason : hahaha]

2/18/2008 3:07:06 AM

How about you do your civic duty and be a member of a jury if you are found eligible?

2/18/2008 3:18:40 AM

^don't bring that fail up in here

2/18/2008 3:19:04 AM

what am I talking about? None of YOU PEOPLE are my peers...

2/18/2008 3:20:12 AM

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"How about you do your civic duty and be a member of a jury if you are found eligible?"

The gay kid brings up an interesting point.

2/18/2008 3:21:37 AM

lol


but seriously, I would like to have a (presumably) college educated, reading and writing capable person on my jury if I were ever tried for a crime. I have been to jury duty and seen some of the alternatives.

2/18/2008 3:24:02 AM

2/18/2008 3:24:37 AM

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"but seriously, I would like to have a (presumably) college educated, reading and writing capable person on my jury if I were ever tried for a crime. I have been to jury duty and seen some of the alternatives."

But if this person didn't realize this on his own, would you still want him on a jury?

2/18/2008 3:31:22 AM

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"but seriously, I would like to have a (presumably) college educated, reading and writing capable person on my jury if I were ever tried for a crime."

unfortunately, these are the very people that are smart enough to get out of jury duty

2/18/2008 3:32:29 AM

^^ yes.

^ inorite?

2/18/2008 3:35:00 AM

terrible experience. they let us out for lunch and i dipped, i hope i dont get arrested

2/18/2008 3:14:43 PM

no just heavily fined

2/18/2008 3:16:59 PM

wait...you got selected, and you peaced?


they will notice that...

2/18/2008 3:18:25 PM

no we all just sat there from 9am till lunch at 2pm, and there were 200 of us waiting for only 3 trials
so the chance of my name being called and them noticing was very slim

*crosses fingers*

2/18/2008 3:22:19 PM

^ You'll be tasting grape jelly soon.

2/18/2008 3:35:06 PM

^ lol

2/18/2008 5:24:56 PM

haha my last jury duty was freaking awesome...showed up like 40 minutes late and was like "whatever bitch i aint doing it" and they were like "ok sir"....i was like yeah thats what i thought ho

2/18/2008 5:26:52 PM

the weird thing was when i got to the courthouse, the basement is full of african americans
i get to the 6th floor jury lounge, like 99% white,
i'd like to see their criteria for picking the jury

2/18/2008 11:39:11 PM

don't let all the stupid people get on the jury. that's why oj was found innocent.

2/18/2008 11:43:07 PM

I didn't actually have to serve mine. I really wanted to, though.

2/18/2008 11:43:22 PM

I saw a documentary about this sort of thing. Tell the judge you're in the Madden challenge for $100,000. I think they sequester you with Rachel Weisz when you do that.

2/18/2008 11:44:09 PM

jury of your peers, 1950s style....

2/18/2008 11:44:58 PM

Its like a catfish doin the backstroke in the shallow end of the kiddie pool. Hey Ray! Yo Bro!. NOT GUILTY!!!!!

2/18/2008 11:50:01 PM

i always wanted jury duty!!! now i don't think i'll ever get called. apparently lawyers (though i may never be one if i do not survive law school) like never get called because they want "average" citizens on juries. and apparently lawyers will know too much. sad!

2/18/2008 11:52:40 PM

I was called into jury duty the month after i turned 18. While there I was selected to serve on the grand jury for the next however many months it was...

I thought it was fun.

2/18/2008 11:53:34 PM

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"How about you do your civic duty and be a member of a jury if you are found eligible?"

2/18/2008 11:55:05 PM

actually it would have been really cool to actually do the jury duty
like debating in the back room about the verdict,
it woulda been so phat

2/19/2008 12:29:00 AM