How do you like yours? Coming off to the top of the roll, or out from under the bottom?

On that note, what's your favorite? Cottonelle Ripples w/Aloe FTW!

2/18/2008 11:07:30 PM

stolen from meredith college

2/18/2008 11:08:15 PM

hhahah

tdub's killing it tonight.

2/18/2008 11:08:41 PM

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"Cottonelle Ripples w/Aloe FTW!"

2/18/2008 11:08:46 PM

Over the top, just like the academy award nominated Stallone film.

2/18/2008 11:09:25 PM

i go off the top.

i like Charmin.

2/18/2008 11:09:40 PM

Quote :

"Aloe FTW!"

2/18/2008 11:09:49 PM

i dont care

2/18/2008 11:10:10 PM

^ you don't wipe your ass.

2/18/2008 11:10:19 PM

who cares over or under...

just has to be ridiculously soft...

2/18/2008 11:10:38 PM

I got real tired of that stuff in the dorms awhile ago. I think it's compressed corrugated cardboard. That stuff = ass rape if you have to wipe a lot.

2/18/2008 11:10:48 PM

over the top.


and the only appropriate use of dorm tp is for decorating trees after big football/basketball wins.

2/18/2008 11:11:52 PM

i was gonna say Food Lion 1 ply. but i felt this thread was going in a serious direction.

i was sadly mistaken.

2/18/2008 11:12:25 PM

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"and the only appropriate use of dorm tp is for decorating trees after big football/basketball wins."

or when the power goes out.

2/18/2008 11:13:08 PM

Over the top; plain scott

2/18/2008 11:15:57 PM

i like mine hangin off trees, but our revenue sports are barely of the quality to wipe my ass with

2/18/2008 11:16:42 PM

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"you don't wipe your ass."

how does me not caring whether it is over or under translate to me not wiping my ass?

2/18/2008 11:17:12 PM

what the heck do you need aloe for? If it burns to piss, you might want to get that checked out instead of buying special toilet paper.

2/18/2008 11:20:03 PM

^^heh, that was meant for joie, but i left it because i was lazy


sorry you took offense.

[Edited on February 18, 2008 at 11:20 PM. Reason : jfd]

2/18/2008 11:20:12 PM

over the top, anything else is just wrong.

2/18/2008 11:36:22 PM

under the bottom. It's easier to get off the roll that way.

2/18/2008 11:47:45 PM

TóiletPaper

2/18/2008 11:51:35 PM

Over the top, plain scott.

What's the point of fancy paper? It's all going down the shitter anyway. If it hurts your butt you need to seriously reevaluate what sort of person you have become and/or see a dermatologist about that skin problem.

2/18/2008 11:53:39 PM

my friend told me tonight that his weirdo dad had bidets installed in all the bathrooms in his house

2/18/2008 11:54:32 PM

Quote :

"Toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion?!??!?!?!"

2/18/2008 11:56:08 PM

^ I was actually looking for that quote too. Good stuff, haha.

2/18/2008 11:59:45 PM

over the top dammit
when it's under you have to hunt for the end

2/18/2008 11:59:53 PM

NEVER use TP on a military base, that shit is like sandpaper.

Anyway, what did people do before toilet paper? walk around with a dirty ass? that would stink so fuckin bad

2/19/2008 1:00:24 AM

they would wipe with their left hand

thats why you shake hands with your right

2/19/2008 1:06:16 AM

people that go from under the roll piss me off

2/19/2008 1:52:04 AM

^What does that even mean?


I'm not hip to any of the lingo being thrown in this thread.

2/19/2008 2:33:48 AM

2/19/2008 2:38:49 AM

^^
http://magicpork.com/2006/08/29/proper-loading-of-toilet-paper-dispenser/


I dont really care which way, but I will tell you I really hate 2-ply.

[Edited on February 19, 2008 at 2:57 AM. Reason : ]

2/19/2008 2:57:43 AM

^^^ that is, the paper should come off from the TOP of the roll when it is on the roller

NOT the bottom

2/21/2008 12:24:08 AM

i take rolls from Daniels Hall.

those industrial sized ones last for forever.

2/21/2008 12:29:25 AM

that's not at all ethical.

2/21/2008 12:35:17 AM

Quote :

"stolen from meredith college"

ha! but that stuff is really REALLY crappy!

2/21/2008 12:42:53 AM

Must come off the top . . . I flip it around if it is coming off the bottom . . . even if it is at someone elses house Don't really care about the brand, just something soft and 2 ply. Have Cottonelle Ultra atm.


My biggest problem with tp is just the general mounting place for the dispenser. In public bathrooms they always seem to put the dispenser so that shit is just below leg level and the damn thing gets in the way of me sitting comfortably on the toilet. And holders in houses always seem to be in some wierd ass place where you have to stretch or contort yourself to reach it. It's easier to just hold it in your hand and unwrap it than deal with that shit.

2/21/2008 12:55:49 AM

bitch bitch bitch bitch.

2/21/2008 12:57:00 AM