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" NEW YORK - A man was charged with withdrawing $2 million from an account after a bank confused him with a man who has the same name. ADVERTISEMENT Benjamin Lovell was arraigned Tuesday on grand larceny charges. The 48-year-old salesman said he tried to tell officials at Commerce Bank in December that he did not have a $5 million account. He says he was told it was his and he could withdraw the money. Prosecutors said the bank — which advertises itself as America's Most Convenient Bank — confused Lovell with a Benjamin Lovell who works for a property management company. The lesser-funded Lovell gave away some of the withdrawn money and blew some of it on gifts, but lost much of it on bad investments, prosecutors said. The district attorney's office did not immediately have information on his lawyer. Calls left with"

Geez, some people... Bad investments are probably antiques and blow.

2/20/2008 4:21:47 PM

10/10

2/20/2008 4:24:43 PM

damn, this seemed like an awesome story too!

2/20/2008 4:25:50 PM

lol. 10/10

2/20/2008 4:29:06 PM

I think the title actually happened recently ... I heard about it on the radio this morning. Except they said it was a shark. He (reportedly) gouged out its eyes.

2/20/2008 4:30:00 PM

2/20/2008 4:31:08 PM

ZOMG LUL

2/20/2008 4:31:26 PM

I just don't know who to trust anymore.

2/20/2008 4:34:55 PM

oh damn

11/10

gg

2/20/2008 4:37:11 PM

^^It's that Damn Brian McKnight again.

and gouging out a shark's eyes pales in comparison to cutting a door in a whale for your escape.

[Edited on February 20, 2008 at 4:39 PM. Reason : +]

2/20/2008 4:38:49 PM

No, I only heard part of the story. It attacked him once and he got the eyes, then it attacked him again, and he did something with a knife. But, granted, it probably wasn't cutting a door in it.

2/20/2008 4:41:46 PM

HAHAHHA

[Edited on February 20, 2008 at 4:43 PM. Reason : ahhhhhh dave]

2/20/2008 4:42:55 PM

remember this part?

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"man swallowed by whale, frees himself with knife"

yeah, you lied to me paerabol. i hope you can't sleep because of this

2/20/2008 5:21:14 PM

hahah. lol.

10/10

2/20/2008 5:23:43 PM

2/20/2008 5:26:23 PM

^lol that's what I thought of too.

2/20/2008 5:28:14 PM

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"It's that Damn Brian McKnight again."

funny story - my middle name is bryan. no relation.

and...wat?

[Edited on February 20, 2008 at 5:34 PM. Reason : one . too many]

2/20/2008 5:34:22 PM

GESUNDHEIT!

2/21/2008 2:09:50 PM

11/10

2/21/2008 2:10:29 PM

someone broke the K, L, and Ctrl keys off my laptop at the bar last night...fucking dammit

2/21/2008 3:37:56 PM

Shake that whale.

2/25/2008 5:53:45 AM