Please to stop running in front of my patrol car, KTHNX. I drive the crown vic of cute critter death.

Official Body Count

Baby Deer=1
Rabbit=2
Bird=1
Squirrel=1

2/23/2008 1:18:00 AM

i'm not sure i'd call a baby deer a critter =[

2/23/2008 1:18:30 AM

a killer?

you're a disgrace to the uniform

turn in your Mall badge and gun

2/23/2008 1:19:16 AM

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"good job murderer"

2/23/2008 1:22:57 AM

*thump thump*

2/23/2008 1:26:01 AM

2/23/2008 1:30:09 AM

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"Please to stop running in front of my patrol car, KTHNX. I drive the crown vic of cute critter death. Official Body Count Baby Deer=1 Rabbit=2 Bird=1 Squirrel=1"

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"*thump thump*"

DELIVERED 10/10

2/23/2008 1:39:36 AM

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"you're a disgrace to the uniform turn in your Mall badge and gun"

2/23/2008 1:42:40 AM

i reckon if they were satanic woodland critters its ok

2/23/2008 1:50:45 AM

hahaha

2/23/2008 2:27:45 AM

BLOOD ORGY!

2/23/2008 4:15:18 AM

youre a cop in the most wildlife unfriendly county in the country, you better get used to it or make some mods or something, cause its gonna get worse. the whole species will be out in the roads homeless by 2020.

2/23/2008 4:18:00 AM

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You read my mind.

2/23/2008 7:17:33 AM

Im going to start selling fresh game meat when Im not on calls, make some more $texas

2/23/2008 7:36:25 AM

The other night I saw a cop on Lake Wheeler dragging a dead deer off the road

TWW spottings????

2/23/2008 9:39:26 AM

did you pee in their eye sockets?

2/23/2008 10:26:28 AM