I could use a few people who are good at this

2/25/2008 8:53:14 PM

porquoi?

2/25/2008 8:53:44 PM

Two coins equal thirty cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the coins?

2/25/2008 8:53:59 PM

^ lol

2/25/2008 8:54:27 PM

if a chinese person looks at the sun do they squint their eyes?

2/25/2008 8:54:41 PM

Riddle me this, riddle me that, who's afraid of the big black bat?




Ok, I stole that one from Batman Forever.

2/25/2008 8:55:48 PM

what's red and white and red and white and red and white and sucks


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this thread

2/25/2008 8:56:40 PM

It's also grey.

2/25/2008 8:57:47 PM

that's just darkish white

2/25/2008 8:58:30 PM

An airplane pilot whose last name is King is always amazed to see the shock on his passengers faces whenever someone greets him with his full name while on the plane.
What is King's first name?

[Edited on February 25, 2008 at 9:04 PM. Reason : V no]

2/25/2008 8:58:52 PM

is it . . pilot?

2/25/2008 9:02:06 PM

Captain?

2/25/2008 9:08:29 PM

crash?

2/25/2008 9:09:06 PM

Sodomy?

2/25/2008 9:09:47 PM

Someone say sodomy?

2/25/2008 9:10:23 PM

^Put my name as your status.

2/25/2008 9:11:24 PM

worst. riddle. ever.

2/25/2008 9:12:21 PM

Crash.

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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

2/25/2008 9:13:02 PM

If a Stealth Bomber crashes in the woods and no one sees it...does it make a sound?

2/25/2008 9:17:36 PM

Hi, Jack King

2/25/2008 9:18:24 PM

lamest riddle ever

[Edited on February 25, 2008 at 9:20 PM. Reason : fuck it]

2/25/2008 9:19:11 PM

for the pilot thing i was thinking "Fuhh"

2/25/2008 9:21:26 PM

"chill out" ?

2/25/2008 9:23:26 PM

his first name could be cock-gobbler and that'd be pretty shocking. it's a dumb riddle. somebody noticed that hi, jack king = hijacking and tried to make a joke of it, but didn't know how. probably because you can't make a joke from something that's not even remotely funny.

you lose. good day sir.

[Edited on February 25, 2008 at 9:26 PM. Reason : be]

2/25/2008 9:25:58 PM

^ Please enlighten us, oh Lord of the Riddles. Since my "lame" riddle has obviously frustrated you because you couldn't figure it out, I'd like to hear some of your own material or simply just material of an un-"lame" caliber.

2/25/2008 9:33:51 PM

GOD wins. he created women >.<

2/25/2008 9:35:18 PM

lawl

2/25/2008 9:35:33 PM

A farmer has 3 things. A fox, a chicken and some feed. The fox cant be left with the chicken (fox eats chicken) and the chicken cannot be left with the feed (chicken eats feed). Since his boat can only take one at a time, how can the farmer get these three across a river to the other side without a problem?

2/25/2008 9:42:19 PM

there are two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks behind two ducks, and two ducks beside two ducks. what's the least amount of ducks where this would all hold true?

throw the fox and the chicken in the river, boat the feed across and the two swim to the other side.

seriously though, x = fox, c = chicken, f = feed

1: xcf_____
2: xf_____c take the chicken
3: x__c___f go back, take the feed, bring back the chicken
4: c_____xf leave the chicken, take the fox
5: _____xcf ......
6: _____$$$ profit

[Edited on February 25, 2008 at 10:05 PM. Reason : ]

2/25/2008 9:58:43 PM

if an electric train is running north to south and the wind is blowing east to west... which way will the smoke blow?

2/25/2008 10:00:32 PM

^ lame. no smoke.

2/25/2008 10:01:34 PM

yeah, it's all i got

easier when read, because you can see it...

[Edited on February 25, 2008 at 10:02 PM. Reason : harder to get when spoken]

2/25/2008 10:02:20 PM

^^^^Chicken and fox cant swim. They must ride the boat

2/25/2008 10:04:44 PM

4 ducks?

2/25/2008 10:08:19 PM

2/25/2008 10:09:35 PM

^^^^^^Victory sir

2/25/2008 10:09:36 PM

casummer you have solved my riddle!

2/25/2008 11:24:19 PM

Take the chicken across, come back for the feed

take the feed across and take the chicken back to the other side with you to get the fox

leave the chicken and take the fox to be with the feed

go back for the chicken....


w1nz

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 12:21 AM. Reason : damn, I missed the boat on that one, lol]

2/26/2008 12:20:59 AM

Why would the farmer be carrying a fox around?

2/26/2008 12:55:12 AM

Quote :

"who's good at coming up with riddles?"

I like to



here's a classic, though:

Quote :

"After playing some baseball one afternoon, three brothers returned home and were stopped by their grandmother. She noticed that all three boys had some dirt on each of their foreheads, so she said, "Boys, I want you to raise your hand if you see any dirt on the forehead of either of your brothers." All three boys raised their hands. She then said, "If any of you can prove, by reason alone, whether or not you have dirt on your forehead, speak up and tell me your reasoning." After a moment, one of the boys spoke up and explained how he arrived at the conclusion that he did, in fact, have dirt on his forehead. What was his reasoning?"

2/26/2008 4:05:30 AM

The UNC team is snowed in at an airport the night before a tournament game. How do they make it there without an airplane?


































































They all get on Tyler Hansborough's back and he travels.

2/26/2008 9:13:04 AM

^
lame jokes != riddles

Quote :

"who's good at coming up with riddles?"

do you mean "riddles" like clever mystery/what-am-I poems?

cause if so, I'm not good at coming up with those

I prefer most other types of puzzles



heres a word puzzle I just came up with:


take the name of a fairly common flower

remove one letter

and rearrange the remaining letters to form a very common food

now remove the first two letters of that food

and reverse the order of the remaining letters

to form another very common food

what are these three things?

2/26/2008 10:17:49 AM

Yeah I'm definitely never gonna solve that without any type of hint.

2/26/2008 10:22:50 AM

rose
ros
s


Ros and s aren't foods!

2/26/2008 11:47:36 AM

megan good solves the riddle of my cummin' up every night



[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 11:53 AM. Reason : x]

2/26/2008 11:48:41 AM

riddles you say?

2/26/2008 11:59:46 AM

The Transporter is

2/26/2008 12:02:19 PM

so there is this plane, on this treadmill....

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 12:07 PM. Reason : ]

2/26/2008 12:07:03 PM

^Ooh. Oooh. I know!

It takes off because the pilot's name is Jack King?

2/26/2008 12:42:02 PM

bttt

3/2/2008 10:07:29 PM