becasue it doesnt rain in the kitchen

2/26/2008 12:41:52 AM

lol

2/26/2008 12:42:22 AM

never gonna run around and desert you


never gonna make you cry, never gonna say good bye

2/26/2008 12:42:34 AM

Whats black and white and read all over?

2/26/2008 12:43:25 AM

why don't women ski?

there's no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen.

2/26/2008 12:43:29 AM

ohhhhhh ok i got one


why do women piss sitting down


cause they spend all their time standing in the kitchen...get it? they stand in the kitchen cooking all the time

2/26/2008 12:44:23 AM

Why aren't women funny?

(This is a serious question)

2/26/2008 12:58:07 AM

harr harr.. honestly, I never use umbrellas cause they're a waste of time and money.

2/26/2008 2:11:32 AM

i personally adhere to the philosophy that a man doesn't use an umbrella.

you know, for w/e that's worth.

2/26/2008 2:13:44 AM

you guys are stupid

2/26/2008 2:14:54 AM

what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?


NOTHIN ya'll ready told her TWICE.

2/26/2008 2:15:35 AM

it rains in my kitchen




















RAINS SAMMICHES

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 2:21 AM. Reason : ]

2/26/2008 2:20:41 AM