dude is all about talking in his sleep

"thats where the big bucks are down there"

"well, i dont agree with that at all"

"im gonna get blow jobs here all the time"

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 2:57 AM. Reason : osnap]

2/26/2008 2:56:36 AM

wat

2/26/2008 2:57:27 AM

"DevilWolf why did you suck on my dick?"

2/26/2008 2:58:14 AM

thats all within the past five minutes

cant wait for more

2/26/2008 2:58:24 AM

haha this just in

"jsut stick your finger in my ass"

and

"bitch i dont like you either, i will throw your ass on this fire"

2/26/2008 3:00:13 AM

must have been watching some porn before he dozed off

2/26/2008 3:01:55 AM

actually it was the golden girls

2/26/2008 3:02:36 AM

my wife was obviously pissed off at me one night b/c as I came to bed, she was mumbling something and I asked her wtf she said and she repeated "just go sit over there on that box before it explodes."

2/26/2008 3:17:50 AM

gilfs

2/26/2008 3:20:19 AM

I had a roommate years ago who when I got up to go to the bathroom, he sat straight up in bed and said the word "sunshine". Then he fell back down onto his pillow.

I was like wtf, and backed up out of there.

2/26/2008 3:20:42 AM

"just trying to connect, thats the story of my life man, literally"

2/26/2008 3:23:30 AM

My girlfriend lived in Avent Ferry on the bottom floor her freshman year and her roommate would talk in her sleep. One night she took it a step further and sleepwalked. She "woke up" at 5:30 am thinking she was late for her class and started hurriedly throwing on clothes and ran out the door. My girlfriend tried to get her to come back inside, but she wouldn't listen. Finally my girlfriend had to lie to her and tell her that class had been cancelled that day so she would come back inside.

2/26/2008 3:26:45 AM

haha
One of my friends got up one night and went to the door, which had a shitload of purses hanging on it, and proceeded to rip all of them off the door saying something about how she had to get to "the others".

2/26/2008 3:40:57 AM

haha statered, i've done that before. (gotten up and gotten and gotten ready thinking I was late) (it was 7pm instead of 7am)(I had pulled an all nighter the night before)

2/26/2008 7:30:05 AM

One time the bf started talking to me like I was his boss. He wouldn't leave me alone until I told him where the two trenchers had been sent and so I came up with a typical location from our past conversations (when he'd bitch about work). He mumbled something like "Oh, ok, I'll get up with [so-and-so] and see how the transmission is working out".

Oh yeah, and another time he rolled over and started smacking the shit out of my head. It took me several minutes to convince him that I did not have snakes crawling all over me.

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 7:35 AM. Reason : .]

2/26/2008 7:34:10 AM

"all the other animals ended up dying because fucking jeff gordon kept throwing the animals down"

2/27/2008 1:40:19 AM

I THOUGHT YOU WERE PRO MATERIAL...TRYING TO MAKE THE BIG BUCKS!

2/27/2008 1:41:12 AM

One of my friends was asleep and woke his girlfriend up during the night. She recalls him murmuring something and then yelling "NIGGER BABIES!" then grumbling and going back to bed.

2/27/2008 1:42:13 AM

my mom used to wake me up in highschool once i told her i would not get up untill she got my sweatpants down from the stop sign

2/27/2008 1:54:03 AM

haha, i had a sleep-talking roommate in college. constant source of entertainment.

2/27/2008 2:38:55 AM

"yeah thats why theres, uh, animals dead, everywhere along the road"

what the fuck is going on in there

2/27/2008 2:41:07 AM

[Very drunk.]

"Goodnight, Tony."

"I'm deep.......... in my THOUGHTS."

2/27/2008 5:53:17 AM

Let's see...I've evidently carried on an IM conversation in my sleep, as well as attempted to continue a paper I was writing. Both of these things happened after I dozed off at the computer but somehow kept typing. I think I occasionally talk in my sleep too; if you catch me just as I'm falling asleep apparently you can hold some very amusing conversations.

My roommate once got up, shaved, and went back to bed without ever actually waking up. He woke up the next morning and wondered why he had a freshly shaved face. Thankfully it was an electric razor...

2/27/2008 9:33:31 AM

This past summer when I was staying in the haunted cabin at camp I slept walked for the 2nd times in my life. I ended up twisting my ankle and woke up not know what the hell I did, until my campers told me that I scared the shit out of them the night before and then I fell down in the floor before I went to bed.


I've also been told that I chant to the devil while I sleep.

2/27/2008 10:51:16 AM

I have been told about some of my sleep conversations. It makes me worry about what kind of things I might have said that were too out there to repeat.

I'm really active in my sleep. I battle people and animals nightly, lol. And I have night terrors. WTF?

2/27/2008 10:52:06 AM

I woke up once in a bathtub...it was dry thank goodness.

2/27/2008 11:50:15 AM

lol

2/27/2008 11:50:48 AM

The was when I was a little kid and our stairs weren't carpeted, but still had the carpet tacks laid for when my dad got around to carpeting.

I would get scared at night and go downstairs to my parents room, and they would wake up in the morning to little bloody footprints...

2/27/2008 11:53:57 AM

sleep talking is fucking awesome

always the best shit is said

and, a lot of it comes off as sounding really important/profound sounding at the time

i think that's were a lot of people's wtf comes from

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 12:01 PM. Reason : .]

2/27/2008 12:00:51 PM

my roommate in high school walked/talked in her sleep

one night she sat up, turned and looked at me and dreamily said, "Today's my birthday!"

I replied "No, dear, it's not your birthday, time to lay down and go to sleep."

She answered "THEN IT'S MY UNBIRTHDAY!!!!" loudly, then immediately fell back asleep

2/27/2008 12:01:20 PM

When I was maybe 4 years old I was awoken by my neighbors three doors down. I rang their doorbell at 5:00 a.m. and asked if their son was home. I was still in my Dukes of Hazzard pajamas.

2/27/2008 1:58:06 PM

LOL at this thread

2/27/2008 2:02:05 PM

I had a roommate in high school that would always get massive boners in the morning

Like his cock wasn't that big but the boners were really intense

You know how sometimes you get a more intense than normal boner, like if you're about to fuck a 10?

His boners were always like that

We use to get these little nerf discs and try to make them land around his cock, it was pretty funny whenever it worked

2/27/2008 2:12:28 PM

so what you are saying is you use to look and play with your roommates boner?

2/27/2008 2:14:37 PM

I only lived with him for one trimester because he was an asshole and listened to Creed


but yeah...I did

2/27/2008 2:16:08 PM

Quote :

"I've also been told that I chant to the devil while I sleep."

2/27/2008 2:17:27 PM

Quote :

""bitch i dont like you either, i will throw your ass on this fire""

Quote :

"must have been watching some porn Conan the Barbarian before he dozed off"

2/27/2008 2:30:38 PM

2/27/2008 2:36:54 PM

Quote :

"sleep talking is fucking awesome always the best shit is said and, a lot of it comes off as sounding really important/profound sounding at the time i think that's were a lot of people's wtf comes from"

Yeah, my bf was always worried that he had said something mean or retarded to me in his sleep, which he never did. He'd always asked what he said afterwards in what sounded like a defensive voice.

2/27/2008 3:09:56 PM

My freshman year, my roommate's girlfriend was over spending the night with him. In the middle of the night I hear my roommate exclaim "OWW, my fucking hand, it Stings!! Owww!!!"

At first I was like and then I was like and then I was like because I knew they didn't do those type things and he must have been sleep-talking. It scared his girlfriend awake too. I leaned over the bed and asked what was going on. She didn't know either and tried to wake him up, but he's a pretty sound sleeper. We told him about it the next day and he thought it was hilarious.

2/27/2008 3:10:03 PM

Quote :

"I knew they didn't do those type things "

Lol, I wonder what types of things they would have been doing.

Hey, how cool is that? We both responded within seven seconds of each other after 30 minutes of the last post.

[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 3:12 PM. Reason : .]

2/27/2008 3:10:53 PM

^ word.

Bwn?

2/27/2008 3:18:38 PM

more more i like this thread alot.

2/27/2008 3:20:06 PM

I need some pics first before I can like this thread. Not of you, statered, honey, you're only 22.

2/27/2008 3:21:49 PM

^ It's cool. I've got a girlfriend anyway. I just couldn't pass up the opportunity for bwn solicitation.

2/27/2008 3:26:13 PM

lol, never let a girlfriend get in the way

Thats a free lesson from Slave Famous University

2/27/2008 3:27:29 PM

^ You should add a middle initial of T to your user name. Then your school could be called STFU.

2/27/2008 3:30:21 PM

Ha ha, first time I started seeing my bf (we were just chatting for a few months before we got hot-n-heavy) he asked me if I was single. I told him I had a bf and we didn't go any further from there for a while. Then I split up and he and I got together, and he told me later when I told him at first that I had a bf, he thought to himself, Well, we can work around that.

Please tell me you didn't just read all of that.

2/27/2008 3:30:31 PM

^ I did. I was scanning it for some bwn reciprocation though. Guess I was taking your and Slave Famous's advice.



[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 3:32 PM. Reason : bwnership]

2/27/2008 3:31:53 PM

ill have to say ive never been notified that i talk in my sleep. my girlfriend on the other hand does...a lot. and i make it a point to wake myself up completely and see how long i can carry on a conversation with her before i laugh loud enough to wake her up.

2/27/2008 3:35:13 PM