When He rolls up His sleeves
He ain't just puttin' on the ritz
(our God is an awesome God)
There is thunder in His footsteps
And lightning in His fist
(our God is an awesome God)
Well, the Lord wasn't joking
When He kicked 'em out of Eden
It wasn't for no reason that He shed his blood
His return is very close and so you better be believing
that our God is an awesome God

REFRAIN
Our God(our God) is an awesome God
He reigns(He reigns) from heaven above
With wisdom(with wisdom) pow'r and love
our God is an awesome God

And when the sky was starless in the void of the night
(our God is an awesome God)
He spoke into the darkness and created the light
(our God is an awesome God)
Judgment and wrath he poured out on to Sodom
Mercy and grace He gave us at the cross
I hope that we have not too quickly forgotten that
our God is an awesome God

Refrain x3

Our God is an awesome God
Our God is an awesome God
(Our God is an awesome God)
(Our God is an awesome God)

2/26/2008 8:36:11 AM

I'll never forgive myself for singing that crap at montreat


christian "music" is, by far, the least appealing thing about the entire experience of christianity


I hope this thread dies and goes to hell







[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 9:03 AM. Reason :

2/26/2008 8:58:51 AM

In my experience, God is not an awesome God, but a very hateful and inhibiting Deity. He exists, to be sure, but He sure as Hell does not like me, just like my real father.

I don't know what I did to piss them both off, but they have sure had it in for me since day 1.

In the words of Bruce Almighty, "Nice job on the Grand Canyon, and good luck with the Apocalypse. Oh, and by the way: you *SUCK*!"

2/26/2008 9:02:32 AM

2/26/2008 9:07:06 AM

Ha...that's the only song I remember from "youth group" in middle school/high school.

Is it just in small towns where kids use "youth group" and boy scout trips to have their first drinking/smoking/drugs/sexual experiences??

2/26/2008 9:10:01 AM

^
nope, I'm from greensboro

and I fingered my first vag at church camp

also, I got high with this chick at camp, who ended up living in the towers while I was in owen

(bitch stole my bong!)

2/26/2008 9:15:03 AM

Thanks

2/26/2008 9:16:07 AM

^That's a sad story in terms of Christianity but a good story otherwise.

2/26/2008 9:16:36 AM

This thread needs more Raptor Jesus.

2/26/2008 10:04:54 AM

http://sweetraptorjesus2.ytmnd.com/ I like the techno version.

2/26/2008 10:23:47 AM

fail^

2/26/2008 10:30:17 AM

i lawled when i opened this thread and the remix started playing

gg

2/26/2008 10:31:27 AM

Quote :

"That's a sad story in terms of Christianity but a good story otherwise."

naahhhh


are you saying these:







are blasphemous?


I'm pretty sure jesus was down with the healing powers of herb and nookie

2/26/2008 11:05:41 AM

bttb

2/26/2008 4:17:03 PM

^^Postmaritally...yeah.

Primarily, I'm just jealous, because while I was in church camp, following the rules, being in bed at 9 PM and shit, other people were having fun, fondling breasts and eating vag and such.

2/26/2008 4:19:47 PM

bring to the bottom.

3/17/2008 6:44:35 PM

I sang that song so much this summer. Working at a church camp can really get to you with those songs...that song was probably one of my least favorites cause every week the new batch of campers wanted to sing it 5 million times.

3/17/2008 6:51:06 PM

the techno version made me LOL

and am i the only person here that probably knows the lyrics to all of these fucking songs? fuck you parents for making me to go to church so much.

YOU CAME FROM HEAVEN TO EARTH TO SHOW THE WAY

3/17/2008 6:56:19 PM

Ahahahaha. . .

*is picturing little candy ravers with bibles and glo sticks*

And boy did I sing this song a billion times every summer for I don't know how many years.

Oh, and I've totally seen porn with the crucifix dildo.

3/17/2008 6:56:57 PM

^^apparently you didn't read the post before you.


my parents made me go to church also... these songs are all embedded in this skull.

3/17/2008 6:57:39 PM

I not only know all the words to all the songs, but I know all the hand motions to them too!

3/17/2008 6:58:34 PM

oh god. don't say hand motions.

i don't want to remember. i thought i forgot about those.

3/17/2008 6:59:29 PM

I don't want to remember

Just thinking about all those wasted hours of my life gets me all riled up

3/17/2008 7:00:15 PM

WHEN HE ROLLS UP HIS SLEEVES HE AIN'T JUST PUTTIN ON THE RITZ

best lyric ever

3/17/2008 7:00:43 PM

OPEN THE EYES OF MY HEART LORD

OPEN THE EYES OF MY HEART

I WANT TO SEE YOU

I WANT TO SEE YOU

3/17/2008 7:02:45 PM

Do you know rock sword shield?

He's my rock, my sword, my shield
He's the hub in the middle of my wheel
He's the lillies in the valley
He's the bright and shining stars
Makes no difference what you say
I'll get on my knees and pray
I'll keep singing till the day my Jesus comes
YEEE HAW!


or


Lord prepare me, to be a sanctuary
Pure and holy, tride and true
And with thanksgiving
I'll be a living, sanctuary
For you

[Edited on March 17, 2008 at 7:05 PM. Reason : ]

3/17/2008 7:03:22 PM

i don't recognize those, but they sound pretty sweet

these songs are actually really fun to listen to when you're drunk and with other people that were subjected to the same shit. though my parents went to an assemblies of god(pentecostal) church, so i don't know if the songs i heard were different than others. the speaking in tongues was always fun though..

O ANCIENT OF DAYS

3/17/2008 7:13:55 PM

Quote :

"Lord prepare me, to be a sanctuary Pure and holy, tride and true And with thanksgiving I'll be a living, sanctuary For you"

its all coming back

3/17/2008 7:15:59 PM

we also can't forget the song that seems to always be sung right before Awesome God because it has the same chords on the guitar

Humble Thy Self

Humble thy self in the sight of the Lord
Humble thy self in the sight of the Lord
And He shall lift you up
Higher and Higher
And He shall lift you up

3/17/2008 7:17:41 PM

I too know all the words to this fucking song

3/17/2008 8:34:56 PM

what about...

so light the fire (light the fire)
in my soul (in my weary soul)
fan the flames
make my spirit whole
lord ya know
where i've been
so light the fire in my heaaaaart again

3/17/2008 8:38:00 PM

our god?

6/9/2008 11:58:13 AM

FUNDIES!!!!!!

6/9/2008 12:01:14 PM

Quote :

"Is it just in small towns where kids use "youth group" and boy scout trips to have their first drinking/smoking/drugs/sexual experiences??"

I hope you mean everything minus the sexual experiences for boy scout trips... actually, nevermind.

[Edited on June 9, 2008 at 12:05 PM. Reason : yeah i did the dirty on youth group trips too.]

6/9/2008 12:04:27 PM

The rock, sword, sheild one is great when a gospel choir sings it!!!

I love me some gospel

6/9/2008 12:05:35 PM

LOL jbrick83 had his first sexual experience on a boy scout trip.

6/9/2008 12:08:18 PM

ttt

7/10/2008 12:02:12 PM

he hates me

7/10/2008 12:03:09 PM