2/26/2008 12:09:53 PM

hahaha

2/26/2008 12:10:39 PM

Quote :

"NONE MORE BLACK"

2/26/2008 12:13:13 PM

but these go to 11

2/26/2008 12:14:28 PM

We've got armadillos in our trousers

2/26/2008 12:27:47 PM

my baby fits me like a, flesh tuxedo. . .

2/26/2008 12:30:46 PM

18"

2/26/2008 12:33:41 PM

Lick My Love Pump

2/26/2008 12:35:26 PM

...its sort of a Mach

2/26/2008 12:47:53 PM

2/26/2008 1:07:01 PM

If 10 were louder it wouldn't be 10, would it?

No.

It would be 11, 12, or maybe even 13.

You can't just say 10 isn't loud enough so let's make it louder.

That would make a mockery of our standards.

What if they said that it isn't fair for SUVs to only get 13 MPG so they decided to make the gallon larger? It just doesn't work like that.

You do believe in standards, don't you?

2/26/2008 1:10:22 PM

get that logic shit outta here!

2/26/2008 1:24:51 PM

There actually is a Saint Hubbins. He was the patron saint of quality footwear.

2/26/2008 1:29:09 PM

I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

2/26/2008 2:08:27 PM

i believe virtually everything i read, and i think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn't believe anything.

2/26/2008 3:24:55 PM

Remember when Pearl Jam made an album called Ten? That's because they didn't know how to rock. Not only did that album fail to live up to it's promise of rocking to ten, but they didn't even realize that it is possible to rock all the way to 11. The good news is that Volume 11 will rock all the way to 11 on March 7th when Municipal Waste thrashes the place.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FReXY-aKoKY

Bring your boogie board and bring the thrash!

[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 9:33 PM. Reason : l]

2/26/2008 9:33:19 PM

The review for "Shark Sandwich" was merely a two word review which simply read "Shit Sandwich".











[Edited on February 26, 2008 at 9:44 PM. Reason : ]

2/26/2008 9:44:23 PM

You put a greased naked woman on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?

2/26/2008 9:47:29 PM

What's wrong with sexy?

2/26/2008 9:49:15 PM