mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
I've done it twice I think... not the most comfortable....I've also done it on a car, once sitting on my hood, the other, bent over it. 2/27/2008 12:24:35 AM |
FykalJpn All American 17209 Posts user info edit post |
http://www.car-sex-positions.com/ 2/27/2008 12:25:39 AM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
back when I did it, we didn't have the internet to go to as a reliable source 2/27/2008 12:26:58 AM |
simonn best gottfriend 28968 Posts user info edit post |
oh, in your car.
2/27/2008 12:28:44 AM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
god ive had so much car sex. especially when having relationships on the down low. ive been busted by cops, watched by bums, all that. my favorite was driving down the road. trying to throw a girl off you so you dont get her pregnant while going 60 down the road. thats wild
but i prefer a structure 2/27/2008 12:29:12 AM |
Metricula Squishie Enthusiast 4040 Posts user info edit post |
philihp and I did it in the hybrid. 2/27/2008 12:31:09 AM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
these all took place in Tucson if I recall correctly btw. Notable areas include: up by Gates Pass....and though not Tucson it was during Spring Break in Lake Havasu.
This is not including giving head btw, because that's not sex, that's giving head which is different as is the difficulty that it takes to perform it. 2/27/2008 12:32:36 AM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
hahaha tucson. all mine happened on miracle mile
and havasu. you're one of THEM!!1 2/27/2008 12:37:09 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52804 Posts user info edit post |
i have actually never once boned down in a car.
I've gotten my share of road head, but never actually made the sexytime. 2/27/2008 12:43:01 AM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
My truck, my dad's truck, mom's suburban, the highlander, gf's mom's car, and the four-wheeler.
Suburban is probably the best.
[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 12:45 AM. Reason : ^Damn. For us, it used to be the only place we had any privacy.] 2/27/2008 12:43:51 AM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
from what i've seen, Honda Elements are great for the sexors. 2/27/2008 12:45:02 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52804 Posts user info edit post |
^^ haha, i never said i had any privacy. hell, there were like 3-4 other people in the room when I lost my virginity. 2/27/2008 12:47:18 AM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
OMG jackleg that WAS you!!
For me, in most of those situations it was either fuck in a car or fuck in a frat house...and while I did the latter it was usually a better idea to do the former cause those frat house times usually ended in a 'so this one time, in college, I was sooooooo wasted that .........' 2/27/2008 12:52:41 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52804 Posts user info edit post |
heh, you are way comfortable with your sexuality.
I like. 2/27/2008 12:53:56 AM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, I'm totally comfortable with it. I didn't lose my V til I was a month away from being 18 and apparently, I was a prude in high school (though back when I was in high school, 8th graders didn't give BJs or want to). There once was a rumor that there was a sex video with me in it back when no one had sex videos like they do now. But I'm pretty sure it was just a rumor though every once in a while I wonder how I would even go about searching to find it. 2/27/2008 12:58:16 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52804 Posts user info edit post |
ha, I was in college.
I was gonna wait until I was married...
then I decided that was a silly idea and completely unrealistic, to boot.
so then I decided I would wait until I was with a girl I loved.
then I decided I would wait until I was at least in a serious relationship.
then I decided I would wait until it was at least a girl I was involved with and dating.
then I decided I would wait until I at least knew her last name.
then I decided that as long as she was attractive and it was consentual, that would work just fine!
I kick myself still for letting a bunch of hot chicks go unnailed against their will, all because I was making things out to be a bigger deal than they really were.
Oh well, haven't made that mistake since. 2/27/2008 1:06:22 AM |
Atlas All American 1665 Posts user info edit post |
I've boned in my car, on the hood, and on the roof once. But this was my old car, and a way old girlfriend. But only in Raleigh and Cary, never anywhere else I don't think. Speaking of sex, anybody ever do it outside? 2/27/2008 1:16:04 AM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Yes.
I did it in the outdoor stairwell of Lezar Hall and somewhere in South Carolina on our way back to NC from Atlanta. 2/27/2008 1:17:42 AM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, I've done it outside (I assume we're not counting backyard pools?) I did it on picnic benches by the pool outside our dorm freshman year. I believe this relationship ended badly because I recall being in HIS dorm room, where I was crying and upset because he wasn't all that into me (I know, I have no idea why either) and his roommate came back from where ever he was and so the guy decided this was a good time to be loud and obnoxious and I remember him saying/yelling, almost word for word (and this was a long time ago folks):
"WHAT??? WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? THAT I BENT YOU OVER THE TABLE AND FUCKED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU???????"
I can't remember the rest cause I was too busy being embarrassed about his roommate/suitemates/anyone in the Manzanita dorm hearing this. 2/27/2008 1:24:35 AM |
Atlas All American 1665 Posts user info edit post |
^ That sucks a lot. For a second I was reading your post and thought his roommate came in and said that. I was like wtf.
Anyways, I've only done it outside once, and this was at Lake Johnson at like 12:00 Noon on a Sunday. I'm pretty sure we were spotted by like 18 old couples. 2/27/2008 1:27:22 AM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
its so much funnier when someone "fucks the dog shit out of" a girl as opposed to "fucked the shit out of" her 2/27/2008 1:28:07 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52804 Posts user info edit post |
on the beach at Myrtle Beach 2/27/2008 1:29:03 AM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
It sucked....but at the time that was just the beginning of my 'sexual awakening' so that's nothing compared to other shit I've since been told. Actually, if I heard that now, I'd find it incredibly hot. Sometimes yeah, you need to just get bent over and fucked..... 2/27/2008 1:30:19 AM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
hahahaha
You left the ..... in there so as to get someone's hopes up
[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 1:31 AM. Reason : a] 2/27/2008 1:30:43 AM |
Atlas All American 1665 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ Sandy vagina much?
[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 1:31 AM. Reason : ^] 2/27/2008 1:30:55 AM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
I was hoping to get more than just their hopes up..... .............. 2/27/2008 1:31:54 AM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
regency park at that ampitheatre
caught by a perv cop, wouldnt let the girl get off me. it was like he wanted me to freak out and bust a nut. LUCKILY MR WINKY DONT LIKE COPS
really really freaked the girl out, it was a good lesson for her i think. although you never like to see a girl crying, especially after sex. i'd been telling her forever that cops were dicks and she never really saw the true scope of how horrible they could be until he forced her to stay mounted on my penis while he took our information and made sure she wasnt being raped... on top of me. guess its possible. but it doesnt make much sense, rapist mentality wise. I GOT A GUN. NOW FUCK MY BRAINS OUT!!!!1] 2/27/2008 1:32:10 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52804 Posts user info edit post |
it's doable sans sand in the vagina, but you have to be careful, and, uhh...less aggressive than I prefer. 2/27/2008 1:33:20 AM |
Atlas All American 1665 Posts user info edit post |
^ I don't think it'd be worth trying, unless I were really drunk. And then maybe... if it was the only place available. 2/27/2008 1:34:48 AM |
jackleg All American 170957 Posts user info edit post |
sometimes you gotta fuck her gently
love her completely
all that
and i really have no business in this thread. closest thing ive done to chase ass in months is talk to the girl next door who i have a crush on. for a minute i thought maybe she liked me too, but upon further talking, i dont think she dates regular white guys.
(shes into like croatian/ eastern european dudes or some wild shit). but shes so cute ill probably be the guy she uses to walk her dog for her. 2/27/2008 1:36:30 AM |
DirtyMonkey All American 4269 Posts user info edit post |
it's going to take more ellipsis than that! 2/27/2008 1:37:05 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52804 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ in this case, it was the only place available
[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 1:37 AM. Reason : ^^^] 2/27/2008 1:37:17 AM |
Atlas All American 1665 Posts user info edit post |
^^^ I'm telling you, make her some baked goods. Good conversation starter. 2/27/2008 1:38:20 AM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Yea, just be like "I made too many cookies for me to eat all by myself, come over for a coffee and have some with me." 2/27/2008 1:39:20 AM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
do you wanna fuck her or date her? cause if it's the former, get her drunk and start talking with an eastern european accent 2/27/2008 1:39:29 AM |
Atlas All American 1665 Posts user info edit post |
^ Cookies FTW. Then she'll think of you every time she eats one. 2/27/2008 1:58:36 AM |
jetskipro All American 1635 Posts user info edit post |
In the back of my old truck I don't know how many times. Probably my favorite though was in a parking lot in Key West in my old car. There was a much higher chance of getting caught for that one, which added to the excitement. 2/27/2008 2:19:11 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52804 Posts user info edit post |
ehh, cookies likely aren't the first impression you wanna make on her, whether you want to date her or just to bone on down. 2/27/2008 2:25:28 AM |
Atlas All American 1665 Posts user info edit post |
How can you have bad luck with cookies? Honestly.
It's a friendly, neighborly gesture that opens the door for conversation and to get to know them better. You can say you just made too many, or something. Anyways, everyone loves a good cookie.
[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 2:49 AM. Reason : ] 2/27/2008 2:27:46 AM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
on a somewhat related note and seeing as how I've already divulged privi info....I once gave a guy a blowjob in his Hummer, just so I could say I gave a hummer in a hummer. Yes I'm serious. And for the record, this was back when Hummer's were still considered 'kinda cool' (though I've never liked them). 2/27/2008 2:30:13 AM |
hypaone All American 11084 Posts user info edit post |
haha.. holy crip. I am amazed. Just amazed. 2/27/2008 2:32:44 AM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
yeah, I think I've said too much.... 2/27/2008 2:33:46 AM |
theDuke866 All American 52804 Posts user info edit post |
haha, one of my friends got a hummer in a Hummer (it was a Hummer limo).
only problem was that it was from the girlfriend of a mutual friend of ours.
he found out, and they ended up in a fight.
[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 2:35 AM. Reason : asdfads]
[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 2:37 AM. Reason : ^ sounds like somebody needs to get an injection of penisillin.] 2/27/2008 2:35:28 AM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
In fairness to me...I did most of my sluttiness when I was in college. OK, not most, but most in a 5 year span. I'm digging myself a deeper hole with this aren't I?
Yeah, no shit. I've been trying to bust out the rabbit for like an hour now but stupid tdub keeps pulling me back
OK, really now....I think ima go take care of some biz
[Edited on February 27, 2008 at 2:39 AM. Reason : ] 2/27/2008 2:37:56 AM |
hypaone All American 11084 Posts user info edit post |
waskally wabbit... 2/27/2008 2:43:50 AM |
Atlas All American 1665 Posts user info edit post |
HAHA The Rabbit, I think I saw one sitting on the counter of my friends bathroom once. I lol'd. 2/27/2008 2:44:45 AM |
mytwocents All American 20654 Posts user info edit post |
btw, just so we're all clear here, this was a parody thread to the 'Sleeping in your car' thread. It turned into m2c's sexcapades but I think it's cause I need a little somem somem... 2/27/2008 2:46:01 AM |
craptastic All American 6115 Posts user info edit post |
Several times in my Accord, one time in Val-Park (lot beside UT). 2/27/2008 3:03:21 AM |
mcfluffle All American 11291 Posts user info edit post |
ftw! 2/27/2008 8:03:15 AM |
Snewf All American 63361 Posts user info edit post |
lots of times in a Mazda 626 then later in a Ford Explorer
but I haven't had car sex since highschool 2/27/2008 8:06:35 AM |