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jackleg
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"i really want go to africa and shoot all the people there"

- my mom

don't worry, it's way out of context, but those were the actual words.

i know there's already an "out of context" thread, but thats for tww shit. have you heard anything crazy lately?

the story behind the quote:

my mom sends me links to pictures and themed galleries on these photography sites (the ones i talked about in message_topic.aspx?topic=514680) when she sees ones she likes -- basically its her version of annoying forward emails. anyways, we went to lunch today and she was talking about one in particular.

one of the galleries she sent the other day was portraits of african tribe people, the focus was like their clothing and jewelery and stuff. anyways, she was expressing her "jealousy" at not being a full time photographer, and she said "you know, it would be so awesome to take off and photograph stuff like this guy. I REALLY WANA TO GO TO AFRICA AND SHOOT ALL THE PEOPLE THERE like that"

i guess people into photography call taking pictures "shooting" - anyways. i couldnt help it, i busted out laughing in the middle of all these people. not only was it hilarious to me, but i was wondering if anyone else around heard that part and mistook her for some racist redneck on a mission.

anyways if you have good stories tell em. and you cant pick on my story for sucking until at least sunday afternoon, cause you're on tww on friday night!

2/29/2008 8:01:13 PM

jbrick83
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Freudian slip. Your mom is a bigot.

2/29/2008 8:02:47 PM

damosyangsta
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they say that interpretation brings out subconcious mind....

2/29/2008 8:05:26 PM

aaronburro
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BLOG

2/29/2008 8:06:59 PM

Wordsworth
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i want your mom's camera and her skills

2/29/2008 8:08:58 PM

bethaleigh
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I want to meet your Mom, you always post funny things that she says!

2/29/2008 8:10:38 PM

jackleg
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Quote :
"i want your mom's camera and her skills "


remember last time you guys were staying over, and we went to that park and met her that afternoon? she got a new one since then.

actually ok i admit it. the pictures i post in the digital SLR thread with "my" d50..... thats why i have a nice camera, its a hand me down. i love taking pictures but i wouldnt buy something like that

and actually, bethalol, that camera i gave lucky1 to give to you, thats how i was able to just give that one away. cause i have extras due to hand me downs

2/29/2008 8:28:23 PM

jackleg
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also, to address the idea that she is in any way speaking subconsciously when she says that...

she never says "take pictures", she says "shoot"

and she's got black friends! but seriously, you'd have better luck calling my mom a lesbian than a racist. (its funny cause she has kids ok)

2/29/2008 8:32:48 PM

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Quote :
"she got a new one since then"



you mean a different one than the one she had? Damn I hate her

hand ME down a camera!

[Edited on February 29, 2008 at 8:52 PM. Reason : sugar and HATE]

2/29/2008 8:51:54 PM

jackleg
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EMCE has her number, and she totally LOVES him (like she really considers him her third! son). so have him call her up, i'm sure she has one she gave me one nikon coolpix that was like 9 megapixels or something, and like totally badass, and she referred to it as a "crappy point and shoot"

so if you really need one ask her. emce has a better chance than me, ive already met my camera quota

2/29/2008 9:02:10 PM

Wordsworth
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I think she liked me after I showed her my pics on my camera. The pics we took of those dogs playing were pretty good. Plus I showed her the ones from the concert. She needs to hook a sista up!

2/29/2008 9:10:12 PM

jackleg
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hahaha seriously get jeff to ask. i know he talks to her more than i do, and he probably sees her more too. especially since i put her in the old folks home

(he's what you call a MOTHER FUCKER, see)

[Edited on February 29, 2008 at 9:14 PM. Reason : i am kidding, i wouldnt put her in the home. id put her in my attic in a rocking chair LOLOL]

2/29/2008 9:13:22 PM

Wordsworth
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i think she would have a lot of friends in an old folks home. She's so nice!

2/29/2008 9:15:34 PM

jackleg
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yeah i wouldnt put her in an old folks home though. shes always been a good mom. she only left me in jail once and it was cause i got pulled after drinking (i wasnt .08 drunk, i was 0.04, but i wasnt 21 so i got arrested). she hates some drunk drivers. i seriously would have gotten out of jail that night if i had stabbed someone (assuming the same bail haha)

2/29/2008 9:27:08 PM

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2/29/2008 10:54:02 PM

jackleg
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hahaha ill never forget that shit, i called her and she was like FUCK THAT YOU LITTLE DUMBSHIT, SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO STAY THERE

then my dad showed up like an hour later

2/29/2008 11:10:20 PM

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kenya?

2/29/2008 11:18:52 PM

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[Edited on February 29, 2008 at 11:24 PM. Reason : Resident Evil 5]

2/29/2008 11:23:22 PM

jackleg
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hahhaha

in this weeks installment of JESUS FUCKING LOVES ME, the natural science center here in greensboro has a mini zoo park, and they have added MEERKATS



and if anyone remembers my old old website, I LOVE MEERKATS. and now they have a bunch living like 2 miles away. plus they have them on billboards around town. like oversized boards and the meerkat is standing there with his head like 20 feet up above the top of the sign. fucking awesome

on a related note, i saw another cool billboard today. picture of ben franklin. caption, "go fly a kite"

2/29/2008 11:26:40 PM

EMCE
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jackleg, you are in the way.

last time I was in town, your mom said I could stay with her instead of crashing at your crib.


j/k. you're not in the way, haha. but she did say I could stay at her place even if you weren't around. she loves me yo. she loves her brown son

2/29/2008 11:29:02 PM

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lol, the natural science center

where in greensboro do you live? i mean, what are the nearest large crossroads?

2/29/2008 11:29:19 PM

jackleg
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DAMN, is that for ps3 or xbox or some console thing?

i want a game that looks that good for my computer. i got sick of the trickery video on this laptop so i got a desktop too and put a 512mb PCIe16 nvidia card in it. and id like to see it actually bust its ass a little. i mean i play GTA:SA multiplayer on it and its the shit, but its hardly working to do that.

looks like that game would be awesome on the PC

^pisgah church and n. elm


THERES A MAP

[Edited on February 29, 2008 at 11:34 PM. Reason : ^^ motherFUCKER hahaha]

2/29/2008 11:29:32 PM

Malagoat
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my mom's house is near lake jeanette and lawndale, that's pretty close

2/29/2008 11:32:09 PM

jackleg
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im more northwest than my crossroads indicate, so yeah thats actually not far at all. this side of town is like its own town. i love it, because i hate driving to the main part of town.

but i work like right by the airport, so that SUCKS BALLS

2/29/2008 11:37:37 PM

drunknloaded
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whatsthe best country in africa to visit other than egypt?

2/29/2008 11:41:06 PM

HiWay58
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forget norway!

2/29/2008 11:41:23 PM

Malagoat
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thats funny you say that, my mom doesn't even like driving "across town" to best buy

[Edited on February 29, 2008 at 11:42 PM. Reason : to jackleg]

2/29/2008 11:42:04 PM

bethaleigh
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Jackleg, I am thinking of trying to get a job at the Natural Science Center after I graduate! I wanna be a hands-on animal manager or something cool like that. I am also looking into the zoo.

BOTH HAVE MEERKATS!!!!!

3/1/2008 6:54:49 PM

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