Ok, so Joie's got this 30 year old house. As weekend entertainment we've decided to kill all the fucking mice that annihilate her raisins and crap all over the cupboards; while drinking beer of course. Joie says if one more raisin is gone from her cabinet, she's going to light the shit on fire to kill them all. (Her cat is too retarded to realize this is her job. Seriously, it's diagnosed mentally handicapped.) So we are setting out traps throughout the night (we only have 7 one-time-use traps) with delicious muenster cheese as bait. We caught two last night, but mind you this was using one trap at a time. We have scouted out the poopy areas and are going to set out 2 or 3 at a time tonight...


Let the betting begin. Over or under 3 by morning.

3/1/2008 6:48:42 PM

just get another cat



your mentally retarded cat will probably be enticed by the muenster cheese and get her face stuck in a trap


ps. tell joie i said

3/1/2008 6:57:38 PM

stomp on them while listening to slayer's reign in blood

3/1/2008 7:01:17 PM

they taste like chicken and can be eaten alive

3/1/2008 7:01:44 PM

get a couple of ball pythons and just let them roam around the house.

3/1/2008 7:03:04 PM

Go grab a few dumpster cats, they know their place on the food chain! Babied cats don't know what's up.

3/1/2008 7:05:13 PM

Video footage from Joie's cupboard exposed?

3/1/2008 7:06:07 PM

move

3/1/2008 7:06:37 PM

So over or under 3 here? This is a betting thread.

Slayer is awesome, but i don't have good mouse-stomping shoes. I'm not eating mice. And a bigass snake would eat my puppy!



Joie says "Hi Shawna!"

3/1/2008 7:08:26 PM

Quote :

"We have scouted out the poopy areas"

3/1/2008 7:09:08 PM

i plan on scoping out some poopy areas later tonight myself

3/1/2008 7:11:14 PM

3/1/2008 7:12:42 PM

no one will make a bet?

3/1/2008 8:57:02 PM

I'll take the under.

3/1/2008 8:57:44 PM

seems like a good decision now, since none of the traps have caught anything. but we did catch ours late last night...

i'm going with a push personally.

3/1/2008 8:58:48 PM

Won't work...mice hate muenster.

3/1/2008 9:14:52 PM

The 2nd mouse gets the cheese!

3/1/2008 9:16:32 PM

we've got some havarti too... and a brie wheel.

3/1/2008 9:17:16 PM

mice love peanut butter

3/1/2008 9:18:01 PM

I'm going with the over.

Place the traps along the walls. Mice travel by feel at night and skirt along walls to make sure they don't get too exposed.

If you need help you can always PM NoidRoid. His nickname is, "The Hammer" due to his "mice need a hammer to the dome" philosophy of vermin elimination.

3/1/2008 9:19:03 PM

^^ so i've heard... no pb here though. don't eat it enough.

^ thanks for the tips. they are along the walls currently. worked for us last night

3/1/2008 9:21:26 PM

^

it's cool.. after you find a dead mouse with its neck broken in your pb laced traps, it'll be a long while before you can eat pb again...

3/1/2008 9:23:57 PM

haha, i don't know... even after last night, i ate some muenster cheese today.

3/1/2008 9:58:41 PM

ill take the half eaten cheese out of the rat's cold dead paws and eat it
waste not

3/1/2008 9:59:27 PM

i was just saying something about that actually... i don't know where the cheese went!

i think another mouse ate it! it probably flew off the trap when the dumb ones got caught.

3/1/2008 10:08:22 PM

3/1/2008 10:09:44 PM

i prefer the snap traps vs the glue.

3/1/2008 10:24:05 PM

snap trap is far superior.

3/1/2008 10:25:08 PM

So, the real purpose of this thread was for you to tell everyone you're in joie's house.... no?

Congrats. Keep it jungle, b.

3/1/2008 10:26:26 PM

oh yeah

the real purpose of the thread was to have some fun betting on mice genocide. just like it says.

3/1/2008 10:28:29 PM

Quote :

"The 2nd mouse gets the cheese!"

Lies! There was a barn we used for storage besides a few fields. When we noticed we had a mouse problem, we set 50 victor mouse traps. After we set about the 30th trap, we had an accidental discharge and had to reset about 20 of them. Came back the next week and the totals were:

1 trap caught no mice
48 traps caught one mouse
1 trap caught two mice

50 traps had no cheese left

So, apparently, it's the third mouse that gets the cheese in one case, and overall, it was number 51-80 that got fat from the spoils of war. That's right, we reset the traps and got another 30 mice before we had a week of no mice.

3/1/2008 10:28:41 PM

^^no, it's cool. I'd probably do the same thing.

3/1/2008 10:31:04 PM

scientific proof is always nice.

^ lol

[Edited on March 1, 2008 at 10:32 PM. Reason : ]

3/1/2008 10:31:54 PM

^^^hahahaha

^^and hello, i found a couple old pics of me and you mister!!


but i would just like to say.
we just found the motherload.

bitches have been eating my flour.
thats the last straw.

raisins AND flour?


IT'S ON

3/2/2008 12:19:49 AM

how would you make... you know... stuff that requires flour and raisins...

3/2/2008 12:22:50 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUWC3mHmlUs

[Edited on March 2, 2008 at 12:39 AM. Reason : dammit, why cant I embed shit all of a sudden?]

3/2/2008 12:38:45 AM

raisin nut bread
oatmeal raisin cookies
cinnamon raisin muffins
applesauce raisin cake
raisin tarts
apple-raisin crumb pie
sour cream raisin pie
pumpkin-raisin cake with lemon-cream cheese frosting
oat bran raisin breakfast bread
pumpernickel raisin bread
raisin rice griddlecakes
apple raisin quiche
raisin coffee cakes
raisin scones
almond-raisin biscotti
alice's oatmeal rounds
raisin batter bread
most carrot cakes
apple raisin drop cookies
autumn muffins


you know

cause i make these and all

3/2/2008 12:40:18 AM

motherfucker said "pumpernickel"

3/2/2008 12:42:11 AM

i'm just pissed that these little dudes decided my groceries are their groceries.
doesn't work like that.

could have left some cash or something.

steal my groceries.
and die.



[Edited on March 2, 2008 at 12:46 AM. Reason : ESPECIALLY IF YOU GNAW HOLES IN THE PACKAGES ( Jaybee1200 used to do this all the time)]

3/2/2008 12:44:23 AM

hmmm, maybe we should be quieter... no luck yet.

3/2/2008 1:14:00 AM

Drnk bourbon.
yay.

3/2/2008 1:15:40 AM

i REALLY think that when we decide to turn the music down and chill out.

it will happen.

there is no way only two mice caused this much destruction to my raisin packs and flour bag.

[Edited on March 2, 2008 at 1:39 AM. Reason : ^YAAAAY]

3/2/2008 1:39:32 AM

I have another ant infestation if it makes you feel any better.

I sprayed outside the wall and the ants that were standing there all died, but now the rest of them are walking across the poison stopping to check out the dead ones.

3/2/2008 1:40:55 AM

^Terro

It's the borax pwnage.

3/2/2008 1:41:47 AM

omg
my mom got ants after hurricane fran



blahhhhhh
i hated that as well

3/2/2008 1:43:24 AM

still got them thangs all up in her yard.

walking barefoot will get you killed. it's fun to spray them down though.

3/2/2008 1:44:21 AM

Oh yeah and my dog got arrested last night, the animal control lady brought him back along with a $150 ticket

3/2/2008 1:44:59 AM

damn what did it do? shit on a cop car??

3/2/2008 1:50:03 AM

He dug out of the fence last night. We looked all over for him with no luck. Apparently someone down the street found it necessary to take him in, call animal control, and then wait for them to come get him which was this morning. They of course were pissed they got called out here again but it was an honest mistake. The fucking dog chewed a hole through the netting I had put under the fence.


I spend tonight in the backyard with a staple gun hammering real metal chicken wire to the base of the fence until I ran out. The fucking dog dug out again on the other side before I even got over to that one. Tomorrow I am gonna buy another 40' of it and do the whole damn thing and then sit out there the rest of the day and see if he can figure out an escape route. It was funny to watch him trying all his old spotst tonight.

Animal control said to get all his vet records and rabies shots together and call the supervisor and they might repeal most of the fines. There was 3 different violations on there for $50 each.

3/2/2008 1:56:06 AM

setemup

3/2/2008 1:58:02 AM