ok so i dont look like a jack ass, whats the deal with the steam/sauna room at teh gym
i know you're supposed to be naked but it would be weird walking around the halls naked, maybe with just a towel on,

also i heard it was not cool to give other guys a massage, and i should turn that down even if everyone else is doing it

also is it unisex or segregated?
is it ok to offer girls a massage?
ok thats all

3/2/2008 10:26:15 PM

lol whats this "supposed to be naked" shit?

3/2/2008 10:28:32 PM

Just don't fuck with this guy

3/2/2008 10:28:48 PM

grab her tits.. to see if they are real or fake

3/2/2008 10:30:49 PM

if i walk into the steam room and you're giving another guy a massage i am immediately walking out and calling both of you fags.

3/2/2008 10:32:42 PM

^haha, not me man, im just hoping there'll be some nude women in there,

3/2/2008 10:35:58 PM

don't look at his junk

3/2/2008 10:36:29 PM

when I was a little kid it was always really weird to see naked men walking around locker rooms, saunas, etc.

and I always assumed that it would become normal when I got older

but it didn't

3/3/2008 12:06:53 AM

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"grab her tits.. to see if they are real or fake"

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it'll come back to bite you in the keester if you ever video tape a guy being robbed.

3/3/2008 12:11:16 AM

^^whats weird about it, they have the same junk as you

3/3/2008 1:56:37 AM

Are you talking about the one at state?

Because it's out in a commons area, it's unisex, and should atleast be wearing a bathing suit.

In other gyms, they are generally in the locker rooms, and bathing suit or towel is generally the status quo. No touching. If I walk in and you are just letting your shit hang out, not covered or touching someone else, I'll turn around and leave.

As to being naked in the lockeroom, you've got to some... the showers, between there and the towel hooks, while toweling off, and at some point when you are changing. I really don't care about people walking around naked, but I'd rather have a towel.


And if by chance the old as fuck dude at my gym is reading (he's not), stop blow drying your balls w/ the hand dryer

3/3/2008 2:11:08 AM

steam room was off the chain, i stayed in for like 10 minutes but wanted more
but the sign says dont go over 10 minutes without physician supervision
ahaah,

im definately going back

3/4/2008 3:01:04 PM

ha at my club its always the old guys who walk around completely buttass

Theres this one doctor who always likes to put one foot up on the bench and start up conversations with his shit flopping to and fro about 3 feet from my face right at eye level

Luckily he's fat enough that the Peter Griffin effect almost comes into play with his gut covering his cock, but his balls still hang in my sight line

[Edited on March 4, 2008 at 3:13 PM. Reason : x]

3/4/2008 3:11:24 PM

if its sex-segregated, i dont understand why you would feel weird walking around naked

Quote :

"If I walk in and you are just letting your shit hang out, not covered or touching someone else, I'll turn around and leave. "

haha wow

Quote :

"If I walk in and you are just letting your shit hang out, not covered or touching someone else, I'll turn around and leave. As to being naked in the lockeroom, you've got to some... the showers, between there and the towel hooks, while toweling off, and at some point when you are changing. I really don't care about people walking around naked, but I'd rather have a towel."

dude your e-dick must be concave if you're worried about some dude seeing your p33n walking around a locker room or in the sauna/steam room

i will say though, alteast bring a towel to sit on, otherwise, that's just plain unhygenic for you and others

3/4/2008 3:11:57 PM

So what is the purpose of saunas? Just to make you lose weight through sweat?

3/4/2008 3:13:43 PM

Yeah, one time I was crouching down to get stuff from one of the lower lockers when I see movement on my right.

I turn my head and there are a pair of 50 year old balls staring me in the face, like 1.5 feet away.

It was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life.

3/4/2008 3:14:02 PM

well i cant speak on the ncsu gym

but its pretty common sense never to use the lower lockers

its one thing to be afraid of balls entering your visual range like arcgreek

its another to just not be a cocklooker and be smart about it

naked is naked, b

wtf

3/4/2008 3:15:59 PM

you people

3/4/2008 3:16:05 PM

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"Taken from http://www.halesoptimumphysique.com/articles/thermeth.htm SAUNAS Saunas offer a variety of beneficial effects to the user . Saunas induce perspiration which helps in ridding the body of toxins . Saunas also increase circulation and raise body temperature which helps the body fight aches and pains . Studies also show that help to relieve muscle tension . For athletes , the relief of muscle tension leads to quicker recovery between workouts . This also results in a feeling of emotional and physical well-being . The heat of a sauna has been shown to speed up the disposal of by-products that are produced during exercise . During long bouts of exercise , the body may break down tissue protein to use for energy . This increases the body’s level of nitrogen . Nitrogen is usually removed from the blood by the kidneys then expelled in the urine . With the help of a sauna , nitrogen is also released through the skin . The use of a sauna can help speed up recovery by assisting the kidneys with ridding the body of nitrogen . Research has also shown that saunas can have benefits to the cardiovascular system . In addition to this , saunas help prepare the body for hot weather by exposing the body to the humid heat produced by a sauna . The body’s coolant system becomes adapted to these high heat levels . This could be very beneficial to athletes who compete in hot weather . By using the sauna on a regular basis , the body will be able to withstand the hot weather outside without a problem . Saunas are not recommended for effective weight loss . You will probably lose weight while in a sauna , but this weight loss will be due to a loss of water . The weight will come back immediately when you rehydrate yourself . Some conditions require you consult your physician before you enter a sauna . If you are pregnant , have high blood pressure or heart disease , you should consult with your physician before using a sauna . If you have the symptoms of any illness , delay your use of the sauna . The extreme heat produced by the sauna will cause stress to the body . When the body is ill it is already stressed enough . The sauna will only intensify the situation . Don’t drink alcoholic beverages before you enter the sauna . This increases the chance of dehydration . SAUNA TIPS * Replenish fluids after session * Allow sufficient time for greater benefits * Begin with moderate heat , adjust the heat when necessary * To begin , lie on the lowest shelves and work your way up as the session goes on * Rest after getting out of sauna"

[Edited on March 4, 2008 at 3:18 PM. Reason : i was about to ask what's the point too]

3/4/2008 3:18:38 PM

when i was in scandinavia for a month, i got used to doing saunas nearly every day...at first, i did the men-only saunas, and then, as i became more comfortable with the people i was with, i started doing the co-ed ones

also, at first i kept the towel on...after a while it didn't seem to matter (you show me yours, i'll show you mine, plus the fact that it was only the americans who were modest)...by the time i was into week 2, i was doing co-ed naked

it was fun, actually...drinking in a sauna is a good way to get drunk FAST, btw

3/4/2008 3:19:11 PM

getting drunk in a nude co-ed sauna...sounds like a good time is in store

3/4/2008 3:20:30 PM

personally, i just don't like to see balls. or penii, for that matter, or whatever the plural is.

3/4/2008 3:22:52 PM

if you can grab them, they're real

3/4/2008 3:24:02 PM

I don't mind the nuts and cock after 7 years of locker room showers

Just the nuts and cock of people who were alive before 1950 bother me


Gravity is a mothefucker

3/4/2008 3:25:27 PM

getting drunk in a coed sauna? whats to stop you from getting a boner...

but for real i was taking a shower and the place was empty and some dude comes and starts showering right next to me, he had a choice of like 30 showers,
needless to say i quickly escaped before he made his "move"

3/4/2008 3:28:10 PM

well, it wasn't THAT difficult not to look...we were always in LARGE saunas (not like the tiny one in the gym)...you could fit 5 or 6 people in there with space to lay out (i know, now you're thinking about penises and testicles just laying all over the place )...but really, a lot of people just close their eyes and lean back (i mean, it's still pretty erotic, but the people we were with - all early/mid-20's - were pretty mature...the americans were the worst)

aside from that, they didn't seem to care...i admit, i looked at the women when i thought i could get away with it (which wasn't always), but it was fun

yeah...drinking in the sauna led to some rather fun horseplay

3/4/2008 3:44:13 PM

arrogant american bastards

3/4/2008 3:46:06 PM

pretty much...i admit it, i was an arrogant bastard some of the time, too...american FTW, but only in some things

3/4/2008 3:48:07 PM

DiamondAce won this thread

3/4/2008 3:50:55 PM

Quote :

"but for real i was taking a shower and the place was empty and some dude comes and starts showering right next to me, he had a choice of like 30 showers, "

That shit happened the other week to me.

3/4/2008 3:55:56 PM

note to self:

go to scandanavia,

or a strip club which ever is closer

3/4/2008 4:22:37 PM

^ if you go, make sure to stop by a glacial lake...the research station we were at was right next to a glacial lake...what we did (literally every night) was jump into the lake (just above freezing) and then run into the sauna...it's a noteworthy experience

3/4/2008 4:31:40 PM

haha I wasn't saying that you were an arrogant bastard, but from my experience online in Call of Duty playing with German and British people they always call us arrogant americans

3/4/2008 4:32:06 PM

oh, but you're right, though! hell if i didn't think to myself (probably hundreds of the times in nearly two months): "in AMERICA this and in AMERICA that..."

most of it had to do with how much things cost, though...we really are pretty spoiled, and the dollar is in the crapper

[Edited on March 4, 2008 at 4:35 PM. Reason : .]

3/4/2008 4:35:05 PM

WTF is up with old guys walking around naked in the locker room for no damn reason? I have seen 2 old dudes, naked as fuck, toweling off face to face each with a foot up on the bench while carrying on a conversation in the NCSU locker room.

Have all these old dudes turned homo???

There's also this old dude who is ALWAYS walking around the locker room in speedos. I have wanted to get a picture of him for some time to see if someone on here knows who this homo stalking pervert is. He's kind of fat, short like 5'8", has a white beard and looks to be in his 60's. The fucker is always smiling too. His locker is somewhere in the back left corner.

3/4/2008 4:42:17 PM

He's in a speedo, so fucking what?

3/4/2008 4:57:35 PM

^^can you describe his ass and nuts so i can get a clearer picture, hahaah
dude just get used to it, we should be comfortable to be naked aroundd other guys
its weird at first but after a while you dont care

3/4/2008 5:51:40 PM

if i walk into the steam room and you're giving another guy a massage i am immediately walking out and calling both of you fags.

3/4/2008 5:53:59 PM

they're real

and they're spectacular







which i always thought was funny because teri hatcher's tits are meh

3/4/2008 6:14:00 PM

im thinking of builiding a sauna for myself
all i need is a discarded porto john, some wood and a microwave

3/5/2008 4:08:13 PM

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"its weird at first but after a while you dont care"

this really is truth...i was never really comfortable being stark naked with other guys (every locker room before i attended ncsu was set up so you could be pretty much in your own area)...after you're in a situation where you realize it'd be easier and just say "fuck it", you start to not care anymore

take these old men - you know they don't give a rat's ass what you think...they're old, they've lived their lives, and hell if they're not going to walk around buck naked if that's what they want to do...what are you going to do, say something to them? hardly

3/5/2008 4:17:29 PM

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"And if by chance the old as fuck dude at my gym is reading (he's not), stop blow drying your balls w/ the hand dryer "

EL OH EL

3/5/2008 4:27:33 PM