BEU All American 12512 Posts user info edit post |
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omyfuckinggod 3/4/2008 9:58:29 PM |
zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
ouch 3/4/2008 9:58:29 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
BEAROWNED 3/4/2008 9:58:48 PM |
catalyst All American 8704 Posts user info edit post |
3/4/2008 9:58:57 PM |
O RLY Suspended 1084 Posts user info edit post |
he'll be fine 3/4/2008 9:59:08 PM |
joepeshi All American 8094 Posts user info edit post |
It ate his man meat 3/4/2008 9:59:09 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
is that just a strand of flesh or is that his femur? 3/4/2008 9:59:17 PM |
moron All American 34104 Posts user info edit post |
Wow.
I wonder if you can live through that...
Also, that looks a lot like beef. 3/4/2008 9:59:22 PM |
kimslackey All American 7841 Posts user info edit post |
i guess the legs are the tastiest?
also a nsfw tag probably would have been nice 3/4/2008 10:00:02 PM |
wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
^^ My guess would be you wouldn't want to.
[Edited on March 4, 2008 at 10:00 PM. Reason : .] 3/4/2008 10:00:06 PM |
Yoshiemaster Suspended 9388 Posts user info edit post |
nevermind that's definitely his femur. 3/4/2008 10:00:15 PM |
God All American 28747 Posts user info edit post |
That was actually done by wild dogs, fyi. 3/4/2008 10:01:08 PM |
Kev4Pack All American 25272 Posts user info edit post |
3/4/2008 10:01:55 PM |
hooksaw All American 16500 Posts user info edit post |
That body's dead--no bleeding. And I think I see signs of liver mortis--not to mention the incredible amount of tissue loss.
[Edited on March 4, 2008 at 10:05 PM. Reason : .] 3/4/2008 10:02:51 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
If any of you EVER find me like that and I'm somehow still breathing... Put a fuckin bullet in my head. PLEASE.
Print this post out and use it as evidence. 3/4/2008 10:03:40 PM |
daalians All American 557 Posts user info edit post |
"Are you OK?"
and why were his pants down? 3/4/2008 10:03:43 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
where is his other shoe 3/4/2008 10:04:54 PM |
zorthage 1+1=5 17148 Posts user info edit post |
where is his THIGH 3/4/2008 10:05:37 PM |
hooksaw All American 16500 Posts user info edit post |
^^ and ^ In a pile of bear scat somewhere.
http://www.expertvillage.com/video/3807_bear-tracking-scat.htm
Oh, shit--there's a shoe! PLAY DEAD!!!1 PLAY DEAD!!!1
[Edited on March 4, 2008 at 10:11 PM. Reason : .] 3/4/2008 10:06:09 PM |
ncsuapex SpaceForRent 37776 Posts user info edit post |
upon further review... There is no way he lived. The blood loss from having both femoral arteries destroyed would kill him in minutes. 3/4/2008 10:07:38 PM |
hooksaw All American 16500 Posts user info edit post |
^ LOL. Do ya think? 3/4/2008 10:08:55 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "i guess the legs are the tastiest?" |
They probably didn't taste that good cause we can assume he was running away from the bear and had lactic acid and other stuff in them.
The bear probably ate the legs because
1) it has the biggest meat-to-bone ratio.
2) you can't run without legs.3/4/2008 10:11:50 PM |
gunzz IS NÚMERO UNO 68205 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "The bear probably ate the legs because " |
they taste like chicken?3/4/2008 10:14:47 PM |
ALkatraz All American 11299 Posts user info edit post |
3) they taste like chicken. 3/4/2008 10:23:35 PM |
Slave Famous Become Wrath 34079 Posts user info edit post |
Is that the guys bush?
its huge 3/4/2008 10:25:28 PM |
tchenku midshipman 18581 Posts user info edit post |
ever seen on animal documentaries where the prey is so exhausted from the chase that it just kind of sits there panting while the predator lightly starts chomping on him. craazy. almost unimaginable. 3/4/2008 10:29:12 PM |
ambrosia1231 eeeeeeeeeevil 76471 Posts user info edit post |
I love how the bear left the calf. It's like he treated the leg as a chicken wing - 'eh, why bother with that little bit?' 3/4/2008 10:31:15 PM |
jwb9984 All American 14039 Posts user info edit post |
that probably isn't a bear attack victim
probably just a dead body in the woods gnawed on by some animals
bears typically aren't predacious towards humans
BUT IT WAS ON THE INTERNET SO IT MUST BE TRUE 3/4/2008 10:31:49 PM |
BadPokerPlyr All American 2081 Posts user info edit post |
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DiamondAce Suspended 12937 Posts user info edit post |
This shit is old! 3/4/2008 10:45:14 PM |